What Kind of Monster are You?

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Are you a blood-sucking vampire or a flesh eating zombie, or are you better suited sucking up people in your gooey body as a giant blob?

  • 1
    What is your favorite food?
    What is your favorite food?
    Red Cordial
    Jelly
    Anything made by your "mummy"
    Steak
    Raw tasting foods, like sushi
  • 2
    How physical are you?
    How physical are you?
    Exercise... well with your limply legs you prefer to exercise your jaw on your meal
    You don't do enough exercise, though you should go for a walk now and then to work some of that flabby go off.
    Well... being out all night is a kind of exercise...
    Who needs exercise when you have someone do everything for you? And besides, you would rather sleep for eternity then go for a jog.
    It's all about power with you, on nights with a full moon you like to go out and get your muscles moving!
  • 3
    How’s your personal hygiene?
    How’s your personal hygiene?
    Because you can't be bothered leaving your bed to have a shower you tend to just cover yourself up and hide the rotting teeth, skin and hair. But for someone who never washes, your pretty well preserved.
    All the cleaning in the world couldn't stop dirt and junk from sticking to your constantly sticky, oily skin
    The only body part you care for are your teeth.
    While showers take a while due to your high maintenance hair, you wouldn't cut it off for the world, it means almost as much as your nice, long nails.
    Showers are out of the question for you... and the last time you changed your underwear... was... well... you can't really remember.
  • 4
    Which best describes your self confidence?
    Which best describes your self confidence?
    You are so insecure you sleep all your belongings.
    You may act confident with your ripped body and long, shiny hair, but the truth is that you cry to the moon at night.
    When you look in a mirror you see a no body
    You really don't care what anyone thinks, you don't care what you think in fact... in fact, you don't really think.
    You don't have an opinion of yourself... you don't have an opinion on anything but what you eat.
  • 5
    What clothing style best describes you?
    What clothing style best describes you?
    Fuzzy cute creatures make great coats; fur is the only way for you.
    You don't care what you wear... if it sticks it stays.
    Old school punk... torn up clothes is the way to go.
    White is your colour.
    All black... it hides those tricky stains.
  • 6
    Your ideal place to go on a date...
    Your ideal place to go on a date...
    Wandering around aimlessly, maybe grabbing something to eat.
    Somewhere full of busy people, a nice place to get a drink
    Would be anywhere… not that you ever plan on dating…
    Would be over at your place, so you could show off all your precious belongings.
    Is a walk through the forest on a beautiful moon-lit night.
  • 7
    What is your favorite colour?
    What is your favorite colour?
    Gold
    Red
    Brown
    Murky green
    The color of your next meal...
  • 8
    If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
    If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
    Cat
    Jelly Fish
    Bat
    Wolf
    Maggot
  • 9
    What kind of alcohol do you drink?
    Anything strong
    Anything with a bite
    Only the very best
    Red wine
    Whatever comes your way
  • 10
    What is your ideal profession?
    Food tester
    Horticulturist
    Bludger
    Under Taker
    Is being king of everything a profession...?
  • 11
    What feature does your ideal house have?
    A glass ceiling to let the moon shine in at night
    Big doors for the ...larger... kind of person.
    Somewhere to store food
    A nice dark cellar
    A good security system to protect your many valuables.

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Nolan ( 69295 )
Posted 339 days ago
oh by the way you do not want to be a male werewolf shadow Habaki
Nolan ( 69295 )
Posted 339 days ago
I wish vampires and werewolves could get along.I'm a werewolf we always havto kill vampires.I just wish they could get along
Shadow Habaki ( 59584 )
Posted 355 days ago
I'm a wolf woman, not a wolf man. I could only wish to be male.
vanossgaming ( 89083 )
Posted 435 days ago
this sucks i was a zombie
ewrarwrr ( 40523 )
Posted 554 days ago
💗TY, you don't even give us one option, you don't even know what monster we are, you guys are rubbish