What kind of girlfriend are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Maeve_Anthemis - Developed on: - 74.741 taken - User Rating: 2.31 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

So you think you're the perfect girlfriend? Ha! Let's see what you do in these situations.

  • 1
    Your boyfriend says: "I'm in trouble." Your reply:
    "Poor guy. What's wrong? Tell me. Do you need money? Here, have a tenner."
    "I want you to know I'm here to listen to you. I'll try to help."
    "I guess. You know, I've seen this brilliant new dress at Mark's & Spencer's…"
    "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Could we just get down to it? My old man will be home by three, remember."
    "Oh no, not AGAIN! Can't you EVER behave properly?"
  • 2
    It turns out that he didn't need money (though he DID accept that tenner of yours) but that his sister committed suicide.
    Oh no, that is like só pathetic!
    Sister? What sister? Has he got a sister?
    Too bad for her. It was her own choice, so.
    What a pity, I liked the girl. I offer to come with him to the funeral.
    Would another tenner make him happy?
  • 3
    For some godforsaken reason, you are at the funeral of his sister. The priest starts to preach. Boyfriend listens captivated. What do you do?
    You yawn very loudly and make sure half the church has heard.
    Even though you don't give a damn about what he has to say, you pretend to listen to the priest, out of respect.
    To hell with that priest!
    You rise out of your chair and promise to give the priest $20/£20/€20 if he shuts his mouth.
    You nudge him and ask what time it is.
  • 4
    Your boyfriend starts to cry.
    You feel like crying yourself and give him a fiver to buy you guys a family pack of Kleenex (they are selling them at the alter).
    You look the other way. "Don't want to see, don't want to see, oh, SHUT UP!"
    You kindly offer him a fresh handkerchief.
    Oh-my-god. What a baby.
    You roll your eyes and hiss: "Shut up, you MORON!"
  • 5
    After the events in the church, your boyfriend breaks up with you.
    "I guess."
    "Yeah. Whatever."
    "Oh."
    "I'm so sorry I behaved like that! Have my bank account, but don't leave me-hee…"
    "You'll be very, very sorry about that! You'll burn in HELL! WHAAHAHA!"
  • 6
    Right, now I know what kind of girlfriend you are, let's see about your personality. To swim, …
    Did you speak?
    Swam, swum. A+?
    WHAT THE HECK?
    On my own? About $1,50/£1/€1.50, I'd say.
    Who are you? My English teacher? Get off, man!
  • 7
    Who are you?
    I am very sorry, but I can't tell you that.
    Hm?
    Mind your own business, freak.
    The Pope. WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, YOU MORON?
    Dina Dollar. Patricia Pound. Eliza Euro. I have many names. How much do you want?
  • 8
    Freak?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/freak
    NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T TAKE MY MONEY AWAY!
    That's what I said, yeah.
    Oh my god. Grow up, dude.
    I AM NO FREAK!
  • 9
    How do you like this test?
    You really ARE a freak, aren't you?
    No Comment.
    Will you shut up if I pay you?
    I said: grow up, dude!
    What a COMPLETE waste of time.
  • 10
    No.
    No? No money? Come to mommy, I'll write you a nice cheque.
    GET ME OUT OF HERE!
    What are you no-ing about?
    Yes.
    Is this the last question? THANK GOD!

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