How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching Oprah
    Watching NASCAR
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    No, I hate work
    I am a CEO or Manager
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    Yes, and I love what I do
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    No
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I own my home
    I rent
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I am homeless
    I live with my Parents
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Bug repellant
    A new outfit
    Blankets since you have none
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Madonna
    Jenna Jameson
    Cindy Crawford
    Tina Turner
    Rosey O'Donnel
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    A thrift store
    Rent-a-center
    A pawn shop
    The Mall
    The black market
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    I used to but don't anymore
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    Never!
    Mostly everyday
    Only socially
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I hate being homeless, help!
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Simon Cowell
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Tom Cruise
    Billy Crystal
    Leo DiCaprio
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Enough to scrape by this week
    None
    $100 or more
    Lose Change
    A couple of dollars
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Twice a day
    Every day
    Every other day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    A local cafe
    Arby's
    Captain George's
    Lonestar
    McDonalds
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    No
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    All the time
    What is deodorant?

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saeed ( 7.116 )
Posted 30 days ago
thanks thanks very much i taught i was a loser but u told me im a jerk which is tru. thanks im about to cry really
Slartibartfast ( 169.1 )
Posted 31 days ago
This is for [BEEP]s. Why would homeless people be on a computer, taking a quiz to see if they are a loser?
NoneofyourConcern ( 66.67 )
Posted 115 days ago
What a stupid quiz. I am a huge loser and I got "Rich Snob". Heck, I'm not rich or a snob! And I've seen other horrible answers people have gotten. At least say something nice, too! The amount of money someone has doesn't determine if someone is a loser. Grow a brain cell and make a non-offensive quiz please.
dorkstork ( 7.203 )
Posted 178 days ago
I've never been happier being called a j e r k in my life....way better than a loser. Although no one's really a loser....we just all go through tough times
yo ( 14.41 )
Posted 183 days ago
This quiz is [BEEP], your choices are [BEEP], all possible results are [BEEP]. You are a loser, which is why you designed this quiz in the first place.
Clay ( 2.146 )
Posted 304 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of [BEEP] will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( .51.7 )
Posted 324 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 2.247 )
Posted 347 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 7.205 )
Posted 368 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!