The Impossible Test

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We guarantee that you will not ace this test the first time.

Question 1: How many types of pie are known to man?

	2
	More than three.
	I have no idea.
	None.
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Question 2: Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?

	Are you threatening me?
	Yes.
	Forks are shiny.
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	Are you nuts?

Question 3: Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?

	I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
	Oompa Loompa - what's that?
	The southern North Pole.
	On the fifth moon of Pluto.
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Question 4: True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.

	False
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	True.
	Sometimes.
	I am the Chinese civilization.

Question 5: Do you like peanuts? If so, why?

	Mexico.
	Mexico.
	Mexico.
	Mexico.
	Mexico.

Question 6: On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?

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	Cantaloupe.
	Plaid.
	85+2098
	Yes/

Question 7: True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)

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	Portugal.
	True or false.
	Water = H2O
	False or True.

Question 8: Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?

	Yes, brown.
	No, blond.
	Perhaps, green.
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	Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.

Question 9: Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.

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	Fat cats will rule the earth!
	Yes
	No.
	Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!

Question 10: What is your score?

	Hi.
	Banana banana banana.
	300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
	Por Favor?
	That's what I'd like to know!

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