How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching Oprah
    Watching NASCAR
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    No, I hate work
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    Yes, and I love what I do
    I am a CEO or Manager
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I am homeless
    I rent
    I live with my Parents
    I own my home
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Bug repellant
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Blankets since you have none
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    A new outfit
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Tina Turner
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Cindy Crawford
    Jenna Jameson
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    A thrift store
    The Mall
    A pawn shop
    The black market
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Mostly everyday
    I used to but don't anymore
    Only socially
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    I hate being homeless, help!
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Simon Cowell
    Leo DiCaprio
    Billy Crystal
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Tom Cruise
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    A couple of dollars
    Enough to scrape by this week
    Lose Change
    $100 or more
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Every other day
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    Twice a day
    Every day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Captain George's
    A local cafe
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    All the time
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    What is deodorant?