The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
    None.
    2
    More than three.
    Banana banana banana
    I have no idea.
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
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    Yes.
    Forks are shiny.
    Are you nuts?
    Are you threatening me?
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
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    The southern North Pole.
    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
    I am the Chinese civilization.
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    True.
    Sometimes.
    False
  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    Banana banana banana.
    Plaid.
    Yes/
    85+2098
    Cantaloupe.
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    Portugal.
    False or True.
    Water = H2O
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    True or false.
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
    Banana banana banana.
    Perhaps, green.
    No, blond.
    Yes, brown.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    Yes
    Banana banana banana.
    No.
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
    Fat cats will rule the earth!
  • 10
    What is your score?
    Por Favor?
    Banana banana banana.
    300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    That's what I'd like to know!
    Hi.