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Parts of your personality
Do you deserve a swift kick in the nuts?
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For the men, or possibly hermaphrodites to whom this could apply.
How do you write your family's last name?
My last name has a hyphen in it.
It is my father's last name and I pronounce it the way it has always been pronounced.
My family has been pronouncing the name wrong. I have changed the pronunciation to fit our cultural identity.
I am married and I took my wife's last name.
What is your favorite entertainment/talk show?
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
A blind man with a seeing-eye dog is walking through the door that you wish to exit through. What do you do?
Bend over to pet the dog, distracting him. The blind man walks into the door jam.
Open the door for the man and the dog.
Wait patiently until the man comes through.
Brush past him quickly, disrupting the dog. It isn't as if he can tell who I am.
You are ordering a sandwich from Subway. How do you do this?
Walk up to the cashier's desk and ask them what kind of sandwiches they have.
Look at the menu, order what looks good, and then pick some vegetables.
Order a sandwich that doesn't exist on the menu, and then specify exactly how many of each vegetable you want.
Smile at the preparer, choose a sandwich and the veggies and have your money ready for the cashier.
You are a professor and one of your students missed a class. When he comes up to ask you what happened in the last period, what do you say?
Explain to them what happened and what they need to do to get caught up.
Tell them smugly that they should have come to class and give them no information.
Tell them that you aren't sure and don't give them much help.
Tell them what you did in the last class and recommend that they get the notes from a friend.
How do you feel about Madonna?
I want to send her through a meat grinder.
She is my idol! I love her!
She defined a genre.
*Shrug* Ignore the troll and it will go away.
I am African American and I speak English.
It is just slang, nothing more.
Black people frighten me.
Should be accepted as a form of language that displays the colorful ethnicity of its people.
Favorite adult cartoon?
The Simpsons, after season five.
I don't watch those things.
Family Guy, The Simpsons, before season five.
It depends on the situation.
Republican fascists are trying to rip away the woman's right what to choose what she wants to do with her own body.
I am pro-choice.
I am pro-life.
What do you think about this test?
I have a feeling I will get a low score.
It was okay.
I think I will do well.
It was sophomoric, at best.