What kind of girlfriend are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Maeve_Anthemis - The quiz is developed on: - 54.970 taken - User Rating: 2.5 of 5.0 - 10 Votes

So you think you're the perfect girlfriend? Ha! Let's see what you do in these situations.

  • 1
    Your boyfriend says: "I'm in trouble." Your reply:
    "Oh no, not AGAIN! Can't you EVER behave properly?"
    "Poor guy. What's wrong? Tell me. Do you need money? Here, have a tenner."
    "I guess. You know, I've seen this brilliant new dress at Mark's & Spencer's…"
    "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Could we just get down to it? My old man will be home by three, remember."
    "I want you to know I'm here to listen to you. I'll try to help."
  • 2
    It turns out that he didn't need money (though he DID accept that tenner of yours) but that his sister committed suicide.
    Too bad for her. It was her own choice, so.
    Sister? What sister? Has he got a sister?
    Would another tenner make him happy?
    Oh no, that is like só pathetic!
    What a pity, I liked the girl. I offer to come with him to the funeral.
  • 3
    For some godforsaken reason, you are at the funeral of his sister. The priest starts to preach. Boyfriend listens captivated. What do you do?
    You nudge him and ask what time it is.
    Even though you don't give a damn about what he has to say, you pretend to listen to the priest, out of respect.
    To hell with that priest!
    You yawn very loudly and make sure half the church has heard.
    You rise out of your chair and promise to give the priest $20/£20/€20 if he shuts his mouth.
  • 4
    Your boyfriend starts to cry.
    You kindly offer him a fresh handkerchief.
    You feel like crying yourself and give him a fiver to buy you guys a family pack of Kleenex (they are selling them at the alter).
    You look the other way. "Don't want to see, don't want to see, oh, SHUT UP!"
    You roll your eyes and hiss: "Shut up, you MORON!"
    Oh-my-god. What a baby.
  • 5
    After the events in the church, your boyfriend breaks up with you.
    "Yeah. Whatever."
    "You'll be very, very sorry about that! You'll burn in HELL! WHAAHAHA!"
    "I guess."
    "Oh."
    "I'm so sorry I behaved like that! Have my bank account, but don't leave me-hee…"
  • 6
    Right, now I know what kind of girlfriend you are, let's see about your personality. To swim, …
    WHAT THE HECK?
    Did you speak?
    Swam, swum. A+?
    Who are you? My English teacher? Get off, man!
    On my own? About $1,50/£1/€1.50, I'd say.
  • 7
    Who are you?
    I am very sorry, but I can't tell you that.
    Mind your own business, freak.
    Dina Dollar. Patricia Pound. Eliza Euro. I have many names. How much do you want?
    The Pope. WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, YOU MORON?
    Hm?
  • 8
    Freak?
    NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T TAKE MY MONEY AWAY!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/freak
    That's what I said, yeah.
    I AM NO FREAK!
    Oh my god. Grow up, dude.
  • 9
    How do you like this test?
    You really ARE a freak, aren't you?
    No Comment.
    What a COMPLETE waste of time.
    I said: grow up, dude!
    Will you shut up if I pay you?
  • 10
    No.
    GET ME OUT OF HERE!
    Yes.
    Is this the last question? THANK GOD!
    What are you no-ing about?
    No? No money? Come to mommy, I'll write you a nice cheque.