How much of a Loser are you?

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This test was designed to see how much of a loser you really are!

  • 1
    How often do you think, "man, I'm such a loser!"?
    Only when times get rough and I feel down about myself
    Frequently, I am too hard on myself...
    Every day- I am such a loser. Nothing is going right for me...
    Never, I am not a loser in any way, shape or form
    I am a loser, no exceptions... It's obvious!
  • 2
    What is your idea of a good time?
    Watching wrestling
    Watching Oprah
    Watching Dr. Phil
    Watching NASCAR
    Watching Jerry Springer
  • 3
    Are you currently employed?
    Yes, but it's a job I hate...
    I am a CEO or Manager
    Yes, and I love what I do
    Yeah, it pays the bills...
    No, I hate work
  • 4
    Do you have a car?
    Yes, but it has lots of problems
    Yes, but you can't drive it. It's a piece of shit
    No, I don't even have a license!
    Yes, i got it brand new off the lot
  • 5
    What is your housing status?
    I own my home and sell and rent out properties as well
    I rent
    I live with my Parents
    I own my home
    I am homeless
  • 6
    You have a few extra dollars, which of the following would you be most inclined to buy?
    A new outfit
    I'd use the money to call a psychic
    Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits
    Bug repellant
    Blankets since you have none
  • 7
    Which of these women is the prettiest, in your skunk opinion...
    Cindy Crawford
    Rosey O'Donnel
    Jenna Jameson
    Tina Turner
  • 8
    Which of these stores appeals to you the most?
    The black market
    A thrift store
    A pawn shop
    The Mall
  • 9
    How often do you drink and/or use illegal drugs?
    Mostly everyday
    I used to but don't anymore
    Everyday, I stay fucked up
    Only socially
  • 10
    What is your view on the homeless?
    A homeless person is staying in my house right now!
    I feel sorry for them, but I am not willing to help them either
    I think they put themselves in that situation
    I hate being homeless, help!
    I help out as much as I can, and when I can
  • 11
    Which of the following men is the most attractive?
    Tom Cruise
    Stone Cold Steve Austin
    Simon Cowell
    Billy Crystal
    Leo DiCaprio
  • 12
    How much money is in your wallet?
    Enough to scrape by this week
    $100 or more
    A couple of dollars
    Lose Change
  • 13
    How often do you bath?
    Whenever I feel like it, or remember to...
    When the odor becomes offensive
    Every other day
    Every day
    Twice a day
  • 14
    You are going out to eat, choose your destination...
    Captain George's
    A local cafe
  • 15
    I have a full set of teeth, toothpaste, soap and deodorant in my house!
    What is deodorant?
    Yes, and the most expensive brands at that!
    All the time
    Only until they run out and I have to wait till payday

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Anonimus ( 86140 )
Posted 56 days ago
I help the homeless whenever I can, I even said that, and it classified me as a jerk.
saeed ( 92982 )
Posted 111 days ago
thanks thanks very much i taught i was a loser but u told me im a jerk which is tru. thanks im about to cry really
Slartibartfast ( 78796 )
Posted 112 days ago
This is for [BEEP]s. Why would homeless people be on a computer, taking a quiz to see if they are a loser?
NoneofyourConcern ( 37530 )
Posted 195 days ago
What a stupid quiz. I am a huge loser and I got "Rich Snob". Heck, I'm not rich or a snob! And I've seen other horrible answers people have gotten. At least say something nice, too! The amount of money someone has doesn't determine if someone is a loser. Grow a brain cell and make a non-offensive quiz please.
dorkstork ( 27744 )
Posted 258 days ago
I've never been happier being called a j e r k in my life....way better than a loser. Although no one's really a loser....we just all go through tough times
yo ( 62025 )
Posted 264 days ago
This quiz is [BEEP], your choices are [BEEP], all possible results are [BEEP]. You are a loser, which is why you designed this quiz in the first place.
Clay ( 98543 )
Posted 384 days ago
I really hate these BS joke pages as a police officer of 17yrs and know many people who suffer from depression serious no joke depression and this kind of [BEEP] will just make them worse. Yeah the few who do feel better cause they had a laugh either don't have bad depression or felt just as bad a few minutes later. I only reply to these places as to tell people YOU WILL NOT FIND HELP on the web seek medical or professional help.
Dan ( 18287 )
Posted 404 days ago
I was so depressed when I read this. This was hysterical!! I needed this. I feel so much better.
TheRealTruth ( 19761 )
Posted 428 days ago
Well this certainly Describes most of the women out there today, that is for sure.
paula ( 45301 )
Posted 449 days ago
Your website is not very helpful really, I do believe you take advantage of people who are not feeling great and probably make them feel worse. I am not surprised there are no comments on display as you have probably annoyed or upset anyone who visited. Goodbye! Ooh! by the way to anyone who reads this, I do lack self confidence but going on somewhere like this has made me realise how very unpleasant some people can be and perhaps take advantage of a person who is feeling worried. Bye!