What kind of girlfriend are you?

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So you think you're the perfect girlfriend? Ha! Let's see what you do in these situations.

  • 1
    Your boyfriend says: "I'm in trouble." Your reply:
    "Oh no, not AGAIN! Can't you EVER behave properly?"
    "I want you to know I'm here to listen to you. I'll try to help."
    "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Could we just get down to it? My old man will be home by three, remember."
    "Poor guy. What's wrong? Tell me. Do you need money? Here, have a tenner."
    "I guess. You know, I've seen this brilliant new dress at Mark's & Spencer's…"
  • 2
    It turns out that he didn't need money (though he DID accept that tenner of yours) but that his sister committed suicide.
    Oh no, that is like só pathetic!
    What a pity, I liked the girl. I offer to come with him to the funeral.
    Too bad for her. It was her own choice, so.
    Would another tenner make him happy?
    Sister? What sister? Has he got a sister?
  • 3
    For some godforsaken reason, you are at the funeral of his sister. The priest starts to preach. Boyfriend listens captivated. What do you do?
    You rise out of your chair and promise to give the priest $20/£20/€20 if he shuts his mouth.
    You nudge him and ask what time it is.
    To hell with that priest!
    Even though you don't give a damn about what he has to say, you pretend to listen to the priest, out of respect.
    You yawn very loudly and make sure half the church has heard.
  • 4
    Your boyfriend starts to cry.
    You look the other way. "Don't want to see, don't want to see, oh, SHUT UP!"
    You roll your eyes and hiss: "Shut up, you MORON!"
    You kindly offer him a fresh handkerchief.
    Oh-my-god. What a baby.
    You feel like crying yourself and give him a fiver to buy you guys a family pack of Kleenex (they are selling them at the alter).
  • 5
    After the events in the church, your boyfriend breaks up with you.
    "You'll be very, very sorry about that! You'll burn in HELL! WHAAHAHA!"
    "I guess."
    "Yeah. Whatever."
    "Oh."
    "I'm so sorry I behaved like that! Have my bank account, but don't leave me-hee…"
  • 6
    Right, now I know what kind of girlfriend you are, let's see about your personality. To swim, …
    On my own? About $1,50/£1/€1.50, I'd say.
    WHAT THE HECK?
    Swam, swum. A+?
    Who are you? My English teacher? Get off, man!
    Did you speak?
  • 7
    Who are you?
    The Pope. WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, YOU MORON?
    I am very sorry, but I can't tell you that.
    Hm?
    Mind your own business, freak.
    Dina Dollar. Patricia Pound. Eliza Euro. I have many names. How much do you want?
  • 8
    Freak?
    NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T TAKE MY MONEY AWAY!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/freak
    I AM NO FREAK!
    That's what I said, yeah.
    Oh my god. Grow up, dude.
  • 9
    How do you like this test?
    What a COMPLETE waste of time.
    Will you shut up if I pay you?
    You really ARE a freak, aren't you?
    No Comment.
    I said: grow up, dude!
  • 10
    No.
    What are you no-ing about?
    Is this the last question? THANK GOD!
    GET ME OUT OF HERE!
    Yes.
    No? No money? Come to mommy, I'll write you a nice cheque.