Question 1: Which of the following skills would you be most talented at?
	Cruising along until the last minute, then getting a shitload done.
	Being sensitive and responsive to people's needs and emotions.
	Faking a good job, and sneaking ahead of others in the ranks.
	Making things look visually presentable and making no effort to climb the ranks.
	Ripping ideas off other people, and contributing to the drivel-epidemic.

Question 2: Do you have a job?
	Not right now. Subway sacked me for being high.
	Yes. It takes up all of my time.
	Certainly do! Multiple jobs, in fact. I don't really sleep.
	Yes I do. I read emails for money.
	God no. I'm a suffering artist and I am too good to have a menial Donut King job. Hang on, does my brother's girlfriend's cousin's gyno's flatmate's wedding count?

Question 3: If you had to hire a pimp for the benefit of somebody else, who would that somebody be?
	Some little kid who has spent waaaay too much time with his mother.
	Myself.
	All those engineering students. Maybe it would stop them bothering us for a while.
	My boss. I'm sure prostitutes prefer to sleep with familiar people.
	Somebody whose poor functional communication skills prevents them from making the booking themself.

Question 4: If you saw a fifty dollar note sitting discretely in the gutter, what would you most likely do?
	Take it to lost property.
	Take it, after all, society owes ME.
	Take it and spend it on whatever I damn well feel like.
	Sell it on eBay for $60.
	Take it and put it towards XBox games.

Question 5: The chicken crossed the road really quickly. In your own words, how would you describe how he did it?
	Allegro molto.
	RLY QIK
	As fast as an 8 items or less register. (it should be 8 items or FEWER, you ignorami!)
	Why do you assume it is a male chicken? Let's argue.
	With rapid diadolimbokinetic motion.

Question 6: Which one of these is Dvette's best physical feature.
	Her lips. Such strength, range and motion.
	Her fingers. Such nimbleness and accuracy.
	Her shoulders. Such strength.
	Her boobs. That pic on her space is real, isn't it?
	Her stomach. Such resistence.

Question 7: A good word to describe an undesirable person, or somebody you do not like would be....
	Arts Student
	Troll, N00b, Toolface
	OT
	Toss-up between "Pauline" and "JessN"
	Daystaffer

Question 8: My favourite of all these foods would have to be...
	Whatever balances on my gut.
	Whatever has low points-value on Weight Watchers.
	Macca's.
	Caviar.
	Sushi.

Question 9: My drinking habits could be described as....
	I have the kind of occupation where it's mandatory to be intoxicated on the job.
	Regular. Every Thursday night in fact.
	Generous nightcaps with the workmates are the daily standard.
	I only drink on special occasions. After two champagnes I'm gone! Home by 11.
	I drank so much once that even www.tubgirl.com.looked hot.

Question 10: At the moment, I am procrastinating from...
	Practice.
	Doing extra work at home.
	Nothing. I have no commitments, other than paying child support payments.
	Personal hygiene.
	Exams/assignments.