How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching Oprah
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching wrestling
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    I am a CEO or Manager
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    Yes, and I love what I do
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    No, I hate work
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    No
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I own my home
    I am homeless
    I rent
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I live with my Parents
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Blankets since you have none
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    A new outfit
    Bug repellant
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Jenna Jameson
    Cindy Crawford
    Madonna
    Tina Turner
    Rosey O'Donnel
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    The black market
    Rent-a-center
    The Mall
    A pawn shop
    A thrift store
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    I used to but don't anymore
    Mostly everyday
    Never!
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    Only socially
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I hate being homeless, help!
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Tom Cruise
    Simon Cowell
    Billy Crystal
    Leo DiCaprio
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    None
    Enough to scrape by this week
    $100 or more
    A couple of dollars
    Lose Change
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Every day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Twice a day
    Every other day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Lonestar
    McDonalds
    A local cafe
    Arby's
    Captain George's
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    All the time
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    What is deodorant?
    No