Are You a Full, Complete Retard?

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Or are you just a partial tard?

  • 1
    You are at a restaurant and some chicken falls on your lap, leaving a stain. You
    Pick up the chicken and go to the restroom to clean yourself
    Laugh stupidly and wonder what to do
    Scream and throw the chicken
  • 2
    Your dog is eating crap out of the litterbox, what do you do?
    Remove the crap from her mouth and clean the floor she was eating it on
    Scream, jump onto a chair, and shriek at the top of your lungs until your dog drops the crap and innocently runs away
    Watch thinking it's funny, and then try to figure out how to make her stop
  • 3
    Someone asks you what month comes after February. You
    say March
    don't know the answer
    laugh at them until you fall out of your chair
  • 4
    Someone has just explained something that is complex. You
    Understand, pretty much
    Don't get it, but pretend to understand anyway
    Stare blankly and make them repeat the whole thing
  • 5
    The dumb radio people have not played your favorite song in a week. But one day it starts playing, you
    Collapse on the bed and don't even notice it was on until it's over
    Are happy.
    Jump up and down and squeal, causing you to miss part of the song
  • 6
    Where do you shop for clothes mostly?
    American Eagle, PacSun, Abercrombie, Hollister, Nordstrom, etc.
    Target, Hot Topic, Old Navy
    Garage sales, Salvation Army, or any other thrift store
  • 7
    Your parents announce that you're going on a cruise to Alaska. What do you pack?
    Whatever I need
    Skirts, shorts, tank tops, swimsuits, iced tea
    Not much I guess, a few clothes
  • 8
    A bat has gotten into your house. You:
    Scream and jump on a chair
    Hide in a bathroom and watch helplessly as it poops on everything in your bedroom
    Open the door and encourage it to go outside
  • 9
    Do you think you are completely retarded?
    Probably not.
    Maybe/ Sort of
  • 10
    A rabid squirrel is running across your backyard, eating helpless birds. You say:
    "Aww! Poor birdies!"
    "What's it doing?"
    "Oh how hott!"

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