The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
    I have no idea.
    More than three.
    2
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    None.
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
    Yes.
    Are you nuts?
    Forks are shiny.
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    Are you threatening me?
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    The southern North Pole.
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    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
    False
    True.
    I am the Chinese civilization.
    Banana banana banana.
    Sometimes.
  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    Plaid.
    Banana banana banana.
    Yes/
    Cantaloupe.
    85+2098
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    True or false.
    Banana banana banana.
    False or True.
    Water = H2O
    Portugal.
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Perhaps, green.
    No, blond.
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
    Yes, brown.
    Banana banana banana.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    No.
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
    Fat cats will rule the earth!
    Banana banana banana.
    Yes
  • 10
    What is your score?
    Hi.
    Por Favor?
    That's what I'd like to know!
    Banana banana banana.
    300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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