How much of a Loser are you?

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15 Questions - Developed by: Hillary - The quiz is developed on: - 148.899 taken - User Rating: 1.48 of 5.0 - 81 Votes

This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Oprah
    Watching Jerry Springer
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yes, and I love what I do
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    No, I hate work
    I am a CEO or Manager
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    No, I don't even have a license!
    No
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I own my home
    I rent
    I live with my Parents
    I am homeless
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    A new outfit
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Bug repellant
    Blankets since you have none
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Jenna Jameson
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Cindy Crawford
    Madonna
    Tina Turner
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    Rent-a-center
    A pawn shop
    The black market
    A thrift store
    The Mall
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    Mostly everyday
    I used to but don't anymore
    Never!
    Only socially
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I hate being homeless, help!
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Tom Cruise
    Simon Cowell
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Billy Crystal
    Leo DiCaprio
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    None
    Lose Change
    $100 or more
    Enough to scrape by this week
    A couple of dollars
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Every other day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    Twice a day
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Every day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Lonestar
    A local cafe
    Arby's
    McDonalds
    Captain George's
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    All the time
    What is deodorant?
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    No

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Clay ( 2.146 )
Posted 83 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of crap will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( .51.7 )
Posted 103 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 2.247 )
Posted 126 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 7.205 )
Posted 147 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!