Do you Love your teachers?

Developed by: kickass

well... do you?

Question 1: Do you hang out with your teachers before or after school?

	Once in a while... only when there is no one else around to hang with.
	No, I have my own friends.
	YES! Everyday!
	No. Why the hell would I do that? They'd just give me detention!
	OF COURSE! My teachers are my only friends.

Question 2: Do you make jokes with your teachers?

	Sometimes.
	Who else gets my jokes!
	No. I just do what they tell me.
	Depends. Political- YES! Sexual- MAYBE!
	My jokes are all about getting my teachers fired. Or killed.

Question 3: What grade do you get the most?

	D
	C
	B
	F...F... another F...
	A

Question 4: Which do you prefer: male or female (teachers)?

	Male, because they like me better. And I can flirt to get my way.
	Female, because they remind me of my mom.
	Female, because they give less homework.
	NONE! I hate all teachers.
	MALE, because they never have PMS.

Question 5: Tell me: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a teacher?

	no. but I am not opposed to it...
	No! I only like talking to my teachers!
	I'm dating a really cute boy now, I don't fantasize about anyone but him.
	Yes.
	No. But I've fantasized about killing them.

Question 6: Would you EVER have sex with a teacher?

	If we were in love.
	YES! He can spank me any day! I'll do it on his desk every night if he would just let me.
	Maybe.
	You are so sick.
	HELL NO!

Question 7: Would you give him sexual favors for a better grade?

	If I was doing REALLY BADLY in his class and had no other way to bring it up.
	I'd rather fail all my classes and become a HOBO, than even come CLOSE to touching anything that RESEMBLES a teacher.
	errr.... no.
	I'd give him MORE than sexual favors. I'd give him my virginity. HARDER MISTER-!
	I'd give him sexual favors for a lollipop! I love candy.

Question 8: Have you ever had sex with, flirted with, or had really close contact with a teacher or professor?

	I stay as far away as possible.
	NEVER!
	Just the flirting part.
	YES! Three times!
	Just flirting. But holy crap do I want to do the other stuff, RIGHT NOW!

Question 9: Does he know you like him?

	No.
	If by "like" you mean "HATE, DESPISE, LOATHE..." then yes.
	I haven't said anything but I think that he has figured it out.
	I don't like him.
	If he can't tell that giving him blowjobs after school is "liking" then he shouldn't be a teacher!

Question 10: Last Question: Is this quiz weird?

	No. I've seen weirder. (like the one about which breed of rabbit I am)
	NO WAY! Do you love sex with teachers too?
	yes.
	Not Really. I agree with a lot.
	HELLS FRICKING YES! you freak!