What Kind Of Horse Are You?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Brandy - Developed on: - 7.514 taken

Are you a piebald gelding or a champion racehorse? Find out now!

  • 1
    What color are you?
  • 2
    What color is your hair?
    Poo Brown
    Reddish Brown
    Obnoxious red
  • 3
    What is your biggest problem?
    You cut people's throats
    You have a ball behind your knee, the size of a fist. Your torn black underlip hangs down your neck. You're mangy.
    You love a piebald!
  • 4
    How old are you?
    A young horse
    An old mare
    Old as f*ck
  • 5
    Are you related to anyone?
    I don't know.
    S________ was my father.
    Smetanka, the famous racehorse!
  • 6
    What is your favorite song?
    "Forbidden Love"
    "Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Seen"
    "You're A Star"
  • 7
    Do you have any missing body parts?
    Not quite...
    Yes. My manliness.
  • 8
    What is the one thing you never say?
    I never loved
    I'm a loser
  • 9
    Who is/was your best friend?
    Prince Serberhowski
    Strider... *sigh*
  • 10
    And finally... What kind of shoes do you wear?
    Ugly clogs
    You stupid ass... horseshoes.

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