Are you Smart or Dumb?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Mehreen - Developed on: - 115.614 taken - User Rating: 2.08 of 5.0 - 63 Votes

Do you think you're a clever clogs? Or do you think you need brain surgery because you're so . . .er . . UNINTELIGENT? Well if you're a clever clogs, take this quiz! You might be surprised at what you DONT know! If you need brain surgery, . . . well take the quiz anyway.

  • 1
    Which is heavier - a ton of feathers or a ton of gold?
    Err . . DERR! Its OBVIOUSLY the gold!
    Is it the feathers? Coz I really don't understand the question . .
  • 2
    How many bricks does it take to complete a building?
    Errrr (dribble) one?
    A MILLION! (I like MILLIONS. Especially the strawberry flavoured ones.)
    If my calculations are correct, it should be . . . . 104572.845 . . approximately.
  • 3
    There's a butcher in a shop. He has blue eyes. His name is Mark and he has three kids. He used to go to Oxford University in hope of becoming a world famous scientist, but sadly he didn't. His arch enemy did instead. What does he weigh?
    18 stones 10 pounds FATTY: D
    Pork? Chicken? Ham? Bacon? ANY KIND OF MEAT! (this question scares me)
    You can't trick me. I know he doesn't even exist. (snorts)
  • 4
    A airplane crashed. It fell from a height of 40000 feet. Every single person died. Two people survived. How?
    They can swim?
    They're married?
    They didn't! YOU LIAR!
  • 5
    There is a white house, a red house and a blue house. If the red house is on the right of the white house and the blue house is on the left of the white house, where is the white house?
    In America!
    Both of these!
    In the middle!
  • 6
    Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
    Because there's one more coin!
    Because there was a change of law?
    They're not! Oh YOU LIAR . . . . .
  • 7
    Exactly how many slices of 1.5 cm each can you cut from a whole bread which is 22.5 cm long?
    10 times!
    15 times!
  • 8
    An electric train is moving north at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. Which way does the smoke blow?
    To The East
    It doesn't there is no smoke!
    To the West!
  • 9
    If water going down the drain/toilet goes counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere and clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere, in which direction would a toilet go on the equator?
  • 10
    There once was a race horse
    That won great fame
    What do you think
    Was the horse's name.
    What do you think?

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pcgamer ( 98597 )
Posted 101 days ago
Easy 10 out of 10 so easy
Dumbest💗quiz ( 71072 )
Posted 131 days ago
The answers give it away it's so 💗 dumb and offensive
evelyn ( 34412 )
Posted 177 days ago
this is a little medeim
DPK plays ( 17239 )
Posted 204 days ago
This is so easy I got 10 out of 10
texas4948 ( 87996 )
Posted 571 days ago
this is easy i got 10 of 10 right ;)
Jenna ( 10100 )
Posted 667 days ago
I got 8 out of 10 right!
Veah ( 22784 )
Posted 673 days ago
I'm 8 and I got 4 correct