Test to see if you should be in a INSANE ASYLUM

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We got this as a newsletter: This is what a catholic church thinks constitutes someone as being insane. I say they're the crazy ones! "Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or Goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counseling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child." Take this test to find out how dumb this church is! If everyone agreed with this I think every kid in the world would be in one!

  • 1
    Do you frequently wear black clothing?
  • 2
    Do you wear band and/or rock t-shirts?
  • 3
    Do you wear excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nail polis?
  • 4
    Do you wear any odd silver jewelry or symbols?
  • 5
    Do you show an interest in piercings or tattoos?
  • 6
    Do you listen to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music? >They said this not me, I know it's really dumb< (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
    Do you listen to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music? >They said this not me, I know it's really dumb< (Marilyn Manson claims t
  • 7
    Do you associate with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically?
  • 8
    Do you show a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports?
    Do you show a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports?
  • 9
    Do you show an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan? >wait so I guess other peoples religions are evil but for some reason CATHOLICS own all!<
  • 10
    Do you take drugs?
  • 11
    Do you drink alcohol?
  • 12
    Are you suicidal and/or depressed?
  • 13
    Do you cut, burn or partake in any other method of self-mutilation? They say:(This is a satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
  • 14
    Do you complain of boredom? >OMG every child in the world follows SATAN AHHHHH!<
  • 15
    Do you sleep too excessively or too little?
  • 16
    Are you excessively awake during the night?
  • 17
    Do you demand an unusual amount of privacy?
  • 18
    Do you spend large amounts of time alone?
  • 19
    Do you request time alone and quietness? (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
  • 20
    Do you insist on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult?
  • 21
    Do you disregard authority figures? (teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.)
  • 22
    Do you misbehave at school
  • 23
    Do you misbehave at home?
  • 24
    Do you eat excessively or too little?
    Do you eat excessively or too little?
  • 25
    This one I almost peed myself laughing. Do you eat Goth-related foods? (Count Chocula cereal is an example of this)
    This one I almost peed myself laughing. Do you eat Goth-related foods? (Count Chocula cereal is an example of this)
  • 26
    Yah this one is just gross! Do you drink blood or express an interest in drinking blood? (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
    Yah this one is just gross! Do you drink blood or express an interest in drinking blood? (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is ve
  • 27
    Do you watch cable television or any other corrupted media sources? (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) >Why does the catholic church always insist on being in control of what we do?<
    Do you watch cable television or any other corrupted media sources? (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) >Why doe
  • 28
    Do you play videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature?
    Do you play videos games that contain violence or role-playing nature?
  • 29
    Do you use the Internet excessively and frequently make time for the computer?
    Do you use the Internet excessively and frequently make time for the computer?
  • 30
    Do you make Satanic symbols? >I don't know if this includes skulls...I think it does<
    Do you make Satanic symbols? >I don't know if this includes skulls...I think it does<
  • 31
    Do you violently shake head to music?
  • 32
    Do you dance to music in a provocative or sexual manner?
  • 33
    Do you express an interest in sex?
  • 34
    Do you masturbate? ha HA HA
  • 35
    Are you homosexual and/or bisexual? >I don't see what is so wrong about be gay it's who you are<
  • 36
    Do you pursue dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
    Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism? >now that just makes me angry<
    Do you pursue dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism? >now that just make
  • 37
    Do you wear pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a Goth"?
    Do you wear pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me",
  • 38
    Do you claim to be a Goth?
    Do you claim to be a Goth?

Comments (15)

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werewolf person (74301)
29 days ago
well the thing is folks i am insane cause last week i stabbed myself in the stomach and rubbed the blood on the wall then put it on my face. Man I hate therapy. But anyways this quiz is a F#$%&%# WASTE OF TIME! And whoever made it is a absent minded gook. And if your goth it doesnt mean your insane. This dude or trans or chick knows nothing.
satans seed (24359)
44 days ago
Hahaha im a satanist.... And it said im bad but not in a satanic cult.... Kinda right, im a solitary practicioner hahahaha..... Half these questions are bull......
Banana (39650)
51 days ago
They say that Hinduism and Buddhism is goth, I have friends that are Buddhist and are always happy and uplifting
Anonymous (01180)
128 days ago
I like a lot of these things but that doesnt mean I'm satanic.
Anonymous (99462)
151 days ago
Marelin Manson is not goth... He's a poser... Get your facts straight... Goth doesn't mean Satan... Goth is no where near Satan
Hay (18543)
303 days ago
just because you're not religious doesn't mean you're insane, I'd rather be insane, everyone would be in a mental facility.
Eme Goldberg (83349)
417 days ago
I found this just a bit offensive, being goth doesn't always mean Satan and why was are you homosexual/bisexual on there, that DOES NOT make you insane it is completely valid and not everyone is religious, I am not.
Logan (01138)
425 days ago
This is not even slightly accurate. At all.
Ava (86131)
434 days ago
This is the dumbest quiz I've ever taken.
Jaddee (95064)
472 days ago
who made this quiz? buddhism isn't satan neither is skulls.you're extermly brain washed
Kesha (49476)
501 days ago
Seriously I'm Hindu plus whoever made this test is way more religious I'd rather be insane than be like this person
Echo (20022)
522 days ago
Ok your a bit to religious and goth isn't bad in my opinion as long as your not hurting others FUN FACT: the pentagram is for protection and if two points are up then it is satanic by the way if I was rude sorry I'm not trying to be
Derp girl (20704)
553 days ago
It keeped changing my answers to the wrong thing after getting my results so don't do this quiz it sucks in my opinion (no hard feeling ok)
Crazy person! (83610)
689 days ago
I don't eat "Goth-related" cereal (never even heard of Count Chocula cereal), but I DO eat Fruity Pebbles, which I guess is a Darwinist cereal. :-)

The hilarious thing about this quiz is that I'm actually Christian.
-____- (52840)
747 days ago
Really....goths are not satanic only if they choose to be...obviously this person who made this test dont know a thing about us -____- look it up sometime -.-