The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
    None.
    More than three.
    Banana banana banana
    2
    I have no idea.
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
    Yes.
    Banana banana banana
    Forks are shiny.
    Are you threatening me?
    Are you nuts?
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
    The southern North Pole.
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
    Banana banana banana
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
    True.
    False
    Banana banana banana.
    I am the Chinese civilization.
    Sometimes.
  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    Banana banana banana.
    Plaid.
    Cantaloupe.
    Yes/
    85+2098
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    Portugal.
    False or True.
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    Water = H2O
    True or false.
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Banana banana banana.
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
    No, blond.
    Perhaps, green.
    Yes, brown.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    Fat cats will rule the earth!
    Banana banana banana.
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
    Yes
    No.
  • 10
    What is your score?
    That's what I'd like to know!
    Banana banana banana.
    Hi.
    Por Favor?
    300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000