Are clowns trying to take over your mind by means of radioactive corn husks?

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Are clowns trying to take over your mind by means of radioactive corn husks? Defend yourself with knowledge.

  • 1
    Do you have any family history of being attacked by clowns/radioactive corn husks?
    Yes.
    I am living in a mental hospital. Why you ask? BECAUSE MY MIND HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY CLOWNS AND RADIOACTIVE CORN HUSKS THAT WANT TO HURT ME, BUT DON'T HAVE ANY VANILLA ICE CREAM!
    No.
    I don't know... Is it Leif Erickson day?
  • 2
    You see a clown on TV. What do you do?
    Eat the TV
    WHIP OUT THE CHAINSAW!
    throw money at the TV
  • 3
    A clown cuts you off in an intersection. What do you do?
    Reach back into the trunk and pull out a bazooka. Bye bye clowny!
    Swerve off and hit a fire hydrant
    Drive off a cliff
  • 4
    What color is your notebook
    CLOWNS! CLOWNS, THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!
    Blue
    If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
  • 5
    If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
    world peace
    The destruction of every clown
    cantaloupes
  • 6
    Corn husks are...
    A well balanced part of your everyday breakfast
    MY BABYSITTER!
    HOTDOGS!
  • 7
    Hi!
    DIE!
    DIE!
    Uh, hi, I guess...
  • 8
    Yo-Yos are...
    A weapon of clowns
    Computers
    TAKE OVER THE WORLD
  • 9
    Gorgonzola cheese is...
    Cheesy
    MADE OF CLOWNS!
    What's that supposed to mean?
  • 10
    Is this the last question?
    Yes
    No
    Yes