How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Oprah
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    I am a CEO or Manager
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    No, I hate work
    Yes, and I love what I do
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    No, I don't even have a license!
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I am homeless
    I own my home
    I live with my Parents
    I rent
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    A new outfit
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Bug repellant
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    Blankets since you have none
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Jenna Jameson
    Cindy Crawford
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Tina Turner
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    A pawn shop
    The black market
    The Mall
    A thrift store
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    I used to but don't anymore
    Only socially
    Mostly everyday
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I hate being homeless, help!
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    I think they put themselves in that situation
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Tom Cruise
    Leo DiCaprio
    Simon Cowell
    Billy Crystal
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Lose Change
    $100 or more
    Enough to scrape by this week
    A couple of dollars
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Twice a day
    Every day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    Every other day
    When the odor becomes offensive
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Captain George's
    A local cafe
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    All the time
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    What is deodorant?
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday