Do you deserve a swift kick in the nuts?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Jenny - The quiz is developed on: - 19.457 taken

For the men, or possibly hermaphrodites to whom this could apply.

  • 1
    How do you write your family's last name?
    How do you write your family's last name?
    It is my father's last name and I pronounce it the way it has always been pronounced.
    My last name has a hyphen in it.
    My family has been pronouncing the name wrong. I have changed the pronunciation to fit our cultural identity.
    I am married and I took my wife's last name.
  • 2
    What is your favorite entertainment/talk show?
    What is your favorite entertainment/talk show?
    The View
    The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
    The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
    Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  • 3
    A blind man with a seeing-eye dog is walking through the door that you wish to exit through. What do you do?
    A blind man with a seeing-eye dog is walking through the door that you wish to exit through. What do you do?
    Bend over to pet the dog, distracting him. The blind man walks into the door jam.
    Open the door for the man and the dog.
    Wait patiently until the man comes through.
    Brush past him quickly, disrupting the dog. It isn't as if he can tell who I am.
  • 4
    You are ordering a sandwich from Subway. How do you do this?
    You are ordering a sandwich from Subway. How do you do this?
    Walk up to the cashier's desk and ask them what kind of sandwiches they have.
    Order a sandwich that doesn't exist on the menu, and then specify exactly how many of each vegetable you want.
    Look at the menu, order what looks good, and then pick some vegetables.
    Smile at the preparer, choose a sandwich and the veggies and have your money ready for the cashier.
  • 5
    You are a professor and one of your students missed a class. When he comes up to ask you what happened in the last period, what do you say?
    You are a professor and one of your students missed a class. When he comes up to ask you what happened in the last period, what do you say?
    Tell them that you aren't sure and don't give them much help.
    Tell them smugly that they should have come to class and give them no information.
    Tell them what you did in the last class and recommend that they get the notes from a friend.
    Explain to them what happened and what they need to do to get caught up.
  • 6
    How do you feel about Madonna?
    How do you feel about Madonna?
    She is my idol! I love her!
    I want to send her through a meat grinder.
    *Shrug* Ignore the troll and it will go away.
    She defined a genre.
  • 7
    Ebonics?
    Ebonics?
    I am African American and I speak English.
    Black people frighten me.
    It is just slang, nothing more.
    Should be accepted as a form of language that displays the colorful ethnicity of its people.
  • 8
    Favorite adult cartoon?
    Favorite adult cartoon?
    I don't watch those things.
    Family Guy, The Simpsons, before season five.
    South Park
    The Simpsons, after season five.
  • 9
    Abortion?
    Abortion?
    I am pro-life.
    I am pro-choice.
    Republican fascists are trying to rip away the woman's right what to choose what she wants to do with her own body.
    It depends on the situation.
  • 10
    What do you think about this test?
    What do you think about this test?
    It was sophomoric, at best.
    I have a feeling I will get a low score.
    It was okay.
    I think I will do well.