What kind of girlfriend are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Maeve_Anthemis - Developed on: - 73.673 taken - User Rating: 2.31 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

So you think you're the perfect girlfriend? Ha! Let's see what you do in these situations.

  • 1
    Your boyfriend says: "I'm in trouble." Your reply:
    "I guess. You know, I've seen this brilliant new dress at Mark's & Spencer's…"
    "Oh no, not AGAIN! Can't you EVER behave properly?"
    "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Could we just get down to it? My old man will be home by three, remember."
    "Poor guy. What's wrong? Tell me. Do you need money? Here, have a tenner."
    "I want you to know I'm here to listen to you. I'll try to help."
  • 2
    It turns out that he didn't need money (though he DID accept that tenner of yours) but that his sister committed suicide.
    Would another tenner make him happy?
    Sister? What sister? Has he got a sister?
    Oh no, that is like só pathetic!
    What a pity, I liked the girl. I offer to come with him to the funeral.
    Too bad for her. It was her own choice, so.
  • 3
    For some godforsaken reason, you are at the funeral of his sister. The priest starts to preach. Boyfriend listens captivated. What do you do?
    You yawn very loudly and make sure half the church has heard.
    Even though you don't give a damn about what he has to say, you pretend to listen to the priest, out of respect.
    You rise out of your chair and promise to give the priest $20/£20/€20 if he shuts his mouth.
    To hell with that priest!
    You nudge him and ask what time it is.
  • 4
    Your boyfriend starts to cry.
    You kindly offer him a fresh handkerchief.
    You look the other way. "Don't want to see, don't want to see, oh, SHUT UP!"
    You feel like crying yourself and give him a fiver to buy you guys a family pack of Kleenex (they are selling them at the alter).
    You roll your eyes and hiss: "Shut up, you MORON!"
    Oh-my-god. What a baby.
  • 5
    After the events in the church, your boyfriend breaks up with you.
    "I'm so sorry I behaved like that! Have my bank account, but don't leave me-hee…"
    "You'll be very, very sorry about that! You'll burn in HELL! WHAAHAHA!"
    "I guess."
    "Yeah. Whatever."
    "Oh."
  • 6
    Right, now I know what kind of girlfriend you are, let's see about your personality. To swim, …
    Who are you? My English teacher? Get off, man!
    Swam, swum. A+?
    Did you speak?
    On my own? About $1,50/£1/€1.50, I'd say.
    WHAT THE HECK?
  • 7
    Who are you?
    Hm?
    Dina Dollar. Patricia Pound. Eliza Euro. I have many names. How much do you want?
    I am very sorry, but I can't tell you that.
    Mind your own business, freak.
    The Pope. WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, YOU MORON?
  • 8
    Freak?
    Oh my god. Grow up, dude.
    I AM NO FREAK!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/freak
    That's what I said, yeah.
    NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T TAKE MY MONEY AWAY!
  • 9
    How do you like this test?
    Will you shut up if I pay you?
    You really ARE a freak, aren't you?
    I said: grow up, dude!
    What a COMPLETE waste of time.
    No Comment.
  • 10
    No.
    Is this the last question? THANK GOD!
    No? No money? Come to mommy, I'll write you a nice cheque.
    GET ME OUT OF HERE!
    Yes.
    What are you no-ing about?

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