The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
    I have no idea.
    2
    More than three.
    None.
    Banana banana banana
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
    Are you nuts?
    Are you threatening me?
    Banana banana banana
    Forks are shiny.
    Yes.
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
    Banana banana banana
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
    The southern North Pole.
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
    Sometimes.
    False
    I am the Chinese civilization.
    Banana banana banana.
    True.
  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    Plaid.
    Yes/
    Cantaloupe.
    85+2098
    Banana banana banana.
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    Portugal.
    False or True.
    True or false.
    Banana banana banana.
    Water = H2O
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Banana banana banana.
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
    Perhaps, green.
    Yes, brown.
    No, blond.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    Banana banana banana.
    No.
    Yes
    Fat cats will rule the earth!
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
  • 10
    What is your score?
    Hi.
    300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    Por Favor?
    Banana banana banana.
    That's what I'd like to know!