How FUNKY are you?

Every second of every minute of every hour of everyday people ask themselves “How FUNKY am I?” and now at long last you can discover how truly FUNKY you are.

Question	Yes	No

1. Do you regularly disco?
2. Do you refer to yourself in third person?
3. Do people refer to you as “one sexy beast”?
4. Do you idolize James Brown?
5. Do you wear flairs?
6. Have you ever owned (or tried to own) an AFRO?
7. Have you ever cleared a dance floor with your amazing moves?
8. Do you regularly say “YEAH BABY, YEAH!”?
9. Do you consider purple as a preferable clothing colour?
10. Do you have problems coping with female stalkers?
11. Do you own more than ten pairs of sunglasses?
12. Were you the inspiration for Austin Powers?
13. Is your bed heart shaped?
14. With zebra stripe covers?
15. And two beautiful women in?
16. Is your sweat the most powerful female aphrodisiac known to mankind?
17. Is your choice of transport known as the [insert your name]mobile?
18. Do you refer to people as “cat” or “dude”?
19. Can raising your eyebrow instantly render a woman unconscious?
20. Can you moonwalk without looking stupid?

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