How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching Oprah
    Watching Jerry Springer
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    No, I hate work
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    I am a CEO or Manager
    Yes, and I love what I do
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    No, I don't even have a license!
    No
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I live with my Parents
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I own my home
    I rent
    I am homeless
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Blankets since you have none
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    A new outfit
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Bug repellant
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Cindy Crawford
    Madonna
    Tina Turner
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Jenna Jameson
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    The Mall
    The black market
    A pawn shop
    A thrift store
    Rent-a-center
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    I used to but don't anymore
    Mostly everyday
    Only socially
    Never!
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I hate being homeless, help!
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I think they put themselves in that situation
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Tom Cruise
    Simon Cowell
    Leo DiCaprio
    Billy Crystal
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Lose Change
    None
    $100 or more
    A couple of dollars
    Enough to scrape by this week
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Every day
    Twice a day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Every other day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Arby's
    A local cafe
    McDonalds
    Lonestar
    Captain George's
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    No
    All the time
    What is deodorant?
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday

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dorkstork ( 7.203 )
Posted 17 days ago
I've never been happier being called a j e r k in my life....way better than a loser. Although no one's really a loser....we just all go through tough times
yo ( 14.41 )
Posted 23 days ago
This quiz is [BEEP], your choices are [BEEP], all possible results are [BEEP]. You are a loser, which is why you designed this quiz in the first place.
Clay ( 2.146 )
Posted 143 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of [BEEP] will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( .51.7 )
Posted 163 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 2.247 )
Posted 187 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 7.205 )
Posted 208 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!