The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
    More than three.
    I have no idea.
    None.
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    2
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
    Forks are shiny.
    Are you threatening me?
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    Yes.
    Are you nuts?
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
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    The southern North Pole.
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
    I am the Chinese civilization.
    False
    True.
    Sometimes.
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  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    85+2098
    Yes/
    Banana banana banana.
    Plaid.
    Cantaloupe.
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    True or false.
    Water = H2O
    False or True.
    Banana banana banana.
    Portugal.
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
    No, blond.
    Yes, brown.
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    Perhaps, green.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    No.
    Yes
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    Fat cats will rule the earth!
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
  • 10
    What is your score?
    Hi.
    Banana banana banana.
    That's what I'd like to know!
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