Which Sanitary Napkin are you?

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A gross mockery of the quizzes that you see on weblogs...

  • 1
    If accosted in an elevator by Dolph Lundgren, would you
    get the shit beaten out of yourself while enjoying Vivaldi’s Spring
    remove your secret Beretta 9mm Double Action
    scream ‘yendhan andava!’ and run like a mad bitch
    do susu in your jetty
  • 2
    If you were a serial killer, which one would you like to be?
    Charles Sobhraj
    Jeffrey Dahmer
    Ricky Ramirez
    Kelly Osbourne
  • 3
    What do you think is meant by the phrase Paal mararadhu?
    To milk oneself
    To milk a woman
    To betray a confidence
    The process of milking a cow straight into ones mouth
  • 4
    Which band would you prefer to listen to during your lunch break at work?
    Iron Maiden
    Dave Mathews Band
  • 5
    Who is your favourite Star Wars character?
    Darth Vader
    Sy Snootles
    Anakin Skywalker
    Princess Leah
  • 6
    What is your fantasy?
    Doing susu in your jetty
    Giving someone you dislike an anesthesia in the stomach, then tying her up and watch her watching her own intestines being eaten by rabid dogs in an abandoned warehouse
    Hanging out with your girlfriend at local Gangotree, followed by some decent everyday type sex
    Being surrounded by buxom women dressed in revealing lingerie in the Presidential suite at the Astoria with £1 million spending money
  • 7
    If you were to kill someone what weapon would you use?
    Kelly Osbourne
    An M20 Super Bazooka
    Various implements on your Vittorinox Swiss knife
    Your erect thingy
  • 8
    If you were on your deathbed and God granted you one wish, would it be
    “I would like to die in clean bed linen”
    “I want to be fucked to death by a 100 virgins”
    “I would like to live for an extra thirty years”
    “Make the fecal incontinence stop, damn it!”
  • 9
    What is your preferred drink of choice?
    Pilter Kaapi
    Bloody Mary without the tomato juice
  • 10
    What is your idea of a hot woman/man?
    John Holmes/Jenna Jameson
    Vijay Kanth/Mumtaj
    Brad Pitt/Salma Hayek

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