The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
    I have no idea.
    More than three.
    2
    None.
    Banana banana banana
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
    Are you threatening me?
    Banana banana banana
    Forks are shiny.
    Are you nuts?
    Yes.
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    Banana banana banana
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
    The southern North Pole.
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
    True.
    False
    Banana banana banana.
    Sometimes.
    I am the Chinese civilization.
  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    Yes/
    Banana banana banana.
    Cantaloupe.
    85+2098
    Plaid.
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    True or false.
    Banana banana banana.
    False or True.
    Portugal.
    Water = H2O
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Banana banana banana.
    No, blond.
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
    Yes, brown.
    Perhaps, green.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    Yes
    Fat cats will rule the earth!
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
    Banana banana banana.
    No.
  • 10
    What is your score?
    300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    Banana banana banana.
    That's what I'd like to know!
    Hi.
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