Do you love him? Do you even know what love is?

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time limit: t < 10 min - Developed by: Kael Greenlaw - The quiz is developed on: - 87041 taken - User Rating: 3.25 5.0 - 16 Votes

This is a love measuring test for intelligent people who are serious. As those type of people seldom take love tests, I'm not sure how popular it will be, what I was taking quizzes on this site and got fed up with answer choices (ie: Where the highest amount of time spent together was about half a year)so I figured it couldn't hurt to see whether I could do better.

  • 1
    When the two of you were finally officially in love, what did you feel?
    It was inevitable.... It's like we've always been together.
    Other
    I felt like I was making a mistake in my gut, but there was just something arresting about this guy.
    Surprise, that it had happened, that someone so perfect could ever return my love.
    A little hesitant.... I wasn't sure I wanted a relationship at that point in my life.
  • 2
    If he moved away farther than it would be practical to drive what would happen(Or if this has already happened, what is happening)?
    I'd go insane, after he broke it off.
    We'd stay together, and IM/phone like crazy, with trips, even if we had to buy plane tickets, as often as possible.
    Other
    I would, reluctantly, break it off.
    I'd run away, to be with him, nothing else matters.
  • 3
    If he contracted a disease that made intimate encounters an impossibility, how would you react?
    Other.
    I would spend the rest of my life struggling to cure the disease.
    I love him, but even he wouldn't expect me to stay if that happened.
    I'd stay, but....
    I'd stay. It isn't even a question. And if he's celibate, I am.
  • 4
    If he died, you'd _______ .
    Be heartbroken.
    Eventually get over it-- He wouldn't want less.
    Want to follow, but my personal beliefs don't allow for that.
    Other
    Follow.
  • 5
    How long have you been together?
    Too long.
    Months.
    Weeks.
    Time is irrelevant. No matter how long, it equals forever,
    Other.
  • 6
    If he were female, would you still love him?
    I love him, but..... No.
    I'm bi, so this isn't really a fair question.
    I'd love him no matter what.
    Other.
  • 7
    For that matter, if he were the Taco Bell dog, a republican, or a figment of your own imagination, would you still love him?
    Other.
    Anything but republican.
    Uhhhh...........
    No.
    Yes.
  • 8
    If you found out he'd done something awful in the past (Killed a man, slept with your best friend, et al) would you still stand by him?
    Other.
    Some things are unforgivable.
    I suspected it before he said everything. It makes no difference.
    Through everything.
    I would, but I'd be scared...
  • 9
    When you're apart, do you think about him?
    Every second, I see him there.... I see what he would say, ache because he can't hold my hand.
    No.... We don't need to think of each other constantly...
    I think of him at the weirdest times, though not constantly, and smile.
    Other.
    Yes. The pain never leaves....
  • 10
    Does he get along with your parents?
    Yes.
    THIS QUESTION IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. HE ISN'T IN LOVE WITH THEM.
    No.
    Other.
  • 11
    When you're together, do you typically touch?
    Always... It's amazing what he can tell me privately in a large crowd with a squeeze of his hand, or even a gesture....
    Other.
    No, nor would I want to.
    One acronym: PDA.
    No.... He's awkward in public, but I can see him looking at me, and that's enough.
  • 12
    Do you talk about the future?
    In "ifs" sometimes..... Just when I'm mad....
    Other.
    Yeah..... All the way into next month, sometimes. We're a little commitment shy.
    Yes. Well...... Now, to think.... I do.
    Yes, and it's always a "When". We know exactly what the house will look like, and have named the cat.
  • 13
    Will you get married?
    Don't know.
    Ask him.
    Neither of us believe in marriage, but it doesn't come close to being adequate. We'll be together forever.
    Duh.
    Other.
  • 14
    What is the worst thing you can think of?
    Something completely unrelated to him (ie: WHAT! They fired the guy at the mall who sells pretzels!)
    Being immortal, and him not.
    Being helpless, knowing he was being tortured.
    The aforementioned scenario about the disease....
    Other.
  • 15
    Are you afraid of death?
    No, but I wasn't before I met him either.
    No matter what happens, I'll find him.
    How can one not be?
    I fear losing him.
    Other.
  • 16
    Do you think he's hot?
    Totally!
    Yes, but that's not the only reason I love him.
    He is to me, the only one to me. Others say he isn't, but they can never understand.
    Other.
    Honest? No.
  • 17
    Do you love him?
    Other.
    No.
    Yes.
    I thought this quiz was supposed to tell me.
  • 18
    Does he love you?
    Yes, indubitably.
    Other.
    THIS QUIZ IS SUPPOSED TO TELL ME!
    I think so.
    He barely knows I exist...
  • 19
    How long will you be together?
    Until he leaves.
    Other.
    Until we aren't.
    A long time.
    Past forever.
  • 20
    So tell me.... A waste of time?
    No, this actually made me think about some things.
    Other.
    Yes, I knew we were in love.
    Yes-- This quiz sucks.