Do you love him? Do you even know what love is?

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20 Questions - Developed by: Kael Greenlaw - The quiz is developed on: - 97.479 taken - User Rating: 3.18 of 5.0 - 17 Votes

This is a love measuring test for intelligent people who are serious. As those type of people seldom take love tests, I'm not sure how popular it will be, what I was taking quizzes on this site and got fed up with answer choices (ie: Where the highest amount of time spent together was about half a year)so I figured it couldn't hurt to see whether I could do better.

  • 1
    When the two of you were finally officially in love, what did you feel?
    Surprise, that it had happened, that someone so perfect could ever return my love.
    Other
    I felt like I was making a mistake in my gut, but there was just something arresting about this guy.
    A little hesitant.... I wasn't sure I wanted a relationship at that point in my life.
    It was inevitable.... It's like we've always been together.
  • 2
    If he moved away farther than it would be practical to drive what would happen(Or if this has already happened, what is happening)?
    I would, reluctantly, break it off.
    I'd go insane, after he broke it off.
    Other
    We'd stay together, and IM/phone like crazy, with trips, even if we had to buy plane tickets, as often as possible.
    I'd run away, to be with him, nothing else matters.
  • 3
    If he contracted a disease that made intimate encounters an impossibility, how would you react?
    Other.
    I would spend the rest of my life struggling to cure the disease.
    I love him, but even he wouldn't expect me to stay if that happened.
    I'd stay. It isn't even a question. And if he's celibate, I am.
    I'd stay, but....
  • 4
    If he died, you'd _______ .
    Other
    Be heartbroken.
    Follow.
    Want to follow, but my personal beliefs don't allow for that.
    Eventually get over it-- He wouldn't want less.
  • 5
    How long have you been together?
    Months.
    Too long.
    Other.
    Weeks.
    Time is irrelevant. No matter how long, it equals forever,
  • 6
    If he were female, would you still love him?
    I'm bi, so this isn't really a fair question.
    I love him, but..... No.
    Other.
    I'd love him no matter what.
  • 7
    For that matter, if he were the Taco Bell dog, a republican, or a figment of your own imagination, would you still love him?
    Yes.
    Uhhhh...........
    Anything but republican.
    No.
    Other.
  • 8
    If you found out he'd done something awful in the past (Killed a man, slept with your best friend, et al) would you still stand by him?
    Through everything.
    I suspected it before he said everything. It makes no difference.
    I would, but I'd be scared...
    Other.
    Some things are unforgivable.
  • 9
    When you're apart, do you think about him?
    Other.
    No.... We don't need to think of each other constantly...
    Yes. The pain never leaves....
    I think of him at the weirdest times, though not constantly, and smile.
    Every second, I see him there.... I see what he would say, ache because he can't hold my hand.
  • 10
    Does he get along with your parents?
    THIS QUESTION IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. HE ISN'T IN LOVE WITH THEM.
    Other.
    Yes.
    No.
  • 11
    When you're together, do you typically touch?
    One acronym: PDA.
    Always... It's amazing what he can tell me privately in a large crowd with a squeeze of his hand, or even a gesture....
    No.... He's awkward in public, but I can see him looking at me, and that's enough.
    No, nor would I want to.
    Other.
  • 12
    Do you talk about the future?
    In "ifs" sometimes..... Just when I'm mad....
    Yes, and it's always a "When". We know exactly what the house will look like, and have named the cat.
    Other.
    Yeah..... All the way into next month, sometimes. We're a little commitment shy.
    Yes. Well...... Now, to think.... I do.
  • 13
    Will you get married?
    Don't know.
    Neither of us believe in marriage, but it doesn't come close to being adequate. We'll be together forever.
    Other.
    Duh.
    Ask him.
  • 14
    What is the worst thing you can think of?
    Being immortal, and him not.
    Something completely unrelated to him (ie: WHAT! They fired the guy at the mall who sells pretzels!)
    The aforementioned scenario about the disease....
    Other.
    Being helpless, knowing he was being tortured.
  • 15
    Are you afraid of death?
    I fear losing him.
    How can one not be?
    No, but I wasn't before I met him either.
    Other.
    No matter what happens, I'll find him.
  • 16
    Do you think he's hot?
    Totally!
    Yes, but that's not the only reason I love him.
    He is to me, the only one to me. Others say he isn't, but they can never understand.
    Other.
    Honest? No.
  • 17
    Do you love him?
    No.
    Yes.
    Other.
    I thought this quiz was supposed to tell me.
  • 18
    Does he love you?
    THIS QUIZ IS SUPPOSED TO TELL ME!
    I think so.
    He barely knows I exist...
    Other.
    Yes, indubitably.
  • 19
    How long will you be together?
    Until he leaves.
    Past forever.
    A long time.
    Other.
    Until we aren't.
  • 20
    So tell me.... A waste of time?
    No, this actually made me think about some things.
    Yes, I knew we were in love.
    Yes-- This quiz sucks.
    Other.