Which Invariable would you be in a bad horror movie?

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15 Questions - Developed by: James - Developed on: - 6.125 taken

How well would you hold up in a bad horror movie starring comically-inept werewolves that look like balding rats or vampires with bad Romanian accents? Which invariable would you be; the hero, the comic relief...what?

  • 1
    You wake up in a spooky mansion. A haunting melody seeps through the rotting walls of your bedroom. It is very chilly and you aren't dressed in thick clothes. You get up and walk to the closet when all of a sudden a VAMPIRE jumps out? What do you do?
  • 2
    You somehow get away from the vampire. You try the door to your room only to find that it opens. You gratefully step outside. The door slams shut. You realize with a sinking feeling that most of your weapons, dolls, hair care products, food, and other Invariable character-based items are still in there. What do you do?
  • 3
    You head downstairs without your gear. You end up in a vast, ornate dining hall. A feast has been laid out on the dining table. You realize that you are famished. What do you do?
  • 4
    You are about to do whatever you selected in question 4 when all of a sudden a freakishly tall butler materializes in front of you. "Kind guest," He says in a mournful voice. "Please, you must try the Main Course," He hands you a platter of what appears to be HUMAN EYEBALLS gar nished with rotting meat. Goulash? What do you do know?
  • 5
    The Butler snaps into an uncontrollable rage. He drops his platter of food and charges towards you. Horns sprout from his forehead and daggers appear in his hands. He has a murderous gleam in your eyes, and he is hungry for YOUR FLESH! What do you do now?
  • 6
    The Butler is defeated by a strange ethereal force from the sky. You look up and see a tiny but vengeful looking vampire bat. It transforms back into its normal state; the VAMPIRE from your room is back! What do you do?
    The Butler is defeated by a strange ethereal force from the sky. You look up and see a tiny but vengeful looking vampire bat. It transforms back into
  • 7
    The Vampire uses an ancient spell to shatter your reservations, bolstering your mental and physical faculties and forcing you into battle with him. What do you do?
  • 8
    You finally defeat the Vampire! The Curse of the Bad Horror Movie is over! You are so out of here! What do you plan on doing next?
  • 9
    You thought you were out of the nightmare, weren't you? Well, too bad! The Vampire had FAMILY! Meet Momma Vamp, Poppa Vamp, and the Sons of Death! What do you do now?
    You thought you were out of the nightmare, weren't you? Well, too bad! The Vampire had FAMILY! Meet Momma Vamp, Poppa Vamp, and the Sons of Death
  • 10
    You get away from the vampires and reach the front door. You tug on the ornate lock only to find that it is more securely fastened than it looks. What do you do now?
  • 11
    Finally! You break free (for real this time). What are the first words that come out of your mouth as you breathe in fresh air?
    Finally! You break free (for real this time). What are the first words that come out of your mouth as you breathe in fresh air?
  • 12
    All of a sudden, a small group of wealthy (human) investors and stockbrokers stride up to you. They wish to purchase the accursed manor. What do you say to them?
  • 13
    The house is exorcised and remodeled. Would you live there?
  • 14
    If you moved in, what would you name it?
  • 15
    Favourite colour?

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