Chicago Indie Music Cred Quiz

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10 Questions - Developed by: Jeff GoodSmith - Developed on: - 6.240 taken

Answer each of the following questions about your musical and cultural tastes, and add or subtract points accordingly. Keep your final tally to see how Indie you really are (or don’t. +100 points)

  • 1
    Do you read the Reader?
    I Just take the music section from it when I'm eating at Hot Doug's
    I always get a copy when I'm in a record store
    I sometimes give it a look, I guess
    What’s the reader?
    Oh, is that that thing in Dominick's?
  • 2
    Describe your wardrobe
    I try very hard to look like a hipster, old tattered jacket
    Lot's of black and piercings. My appearance mirrors my soul.
    I don’t give a shit, why are you asking about my clothes?
    I scour thrift and consignment shops. I’m pretty poor
    Two words. Abercrombie. Fitch.
  • 3
    What size jeans do you wear?
    48 Waist
    28-30 Waist
    34 Waist
    Size 2 (girl's jeans)
    32 Waist
  • 4
    Do you have any bumper stickers on your car?
    Yeah! It’s pretty awesome! It says “clear the road, I’m sixteen"!
    Uh, it says "horn broke, watch my finger."
    Car? Who can afford a car?
    They’re all of my favorite bands. It keeps the bumper on
    I don't have any
  • 5
    There’s a concert at the Beat Kitchen tonight. Where are you?
    I would have gone, but I don’t really know of the band
    I’m standing outside giving CD-Rs of my new band with our contact information and everything to all the people that leave the show. I made it with logic pro.
    I’ve actually not heard of the Kitchen of Beat
    I think you’re making that name up
    Man, I’m here in the front row. It’s fucking sweet!
  • 6
    Do you listen to the radio?
    Kiss FM, hardcore, baby!
    I liked Q101 better when they were f***ng metal
    I sold my radio to buy concert tickets
    Sometimes, I guess, when I’m in the car with people
    Only college radio stations that play No-Wave, Noise Rock Tropicalia, and Deerhoof
  • 7
    Do you shop at Target?
    They use products that employ sweatshop labor, so I started an activist group and staged a protest outside of a Target. Four people showed up
    It’s pretty convenient, so I’ll get clothing and stuff there
    If I really needed something, I guess
    I’ve never seen a Target in my neighborhood
    I LOVE Target! The bull’s-eye means savings!
  • 8
    Do you have an ass?
    You mean my lower hip bone? What about it?
    I like big butts, and I cannot lie!
    Wednesdays are the days that I work my Glutes, part of the posterior chain
  • 9
    How much money do you spend on the average concert?
    I’m putting down 100 bucks to see Coldplay in the United Center
    I don’t really have the time to go to that many concerts
    I spent 150 bucks, but it was so I could go to Cochella
    The most I’ve ever spent was when I put down 22 bucks to see the Intonation Festival
    I’m seeing Korn at the Allstate Arena for like 60 bucks!
  • 10
    Describe your significant other
    I don’t have a girlfriend, I’m too busy listening to music
    He/she was a high school cheerleader
    I don’t know, I think he/she’s attractive
    He/she is pretty Goth. He/she really likes Dashboard
    He/she’s pretty Indie Hott… His/her hair is really unkempt, and we’re going to form a band together

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