How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Oprah
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching wrestling
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    Yes, and I love what I do
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    I am a CEO or Manager
    No, I hate work
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    No
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I am homeless
    I rent
    I own my home
    I live with my Parents
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    A new outfit
    Blankets since you have none
    Bug repellant
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Jenna Jameson
    Madonna
    Tina Turner
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Cindy Crawford
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    Rent-a-center
    The Mall
    A pawn shop
    A thrift store
    The black market
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Never!
    I used to but don't anymore
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    Only socially
    Mostly everyday
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    I hate being homeless, help!
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I think they put themselves in that situation
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Simon Cowell
    Billy Crystal
    Leo DiCaprio
    Tom Cruise
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Enough to scrape by this week
    A couple of dollars
    $100 or more
    Lose Change
    None
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    Every other day
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Every day
    Twice a day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Captain George's
    A local cafe
    McDonalds
    Arby's
    Lonestar
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    All the time
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    No
    What is deodorant?
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!

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Clay ( 2.146 )
Posted 107 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of crap will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( .51.7 )
Posted 127 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 2.247 )
Posted 150 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 7.205 )
Posted 171 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!