The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
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    2
    None.
    I have no idea.
    More than three.
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
    Yes.
    Forks are shiny.
    Are you threatening me?
    Banana banana banana
    Are you nuts?
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
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    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
    The southern North Pole.
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
    I am the Chinese civilization.
    Sometimes.
    Banana banana banana.
    True.
    False
  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    Plaid.
    Cantaloupe.
    Yes/
    Banana banana banana.
    85+2098
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    Banana banana banana.
    Water = H2O
    False or True.
    True or false.
    Portugal.
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Banana banana banana.
    Perhaps, green.
    Yes, brown.
    No, blond.
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    Yes
    Fat cats will rule the earth!
    Banana banana banana.
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
    No.
  • 10
    What is your score?
    300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
    Por Favor?
    That's what I'd like to know!
    Hi.
    Banana banana banana.