Do you deserve a swift kick in the nuts?

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time limit: t < 10 min - Developed by: Jenny - The quiz is developed on: - 16923 taken

For the men, or possibly hermaphrodites to whom this could apply.

  • 1
    How do you write your family's last name?
    How do you write your family's last name?
    I am married and I took my wife's last name.
    My last name has a hyphen in it.
    My family has been pronouncing the name wrong. I have changed the pronunciation to fit our cultural identity.
    It is my father's last name and I pronounce it the way it has always been pronounced.
  • 2
    What is your favorite entertainment/talk show?
    What is your favorite entertainment/talk show?
    The View
    The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
    The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
    Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  • 3
    A blind man with a seeing-eye dog is walking through the door that you wish to exit through. What do you do?
    A blind man with a seeing-eye dog is walking through the door that you wish to exit through. What do you do?
    Open the door for the man and the dog.
    Bend over to pet the dog, distracting him. The blind man walks into the door jam.
    Brush past him quickly, disrupting the dog. It isn't as if he can tell who I am.
    Wait patiently until the man comes through.
  • 4
    You are ordering a sandwich from Subway. How do you do this?
    You are ordering a sandwich from Subway. How do you do this?
    Look at the menu, order what looks good, and then pick some vegetables.
    Smile at the preparer, choose a sandwich and the veggies and have your money ready for the cashier.
    Order a sandwich that doesn't exist on the menu, and then specify exactly how many of each vegetable you want.
    Walk up to the cashier's desk and ask them what kind of sandwiches they have.
  • 5
    You are a professor and one of your students missed a class. When he comes up to ask you what happened in the last period, what do you say?
    You are a professor and one of your students missed a class. When he comes up to ask you what happened in the last period, what do you say?
    Tell them that you aren't sure and don't give them much help.
    Tell them smugly that they should have come to class and give them no information.
    Tell them what you did in the last class and recommend that they get the notes from a friend.
    Explain to them what happened and what they need to do to get caught up.
  • 6
    How do you feel about Madonna?
    How do you feel about Madonna?
    *Shrug* Ignore the troll and it will go away.
    I want to send her through a meat grinder.
    She defined a genre.
    She is my idol! I love her!
  • 7
    Ebonics?
    Ebonics?
    It is just slang, nothing more.
    I am African American and I speak English.
    Should be accepted as a form of language that displays the colorful ethnicity of its people.
    Black people frighten me.
  • 8
    Favorite adult cartoon?
    Favorite adult cartoon?
    I don't watch those things.
    South Park
    Family Guy, The Simpsons, before season five.
    The Simpsons, after season five.
  • 9
    Abortion?
    Abortion?
    It depends on the situation.
    I am pro-life.
    Republican fascists are trying to rip away the woman's right what to choose what she wants to do with her own body.
    I am pro-choice.
  • 10
    What do you think about this test?
    What do you think about this test?
    It was sophomoric, at best.
    It was okay.
    I think I will do well.
    I have a feeling I will get a low score.