Are you a bird watcher?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Birder Bob - Developed on: - 5.130 taken

Well, are you? Or do you just hate birds?

  • 1
    You see a bird. What do you do?
    Shoot it.
    Walk Away.
    Watch it.
    Feed it.
    Take out your optics and observe it, and when it flies away id it and add it to your life list.
  • 2
    You hear a bird call. Do you…….
    Walk away.
    Put food on the ground and hope it finds it.
    Follow it until you know it is.
    Say “what a pretty noise…”
    Follow it then shoot it.
  • 3
    Two days ago, a new species of bird was found. Do you…..
    Find the bird, shoot it, and sell it on ebay to some museum.
    Ignore the news
    Dream of seeing it.
    Go to it’s habitat to find it.
    Wish you could feed it.
  • 4
    Does Camptorynchus labradorius mean anything to you?
    I wish I could feed it. It’s probably so hungry….
    Yeah it’s the scientific name of something.
    Yes. I want to shoot it.
    Yes. It’s the latin name of the Labrador Duck, An extinct species.
  • 5
    Would you want to go to Hawk Mountain?
    Are there feeders there?
    If it was 1930, yes.
    Yeah, I guess so.
    Yes. I’d go there again any day. I saw a Coopers hawk and a…...
  • 6
    How many species are on your life list?
    I haven’t started one.
    Let me count….
    I only keep a backyard list.
    By life list, do you mean number of animals I killed?
  • 7
    I say Sharp-Shinned Hawk. You say….
    Member of family accipitridae. Scientific name is Accipiter stiatus. 9 inches long.
    I like it. Sometimes it comes to my yard.
    Looks like a small coopers.
  • 8
    You see a Blackish-Brown Bird with a red head and a big wingspan. You think…..
    I take out a shotgun….
    What’s that? Oh well, who cares…
    Turkey Vulture.
    I think it’s a turkey vulture. They eat dead stuff.
    Hey, Look! TV at 5 o clock, heading westward on a spiral…..
  • 9
    What do you think is the rarest bird in America?
    I don’t’ know. How am I supposed to know.
    The woodpecker I saw on tv.
    The Eskimo Curlew, Ivory-Bill, or Bachman’s Warbler.
    Well, I only saw a Red-Bellied Woodpecker at my feeder once.
    Well, I killed a lot of these brown birds, so…..
  • 10
    So, are you a Bird watcher?
    I’m a feeder.

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