How do you think about women

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Take this test to see if you are straight or just plain out gay.

  • 1
    You see a woman walk down the street, you
    Smack her butt
    Look at her big butt (if she has one)
    Ignore her entirely
    Ask her out
    Say she's a lesbian and move on with your gay life
  • 2
    You go to school and a girl asks you out. What do you do?
    Tell her yes and just ignore her completely
    Say no and kiss another guy right beside you
    Say yes and ask for sex on the first date
    Tell her she is hot and go out with her
    Say she's a whore and go tell her to find herself a job
  • 3
    I know you have to be gay if you answer this wrong. What does a woman have on her chest?
    Masculine hair
    Your face
    Breasts
    Nothing at all
    A small penis
  • 4
    You are going to the store and you find a lady asking for your help, you
    go to the next isle
    smack her butt and leave her alone
    tell her to find another place to go
    tell her yes and then ask her out for dinner
    tell her your gay and you just got married
  • 5
    Youíre on the web looking at a porn site, you
    go back to bed
    jack off to all the women you see
    ask your bf to have sex with you
    say uckk and go to a gay porno site
    ask your gf to have sex with you
  • 6
    You are asked a personal question by a girl, you
    totally ignore her
    say you have a gf and you'd like a three some
    tell her the personal things and ask her personal things
    go over to her house and show her what you have
    tell her to mind her own business
  • 7
    You find yourself in a classroom full of girls. These girls are hot and beautiful. One comes up to you and start talking to you, you
    give her your number and ask her to call you later
    say your pathetic pick-up line
    talk to her until it is time to go to the next class
    totally ignore her
    ask her to be friends with you and then take the friendship even further
  • 8
    Itís your birthday and your mom tells you to bring some friends over, you
    go tell your mom to go somewhere else
    start inviting everyone over to your house except for women
    invite a whole bunch of women to your house
    invite a whole bunch of women to your house without clothes
    invite only yourself
  • 9
    You are loosing your popularity. You start hanging out with hot women and you are asked out about a week later, you
    tell her yes and ask her to come to your house with some food
    tell her no
    tell her yes
    tell her yes and ask her to come to your house
    tell your mom first and ask questions later
  • 10
    Someone has spread a rumour about you saying that you got someone pregnant (ugly girl in school). What do you do?
    tell your whole school your just plain out stupid for going out with that girl
    say hell no and tell her go somewhere else
    say your gay and are interested in men
    go to the place where all the women hang out and ask everyone of them out
    tell the whole school that you got her pregnant and you will do it some more
  • 11
    You just have experienced something you'll never forget. But the girl that you did it with won't say anything to you anymore. What do you do?
    ask some other girl out
    tell her she's a dog
    just ignore her
    Tell her to smoke pot
    look at her and apologize
  • 12
    What is in her pants?
    a vagina
    nothing
    you
    a penis
    your best friend
  • 13
    Do you ever enjoy looking at women?
    Yes
    I'm gay
    No
  • 14
    You have no choice but to have this girl in your class. She hates you, wants to kill you, and tell your friends to kill you. What do you do?
    Ask her why
    ignore her
    ask a girl to kick her butt
    Kill her
    smack her in the face
  • 15
    Make it simple. Are you gay?
    Yes
    Your a dumbass for asking this question
    No
    Hell No
  • 16
    Are you confused?
    No
    If your saying I'm bi then yes
    What
    Yes
  • 17
    Make it clear. Have you ever had sex with a women?
    Yes and it was good
    I don' have sex with women, only men
    Yes and it sucked
    no
  • 18
    Are you going to be mad at the results?
    yes
    no
    I'm offended
  • 19
    Has this test been boring.
    what
    No
    yes