Do you love him? Do you even know what love is?

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20 Questions - Developed by: Kael Greenlaw - Developed on: - 140.420 taken - User Rating: 3.19 of 5.0 - 26 Votes

This is a love measuring test for intelligent people who are serious. As those type of people seldom take love tests, I'm not sure how popular it will be, what I was taking quizzes on this site and got fed up with answer choices (ie: Where the highest amount of time spent together was about half a year)so I figured it couldn't hurt to see whether I could do better.

  • 1
    When the two of you were finally officially in love, what did you feel?
    I felt like I was making a mistake in my gut, but there was just something arresting about this guy.
    It was inevitable.... It's like we've always been together.
    Surprise, that it had happened, that someone so perfect could ever return my love.
    Other
    A little hesitant.... I wasn't sure I wanted a relationship at that point in my life.
  • 2
    If he moved away farther than it would be practical to drive what would happen(Or if this has already happened, what is happening)?
    I'd go insane, after he broke it off.
    Other
    We'd stay together, and IM/phone like crazy, with trips, even if we had to buy plane tickets, as often as possible.
    I would, reluctantly, break it off.
    I'd run away, to be with him, nothing else matters.
  • 3
    If he contracted a disease that made intimate encounters an impossibility, how would you react?
    I'd stay. It isn't even a question. And if he's celibate, I am.
    I'd stay, but....
    I love him, but even he wouldn't expect me to stay if that happened.
    Other.
    I would spend the rest of my life struggling to cure the disease.
  • 4
    If he died, you'd _______ .
    Want to follow, but my personal beliefs don't allow for that.
    Be heartbroken.
    Eventually get over it-- He wouldn't want less.
    Follow.
    Other
  • 5
    How long have you been together?
    Months.
    Weeks.
    Too long.
    Other.
    Time is irrelevant. No matter how long, it equals forever,
  • 6
    If he were female, would you still love him?
    I'd love him no matter what.
    I'm bi, so this isn't really a fair question.
    Other.
    I love him, but..... No.
  • 7
    For that matter, if he were the Taco Bell dog, a republican, or a figment of your own imagination, would you still love him?
    Uhhhh...........
    Other.
    Yes.
    Anything but republican.
    No.
  • 8
    If you found out he'd done something awful in the past (Killed a man, slept with your best friend, et al) would you still stand by him?
    Through everything.
    I suspected it before he said everything. It makes no difference.
    Some things are unforgivable.
    Other.
    I would, but I'd be scared...
  • 9
    When you're apart, do you think about him?
    I think of him at the weirdest times, though not constantly, and smile.
    No.... We don't need to think of each other constantly...
    Yes. The pain never leaves....
    Every second, I see him there.... I see what he would say, ache because he can't hold my hand.
    Other.
  • 10
    Does he get along with your parents?
    THIS QUESTION IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. HE ISN'T IN LOVE WITH THEM.
    Other.
    No.
    Yes.
  • 11
    When you're together, do you typically touch?
    No, nor would I want to.
    Always... It's amazing what he can tell me privately in a large crowd with a squeeze of his hand, or even a gesture....
    No.... He's awkward in public, but I can see him looking at me, and that's enough.
    Other.
    One acronym: PDA.
  • 12
    Do you talk about the future?
    Other.
    Yeah..... All the way into next month, sometimes. We're a little commitment shy.
    Yes. Well...... Now, to think.... I do.
    In "ifs" sometimes..... Just when I'm mad....
    Yes, and it's always a "When". We know exactly what the house will look like, and have named the cat.
  • 13
    Will you get married?
    Other.
    Duh.
    Ask him.
    Neither of us believe in marriage, but it doesn't come close to being adequate. We'll be together forever.
    Don't know.
  • 14
    What is the worst thing you can think of?
    Being helpless, knowing he was being tortured.
    Something completely unrelated to him (ie: WHAT! They fired the guy at the mall who sells pretzels!)
    Being immortal, and him not.
    Other.
    The aforementioned scenario about the disease....
  • 15
    Are you afraid of death?
    How can one not be?
    No matter what happens, I'll find him.
    No, but I wasn't before I met him either.
    Other.
    I fear losing him.
  • 16
    Do you think he's hot?
    Honest? No.
    Yes, but that's not the only reason I love him.
    He is to me, the only one to me. Others say he isn't, but they can never understand.
    Other.
    Totally!
  • 17
    Do you love him?
    Other.
    No.
    Yes.
    I thought this quiz was supposed to tell me.
  • 18
    Does he love you?
    He barely knows I exist...
    Yes, indubitably.
    Other.
    I think so.
    THIS QUIZ IS SUPPOSED TO TELL ME!
  • 19
    How long will you be together?
    Past forever.
    A long time.
    Until he leaves.
    Until we aren't.
    Other.
  • 20
    So tell me.... A waste of time?
    No, this actually made me think about some things.
    Other.
    Yes-- This quiz sucks.
    Yes, I knew we were in love.

Comments (6)

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Chloe (24360)
38 days ago
I'm not actually going out with him, so this test was really difficult to answer. I wanted to know if he was right for me, not if i'd still be there if he had a disease?
Lolocat1 (50763)
143 days ago
I love him buttt he hates me Cry's Cry's cry more Cry's
WHY DOES HE HATE ME PLEASE TELL ME
CRYS
CRYS
CRYS
HE WILL NEVER LOVE ME CRY

WHY O WHY MOMMMM!

Can you help me please
Mom:OK what is it kido
Me::'( my love hates me
Mom:uggg your not able to even marry him
Me: but but mom starts to cry
Mom:nooooo no is no
ur mom (03843)
545 days ago
how could you say that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kala Sansafrazi (47199)
564 days ago
SORRY PEOPLE BUT I WOULD NOT LOVE SOMEONE IF THEY WERE THE SAME GENDER!!! SORRRY I JUST HAD TO SAY THIS SORRY THAT WAS MEAN ................BUT TRUE.........................
Husna (00949)
587 days ago
Pls tell me the results fastly
Sally Colbeck (19355)
698 days ago
It talks about dire situations that nobody wants to think about, is twenty questions long, and is a complete waste of time.