What Kind of Monster are You?

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Are you a blood-sucking vampire or a flesh eating zombie, or are you better suited sucking up people in your gooey body as a giant blob?

  • 1
    What is your favorite food?
    What is your favorite food?
    Steak
    Anything made by your "mummy"
    Red Cordial
    Jelly
    Raw tasting foods, like sushi
  • 2
    How physical are you?
    How physical are you?
    Well... being out all night is a kind of exercise...
    You don't do enough exercise, though you should go for a walk now and then to work some of that flabby go off.
    Who needs exercise when you have someone do everything for you? And besides, you would rather sleep for eternity then go for a jog.
    It's all about power with you, on nights with a full moon you like to go out and get your muscles moving!
    Exercise... well with your limply legs you prefer to exercise your jaw on your meal
  • 3
    How’s your personal hygiene?
    How’s your personal hygiene?
    All the cleaning in the world couldn't stop dirt and junk from sticking to your constantly sticky, oily skin
    Showers are out of the question for you... and the last time you changed your underwear... was... well... you can't really remember.
    The only body part you care for are your teeth.
    Because you can't be bothered leaving your bed to have a shower you tend to just cover yourself up and hide the rotting teeth, skin and hair. But for someone who never washes, your pretty well preserved.
    While showers take a while due to your high maintenance hair, you wouldn't cut it off for the world, it means almost as much as your nice, long nails.
  • 4
    Which best describes your self confidence?
    Which best describes your self confidence?
    You are so insecure you sleep all your belongings.
    When you look in a mirror you see a no body
    You really don't care what anyone thinks, you don't care what you think in fact... in fact, you don't really think.
    You don't have an opinion of yourself... you don't have an opinion on anything but what you eat.
    You may act confident with your ripped body and long, shiny hair, but the truth is that you cry to the moon at night.
  • 5
    What clothing style best describes you?
    What clothing style best describes you?
    All black... it hides those tricky stains.
    Fuzzy cute creatures make great coats; fur is the only way for you.
    White is your colour.
    You don't care what you wear... if it sticks it stays.
    Old school punk... torn up clothes is the way to go.
  • 6
    Your ideal place to go on a date...
    Your ideal place to go on a date...
    Wandering around aimlessly, maybe grabbing something to eat.
    Somewhere full of busy people, a nice place to get a drink
    Is a walk through the forest on a beautiful moon-lit night.
    Would be over at your place, so you could show off all your precious belongings.
    Would be anywhere… not that you ever plan on dating…
  • 7
    What is your favorite colour?
    What is your favorite colour?
    Murky green
    Brown
    The color of your next meal...
    Gold
    Red
  • 8
    If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
    If you were an animal, what animal would you be?
    Bat
    Wolf
    Cat
    Jelly Fish
    Maggot
  • 9
    What kind of alcohol do you drink?
    Only the very best
    Whatever comes your way
    Anything strong
    Anything with a bite
    Red wine
  • 10
    What is your ideal profession?
    Is being king of everything a profession...?
    Bludger
    Under Taker
    Food tester
    Horticulturist
  • 11
    What feature does your ideal house have?
    Somewhere to store food
    A nice dark cellar
    A glass ceiling to let the moon shine in at night
    A good security system to protect your many valuables.
    Big doors for the ...larger... kind of person.

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Nolan ( 69295 )
Posted 216 days ago
oh by the way you do not want to be a male werewolf shadow Habaki
Nolan ( 69295 )
Posted 216 days ago
I wish vampires and werewolves could get along.I'm a werewolf we always havto kill vampires.I just wish they could get along
Shadow Habaki ( 59584 )
Posted 232 days ago
I'm a wolf woman, not a wolf man. I could only wish to be male.
vanossgaming ( 89083 )
Posted 312 days ago
this sucks i was a zombie
ewrarwrr ( 40523 )
Posted 431 days ago
[BEEP]TY, you don't even give us one option, you don't even know what monster we are, you guys are rubbish