How do you think about women

  1. Developed by: Joe

Take this test to see if you are straight or just plain out gay.

Question 1: You see a woman walk down the street, you
Smack her butt
Say she's a lesbian and move on with your gay life
Ignore her entirely
Look at her big butt (if she has one)
Ask her out

Question 2: You go to school and a girl asks you out. What do you do?
Say she's a whore and go tell her to find herself a job
Say no and kiss another guy right beside you
Tell her she is hot and go out with her
Tell her yes and just ignore her completely
Say yes and ask for sex on the first date

Question 3: I know you have to be gay if you answer this wrong. What does a woman have on her chest?
Masculine hair
Breasts
Your face
Nothing at all
A small penis

Question 4: You are going to the store and you find a lady asking for your help, you
smack her butt and leave her alone
tell her to find another place to go
go to the next isle
tell her your gay and you just got married
tell her yes and then ask her out for dinner

Question 5: You’re on the web looking at a porn site, you
ask your bf to have sex with you
ask your gf to have sex with you
say uckk and go to a gay porno site
go back to bed
jack off to all the women you see

Question 6: You are asked a personal question by a girl, you
go over to her house and show her what you have
tell her the personal things and ask her personal things
tell her to mind her own business
totally ignore her
say you have a gf and you'd like a three some

Question 7: You find yourself in a classroom full of girls. These girls are hot and beautiful. One comes up to you and start talking to you, you
say your pathetic pick-up line
talk to her until it is time to go to the next class
ask her to be friends with you and then take the friendship even further
totally ignore her
give her your number and ask her to call you later

Question 8: It’s your birthday and your mom tells you to bring some friends over, you
invite a whole bunch of women to your house
invite only yourself
invite a whole bunch of women to your house without clothes
start inviting everyone over to your house except for women
go tell your mom to go somewhere else

Question 9: You are loosing your popularity. You start hanging out with hot women and you are asked out about a week later, you
tell your mom first and ask questions later
tell her no
tell her yes and ask her to come to your house
tell her yes and ask her to come to your house with some food
tell her yes

Question 10: Someone has spread a rumour about you saying that you got someone pregnant (ugly girl in school). What do you do?
say your gay and are interested in men
say hell no and tell her go somewhere else
tell the whole school that you got her pregnant and you will do it some more
tell your whole school your just plain out stupid for going out with that girl
go to the place where all the women hang out and ask everyone of them out

Question 11: You just have experienced something you'll never forget. But the girl that you did it with won't say anything to you anymore. What do you do?
just ignore her
look at her and apologize
tell her she's a dog
ask some other girl out
Tell her to smoke pot

Question 12: What is in her pants?
nothing
you
a vagina
your best friend
a penis

Question 13: Do you ever enjoy looking at women?
No
Yes
I'm gay

Question 14: You have no choice but to have this girl in your class. She hates you, wants to kill you, and tell your friends to kill you. What do you do?
Ask her why
smack her in the face
ignore her
ask a girl to kick her butt
Kill her

Question 15: Make it simple. Are you gay?
Yes
Your a dumbass for asking this question
Hell No
No

Question 16: Are you confused?
If your saying I'm bi then yes
What
No
Yes

Question 17: Make it clear. Have you ever had sex with a women?
I don' have sex with women, only men
Yes and it was good
no
Yes and it sucked

Question 18: Are you going to be mad at the results?
I'm offended
no
yes

Question 19: Has this test been boring.
yes
No
what

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