Which of my short stories are you?

Developed by: Joy

You've been dying know ... Now you can live to understand.

Question 1: Of the following, which would you prefer for dinner?

	sushi
	three-cheese pizza
	fried locusts dipped in honey
	a tofu stir-fry

Question 2: What do you lust after?

	un-attainable co-workers
	a friend's lover
	furniture
	a roommate

Question 3: What do you brood about?

	your illogical penis envy
	the repetitive nature of happiness
	colour schemes in washrooms
	James Joyce

Question 4: What is your dressing style?

	attention-hogging, brightly coloured trench coats
	fur coats and high heels
	office chic
	lost hippie / retro-funk

Question 5: What is your worst character trait?

	indescision
	self-delusion
	over-analyzing
	naivety

Question 6: What is your best character trait?

	wit
	determination
	organization
	intellect

Question 7: What is your drink of choice?

	hard liquor, straight up
	champagne
	red wine
	over-priced high-balls

Question 8: If you could be someone else, who would you be?

	Maria from "The Sound of Music"
	Cassanova
	Martha Stewart
	Woody Allen

Question 9: What is your favourite kind of music?

	doomy classical (lots of organs etc.)
	Joni Mitchell ballad stuff
	1930s jazz
	show tunes

Question 10: How do you spend Saturday evenings?

	getting drunk / making mistakes / causing subtextual 'scenes'
	brooding in clawfoot bathtubs
	prowling spacious, threatening hallways
	going out for a self-reflexive dinner with friends