How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching Oprah
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yes, and I love what I do
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    I am a CEO or Manager
    No, I hate work
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    No
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I own my home
    I live with my Parents
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I am homeless
    I rent
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    Bug repellant
    Blankets since you have none
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    A new outfit
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Tina Turner
    Madonna
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Cindy Crawford
    Jenna Jameson
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    Rent-a-center
    A pawn shop
    The black market
    The Mall
    A thrift store
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Mostly everyday
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    Only socially
    I used to but don't anymore
    Never!
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I hate being homeless, help!
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Tom Cruise
    Leo DiCaprio
    Billy Crystal
    Simon Cowell
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Enough to scrape by this week
    Lose Change
    $100 or more
    A couple of dollars
    None
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Twice a day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    Every other day
    Every day
    When the odor becomes offensive
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Arby's
    McDonalds
    Lonestar
    Captain George's
    A local cafe
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    All the time
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    No
    What is deodorant?
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!

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Anonimus ( 86140 )
Posted 295 days ago
I help the homeless whenever I can, I even said that, and it classified me as a jerk.
saeed ( 92982 )
Posted 350 days ago
thanks thanks very much i taught i was a loser but u told me im a jerk which is tru. thanks im about to cry really
Slartibartfast ( 78796 )
Posted 351 days ago
This is for ๐Ÿ’—. Why would homeless people be on a computer, taking a quiz to see if they are a loser?
NoneofyourConcern ( 37530 )
Posted 435 days ago
What a ๐Ÿ’— quiz. I am a huge loser and I got "Rich Snob". Heck, I'm not rich or a snob! And I've seen other horrible answers people have gotten. At least say something nice, too! The amount of money someone has doesn't determine if someone is a loser. Grow a brain cell and make a non-offensive quiz please.
dorkstork ( 27744 )
Posted 498 days ago
I've never been happier being called a j e r k in my life....way better than a loser. Although no one's really a loser....we just all go through tough times
yo ( 62025 )
Posted 504 days ago
This quiz is ๐Ÿ’—, your choices are ๐Ÿ’—, all possible results are ๐Ÿ’—. You are a loser, which is why you designed this quiz in the first place.
Clay ( 98543 )
Posted 624 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of๐Ÿ’—will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( 18287 )
Posted 644 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 19761 )
Posted 667 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 45301 )
Posted 688 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!