Which of my short stories are you?

  1. Developed by: Joy

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Question 1: Of the following, which would you prefer for dinner?
sushi
three-cheese pizza
fried locusts dipped in honey
a tofu stir-fry

Question 2: What do you lust after?
un-attainable co-workers
a friend's lover
furniture
a roommate

Question 3: What do you brood about?
your illogical penis envy
the repetitive nature of happiness
colour schemes in washrooms
James Joyce

Question 4: What is your dressing style?
attention-hogging, brightly coloured trench coats
fur coats and high heels
office chic
lost hippie / retro-funk

Question 5: What is your worst character trait?
indescision
self-delusion
over-analyzing
naivety

Question 6: What is your best character trait?
wit
determination
organization
intellect

Question 7: What is your drink of choice?
hard liquor, straight up
champagne
red wine
over-priced high-balls

Question 8: If you could be someone else, who would you be?
Maria from "The Sound of Music"
Cassanova
Martha Stewart
Woody Allen

Question 9: What is your favourite kind of music?
doomy classical (lots of organs etc.)
Joni Mitchell ballad stuff
1930s jazz
show tunes

Question 10: How do you spend Saturday evenings?
getting drunk / making mistakes / causing subtextual 'scenes'
brooding in clawfoot bathtubs
prowling spacious, threatening hallways
going out for a self-reflexive dinner with friends

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