The REAL Sorting Hat!

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12 Questions - Developed by: Sonora M - Developed on: - 60.679 taken - User Rating: 4 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

Oh you may not think me pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.

You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!

  • 1
    Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters have you and your friends cornered. All of your friends are wounded and don't have much of a chance. What do you do?
  • 2
    What would your boggart turn into?
  • 3
    Which animal are you most like?
  • 4
    Out of these four, what is your motto?
  • 5
    Whose advice are you most likely to follow?
  • 6
    What, out of these four, is your favorite book (besides Harry Potter)?
  • 7
    How many friends do you have?
  • 8
    Some creepy guy approaches you in a dark alley and demands your money. What do you do?
  • 9
    Uh oh! You didn't do your homework last night? What are you going to do now?
  • 10
    In your dorm, you have a large poster of a famous person. It can be a Muggle, witch, or wizard. Who is it?
  • 11
    If you could have one special power, what would it be?
  • 12
    If you could have one wish would it be?

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