Do you love him? Do you even know what love is?

  1. Developed by: Kael Greenlaw

This is a love measuring test for intelligent people who are serious. As those type of people seldom take love tests, I'm not sure how popular it will be, what I was taking quizzes on this site and got fed up with answer choices (ie: Where the highest amount of time spent together was about half a year)so I figured it couldn't hurt to see whether I could do better.

Question 1: When the two of you were finally officially in love, what did you feel?
Other
A little hesitant.... I wasn't sure I wanted a relationship at that point in my life.
It was inevitable.... It's like we've always been together.
Surprise, that it had happened, that someone so perfect could ever return my love.
I felt like I was making a mistake in my gut, but there was just something arresting about this guy.

Question 2: If he moved away farther than it would be practical to drive what would happen(Or if this has already happened, what is happening)?
We'd stay together, and IM/phone like crazy, with trips, even if we had to buy plane tickets, as often as possible.
I would, reluctantly, break it off.
Other
I'd run away, to be with him, nothing else matters.
I'd go insane, after he broke it off.

Question 3: If he contracted a disease that made intimate encounters an impossibility, how would you react?
I'd stay, but....
I'd stay. It isn't even a question. And if he's celibate, I am.
I love him, but even he wouldn't expect me to stay if that happened.
I would spend the rest of my life struggling to cure the disease.
Other.

Question 4: If he died, you'd _______ .
Eventually get over it-- He wouldn't want less.
Other
Follow.
Want to follow, but my personal beliefs don't allow for that.
Be heartbroken.

Question 5: How long have you been together?
Time is irrelevant. No matter how long, it equals forever,
Months.
Other.
Weeks.
Too long.

Question 6: If he were female, would you still love him?
I'd love him no matter what.
I'm bi, so this isn't really a fair question.
Other.
I love him, but..... No.

Question 7: For that matter, if he were the Taco Bell dog, a republican, or a figment of your own imagination, would you still love him?
Anything but republican.
Uhhhh...........
No.
Other.
Yes.

Question 8: If you found out he'd done something awful in the past (Killed a man, slept with your best friend, et al) would you still stand by him?
I suspected it before he said everything. It makes no difference.
I would, but I'd be scared...
Other.
Through everything.
Some things are unforgivable.

Question 9: When you're apart, do you think about him?
Every second, I see him there.... I see what he would say, ache because he can't hold my hand.
Other.
I think of him at the weirdest times, though not constantly, and smile.
Yes. The pain never leaves....
No.... We don't need to think of each other constantly...

Question 10: Does he get along with your parents?
No.
THIS QUESTION IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. HE ISN'T IN LOVE WITH THEM.
Other.
Yes.

Question 11: When you're together, do you typically touch?
One acronym: PDA.
Other.
Always... It's amazing what he can tell me privately in a large crowd with a squeeze of his hand, or even a gesture....
No, nor would I want to.
No.... He's awkward in public, but I can see him looking at me, and that's enough.

Question 12: Do you talk about the future?
Yeah..... All the way into next month, sometimes. We're a little commitment shy.
Other.
In "ifs" sometimes..... Just when I'm mad....
Yes. Well...... Now, to think.... I do.
Yes, and it's always a "When". We know exactly what the house will look like, and have named the cat.

Question 13: Will you get married?
Neither of us believe in marriage, but it doesn't come close to being adequate. We'll be together forever.
Ask him.
Other.
Duh.
Don't know.

Question 14: What is the worst thing you can think of?
Other.
Something completely unrelated to him (ie: WHAT! They fired the guy at the mall who sells pretzels!)
The aforementioned scenario about the disease....
Being immortal, and him not.
Being helpless, knowing he was being tortured.

Question 15: Are you afraid of death?
No, but I wasn't before I met him either.
No matter what happens, I'll find him.
How can one not be?
Other.
I fear losing him.

Question 16: Do you think he's hot?
Honest? No.
Other.
He is to me, the only one to me. Others say he isn't, but they can never understand.
Totally!
Yes, but that's not the only reason I love him.

Question 17: Do you love him?
Yes.
Other.
I thought this quiz was supposed to tell me.
No.

Question 18: Does he love you?
THIS QUIZ IS SUPPOSED TO TELL ME!
Yes, indubitably.
I think so.
Other.
He barely knows I exist...

Question 19: How long will you be together?
Other.
Until we aren't.
Past forever.
Until he leaves.
A long time.

Question 20: So tell me.... A waste of time?
No, this actually made me think about some things.
Other.
Yes-- This quiz sucks.
Yes, I knew we were in love.

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