The Impossible Test

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  • 1
    How many types of pie are known to man?
    Banana banana banana
    2
    More than three.
    I have no idea.
    None.
  • 2
    Do you ever have seizures when you resist the impulse to eat sea lettuce from the monkey king's personal garden?
    Yes.
    Are you threatening me?
    Banana banana banana
    Forks are shiny.
    Are you nuts?
  • 3
    Where were mangos invented as crystallized invertebrate?
    The southern North Pole.
    Banana banana banana
    Oompa Loompa - what's that?
    I have ingested 30 milligrams of uranium!
    On the fifth moon of Pluto.
  • 4
    True or false? Ice cream was around before the Chinese civilization invented silk.
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    Sometimes.
    False
    True.
    I am the Chinese civilization.
  • 5
    Do you like peanuts? If so, why?
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
    Mexico.
  • 6
    On Groundhog Day, are gophers and groundhogs interchangeable?
    85+2098
    Cantaloupe.
    Yes/
    Banana banana banana.
    Plaid.
  • 7
    True or false. You can use the Pythagorean theorem to figure out the volume of a trapezoid shaped clock. (2D)
    Banana banana banana.
    True or false.
    False or True.
    Water = H2O
    Portugal.
  • 8
    Do you think you're going to pass this test? If so, what is my hair color?
    Yes, brown.
    Maybe, this is my fifth try, antelope.
    Banana banana banana.
    Perhaps, green.
    No, blond.
  • 9
    Warthogs are a member of the amphibian family.
    Fat cats will rule the earth!
    Yes
    Hola! Si! No! Taco! Como Pollo En la Ducha!
    Banana banana banana.
    No.
  • 10
    What is your score?
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    Hi.
    300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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