What kind of girlfriend are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Maeve_Anthemis - The quiz is developed on: - 47.196 taken - User Rating: 2.5 of 5.0 - 10 Votes

So you think you're the perfect girlfriend? Ha! Let's see what you do in these situations.

  • 1
    Your boyfriend says: "I'm in trouble." Your reply:
    "Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Could we just get down to it? My old man will be home by three, remember."
    "Oh no, not AGAIN! Can't you EVER behave properly?"
    "I want you to know I'm here to listen to you. I'll try to help."
    "I guess. You know, I've seen this brilliant new dress at Mark's & Spencer's…"
    "Poor guy. What's wrong? Tell me. Do you need money? Here, have a tenner."
  • 2
    It turns out that he didn't need money (though he DID accept that tenner of yours) but that his sister committed suicide.
    Sister? What sister? Has he got a sister?
    Would another tenner make him happy?
    Too bad for her. It was her own choice, so.
    What a pity, I liked the girl. I offer to come with him to the funeral.
    Oh no, that is like só pathetic!
  • 3
    For some godforsaken reason, you are at the funeral of his sister. The priest starts to preach. Boyfriend listens captivated. What do you do?
    You yawn very loudly and make sure half the church has heard.
    You rise out of your chair and promise to give the priest $20/£20/€20 if he shuts his mouth.
    Even though you don't give a damn about what he has to say, you pretend to listen to the priest, out of respect.
    To hell with that priest!
    You nudge him and ask what time it is.
  • 4
    Your boyfriend starts to cry.
    You feel like crying yourself and give him a fiver to buy you guys a family pack of Kleenex (they are selling them at the alter).
    You roll your eyes and hiss: "Shut up, you MORON!"
    Oh-my-god. What a baby.
    You kindly offer him a fresh handkerchief.
    You look the other way. "Don't want to see, don't want to see, oh, SHUT UP!"
  • 5
    After the events in the church, your boyfriend breaks up with you.
    "I'm so sorry I behaved like that! Have my bank account, but don't leave me-hee…"
    "Oh."
    "Yeah. Whatever."
    "I guess."
    "You'll be very, very sorry about that! You'll burn in HELL! WHAAHAHA!"
  • 6
    Right, now I know what kind of girlfriend you are, let's see about your personality. To swim, …
    Who are you? My English teacher? Get off, man!
    WHAT THE HECK?
    Did you speak?
    Swam, swum. A+?
    On my own? About $1,50/£1/€1.50, I'd say.
  • 7
    Who are you?
    The Pope. WHO DO I LOOK LIKE, YOU MORON?
    Dina Dollar. Patricia Pound. Eliza Euro. I have many names. How much do you want?
    I am very sorry, but I can't tell you that.
    Mind your own business, freak.
    Hm?
  • 8
    Freak?
    That's what I said, yeah.
    NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T TAKE MY MONEY AWAY!
    Oh my god. Grow up, dude.
    I AM NO FREAK!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/freak
  • 9
    How do you like this test?
    No Comment.
    I said: grow up, dude!
    What a COMPLETE waste of time.
    You really ARE a freak, aren't you?
    Will you shut up if I pay you?
  • 10
    No.
    No? No money? Come to mommy, I'll write you a nice cheque.
    What are you no-ing about?
    Yes.
    GET ME OUT OF HERE!
    Is this the last question? THANK GOD!