How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Oprah
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching Dr. Phil
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    I am a CEO or Manager
    Yes, and I love what I do
    No, I hate work
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    No
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I am homeless
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I rent
    I live with my Parents
    I own my home
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    Blankets since you have none
    Bug repellant
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    A new outfit
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Jenna Jameson
    Cindy Crawford
    Madonna
    Tina Turner
    Rosey O'Donnel
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    A thrift store
    A pawn shop
    The black market
    Rent-a-center
    The Mall
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Never!
    Mostly everyday
    I used to but don't anymore
    Only socially
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I hate being homeless, help!
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I think they put themselves in that situation
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Leo DiCaprio
    Tom Cruise
    Billy Crystal
    Simon Cowell
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Enough to scrape by this week
    None
    A couple of dollars
    Lose Change
    $100 or more
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Every other day
    Twice a day
    Every day
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    A local cafe
    Lonestar
    Arby's
    Captain George's
    McDonalds
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    No
    All the time
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday
    What is deodorant?

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Anonimus ( 86140 )
Posted 88 days ago
I help the homeless whenever I can, I even said that, and it classified me as a jerk.
saeed ( 92982 )
Posted 143 days ago
thanks thanks very much i taught i was a loser but u told me im a jerk which is tru. thanks im about to cry really
Slartibartfast ( 78796 )
Posted 144 days ago
This is for [BEEP]s. Why would homeless people be on a computer, taking a quiz to see if they are a loser?
NoneofyourConcern ( 37530 )
Posted 228 days ago
What a stupid quiz. I am a huge loser and I got "Rich Snob". Heck, I'm not rich or a snob! And I've seen other horrible answers people have gotten. At least say something nice, too! The amount of money someone has doesn't determine if someone is a loser. Grow a brain cell and make a non-offensive quiz please.
dorkstork ( 27744 )
Posted 291 days ago
I've never been happier being called a j e r k in my life....way better than a loser. Although no one's really a loser....we just all go through tough times
yo ( 62025 )
Posted 296 days ago
This quiz is [BEEP], your choices are [BEEP], all possible results are [BEEP]. You are a loser, which is why you designed this quiz in the first place.
Clay ( 98543 )
Posted 417 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of [BEEP] will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( 18287 )
Posted 436 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 19761 )
Posted 460 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 45301 )
Posted 481 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!