Question 1: How slimy are you?

Only on the inside.

I might be squishy, but no way am I slimy!

Very slimy, and squishy!

Question 2: How much shell do you have?

A shell that covers me, shields the weakness inside...

A big shell, but it's only on part of me.

I have none. I can crush through shells, does that count?

Question 3: Do you have eyes?

No. Does it matter?

Cute little eyes that stick out from my head! I see a lot.

I have eyes. They don't see much.

Question 4: What do you eat?

Beer and salad and sugary things!

Little things here and there, not much.

Whatever I can get, food is food.

Question 5: What is your general shape?

Squishy! And long.

Oddly-shaped.

Sort of elliptical.

Question 6: What is your outer appearance?

Kind of hard and gray.

Smooth and purple.

Slimy and brownish. Very cute.

Question 7: What is your inner appearance?

Eeeew, nasty.

Squish and exploding guts.

Slimy, soft-hearted.

Question 8: How do you move around?

Quick jolts of speed.

I don't move much, except when others push me.

Slowly but grooving, I know where I'm going.

Question 9: Can you shake someone's hand?

I can be in someone's hand.

Of course, easy as anything.

With my butt, does that count?

Question 10: What do you do for fun?

I converse with others or try to gain knowledge.

I eat, party, hang out, see the sights.

I move around, taking things in, moving things my own way.

Question 11: Where do you sleep?

In a place a think is pretty!

All curled up in my home.

Wherever I want.

Question 12: What time do you wake up?

When the sun shines into my eyes.

Late at night. That's when I really get going.

Whenever works for that day.

Question 13: How do you smell?

Like a fish or something.

A little salty, but not anything obtrusive.

Pretty good, kind of like dirt.

Question 14: Are you a family person?

Yeah, I like to hang out with the family, they're okay.

I mostly like to be alone.

If I see them, I will acknowledge their existence.

Question 15: Do have legs?

Sure, I have... one big one.

I have a few.

I have a very small hard-to-see one.