How much of a Loser are you?

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15 Questions - Developed by: Hillary - The quiz is developed on: - 139.635 taken - User Rating: 1.45 of 5.0 - 77 Votes

This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Oprah
    Watching NASCAR
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    I am a CEO or Manager
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    No, I hate work
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    Yes, and I love what I do
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I rent
    I live with my Parents
    I am homeless
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I own my home
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Bug repellant
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    A new outfit
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Blankets since you have none
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Cindy Crawford
    Tina Turner
    Jenna Jameson
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    The Mall
    A pawn shop
    A thrift store
    The black market
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Mostly everyday
    I used to but don't anymore
    Only socially
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I hate being homeless, help!
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Tom Cruise
    Leo DiCaprio
    Billy Crystal
    Simon Cowell
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Lose Change
    $100 or more
    Enough to scrape by this week
    A couple of dollars
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Every day
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Twice a day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    Every other day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Captain George's
    A local cafe
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    All the time
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    What is deodorant?

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Clay ( 2.146 )
Posted 3 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of crap will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( .51.7 )
Posted 23 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 2.247 )
Posted 47 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 7.205 )
Posted 68 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!