How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching Oprah
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching Jerry Springer
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Dr. Phil
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yes, and I love what I do
    I am a CEO or Manager
    No, I hate work
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    No, I don't even have a license!
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I own my home
    I live with my Parents
    I rent
    I am homeless
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    A new outfit
    Bug repellant
    Blankets since you have none
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Jenna Jameson
    Cindy Crawford
    Tina Turner
    Rosey O'Donnel
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    A thrift store
    A pawn shop
    The black market
    The Mall
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Only socially
    Mostly everyday
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    I used to but don't anymore
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I hate being homeless, help!
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Leo DiCaprio
    Tom Cruise
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Simon Cowell
    Billy Crystal
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    $100 or more
    Lose Change
    Enough to scrape by this week
    A couple of dollars
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Every day
    Every other day
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Twice a day
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Captain George's
    A local cafe
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    All the time
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    What is deodorant?
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday