What nickname would Sawyer give you?

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Freckles, Sticks, Doc, VH1, Lardo. The nicknames Sawyer gives out to the other castaways range from slightly complimentary to snarky to just downright rude. But the question still remains: if you were stranded on the island, what would he call YOU?

  • 1
    Oh my God! Your plane just crashed on an uncharted island! You are standing amidst the wreckage, surrounded by other screaming passengers, so naturally you are
    Screaming at the top of your lungs!
    Wandering around in confusion
    Trying to comfort injured passengers any way you can
    Trying to get cell phone reception so you can call for help
  • 2
    It's your third day on the island, and by now you are
    Picking pretty flowers from the jungle and climbing trees
    Getting to know quite a few people and trying to make friends and help out. Who knows how long you'll be here?
  • 3
    You get a terrible headache one day and are in desperate need of some aspirin. Unfortunately (and obviously) Sawyer has the monopoly on that market. You ask him for some, to which he creatively and sarcastically responds with a resounding "No." Your reaction?
    You cry.
    You curse him out and stomp away.
    You sit down next to him and poke him in the side every few seconds saying, "Please? Please? I can do this all day. Please?"
    You roll your eyes and ask how a hick somehow managed to come to power
    You forgot what you came to ask him anyway. He took waaaayyy too long to respond, and your attention span isn't that great.
  • 4
    You are walking along the beach one day when you hear that tell-tale southern drawl shout something at you. You aren't quite sure what he said, but you have an inkling it wasn't too nice. What do you do?
    Look around, but can't quite figure out who was talking to you.
    Give him the finger. Then stomp away.
    Pull down your sunglasses and act like he's just an annoying fan. It's really the only way to deal with him.
    Blow a kiss and say, "Thanks, sweetheart!"
  • 5
    Sawyer beat up Boone, and he won't give Shannon her inhalers! You
    Kindly ask him what in the hell his problem is, then try to convince him to help. When he won't, follow him around "secretively" hoping to find the inhalers.
    Punch him!
    Wait, who's Shannon?
    Give Shannon a pedicure to comfort her and trash talk Sawyer the whole time.
  • 6
    Sawyer kissed Kate!
    Great, now she probably has oral herpes or something.
    I can't WAIT to tell EVERYONE!
    Why does he do that? Even he must realize how perfect Kate and Jack are for each other!
    Oh, I'm tearing up again!
    I kissed someone in a forest once, too. Whoa, that's crazy!
  • 7
    There he is reading that letter again. What about that?
    I am going to take that letter from him when he's asleep and burn it!
    He always looks so sad when he reads that. Maybe I'll try talking to him one more time.
    He looks so sad. I wonder if it's from someone back home. Home...where I will never be again...*cries*
    I love getting mail! But I wonder how the mailman keeps finding him on this island?
    I need to read that letter! I know everyone is dying to know what it says, and I am the one to deliver the news!
  • 8
    He says he's a "complex guy, sweetheart." You say
    "Oh shut up you ignorant hillbilly. Can you even spell complex?"
    "I lived in duplex in LA..."
    "I'm so sure."
    "I noticed." Then smile sunny at him. He's almost starting to laugh when you do that.
  • 9
    You've noticed him reading Watership Down lately. Your response?
    Where did he get that, and where there any Vogues or Cosmos nearby?
    I'm going to burn that too!
    "That book always makes me cry!" And then you do.
    You sit down next to him and say, "Good book, huh? Ever read (insert your favorite book here)?"
    Isn't that about bunnies? I love bunnies!
  • 10
    Your most noticeable physical characteristic is your
    Strange style of dress
    Tear-filled eyes
    Blonde hair
  • 11
    Before you crashed on the island, you where a
    College Senior
    Parole Officer
    Aspiring Actress/Singer/Model
    Yoga Instructor
    Kindergarten Teacher
  • 12
    So why exactly do you keep talking to Sawyer?
    Sawyer? Like Tom Sawyer?
    I DON'T! He keeps bothering ME!
    Because he's a hot gossip topic!
    Because he's a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Plus it's fun to watch him try not to smile. And when he does smile he has the cutest dimples. (And then he does the trying-not-to-smile thing when you point that out!)
    I don't know, seeing as he makes me cry every time!
  • 13
    You notice Sawyer standing alone in the jungle, looking, strangely enough, rather upset. You
    Rush away to tell everyone what you saw!
    Hand him a flower and wander away.
    Throw a rock at him!
    Walk over and stand next to him. Anything you say will make him leave, but at least he knows someone cares about him.
  • 14
    You are injured one day in the jungle, but much to your surprise, Sawyer is the one to help you back to Jack for medical attention. You
    Bite him!
    Snap that it isn't as bad as it looks.
    Smile at him and say, "Thanks." Hey, was that a real smile just then? Where's my camera?
    Can't remember how you got anywhere or what happened.
  • 15
    During your daily banter, Sawyer makes comment about his past life and his ability to make women fall in love with him. Your reply?
    Kick him in the shins and run away! Oh god, was he just hitting on me? *shudder*
    "Oh really?" *eyebrow raise* "Care to make a wager on that, cowboy?"
    "Really? Tell me more." Suddenly he's pretty fascinating...and you know Shannon will think so.
    You didn't hear him, you were too busy watching the pretty waves.

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