How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching Oprah
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Jerry Springer
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    Yes, and I love what I do
    I am a CEO or Manager
    No, I hate work
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    No
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I live with my Parents
    I am homeless
    I own my home
    I rent
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Bug repellant
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    A new outfit
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Blankets since you have none
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Madonna
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Jenna Jameson
    Cindy Crawford
    Tina Turner
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    Rent-a-center
    A thrift store
    The Mall
    The black market
    A pawn shop
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Mostly everyday
    Never!
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    I used to but don't anymore
    Only socially
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I hate being homeless, help!
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Leo DiCaprio
    Simon Cowell
    Billy Crystal
    Tom Cruise
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    $100 or more
    Enough to scrape by this week
    Lose Change
    A couple of dollars
    None
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Every other day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    Twice a day
    Every day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Lonestar
    A local cafe
    Captain George's
    McDonalds
    Arby's
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    What is deodorant?
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    No
    All the time
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday