LOOK A FLYING RUBBER CHICKEN WEARING SPANDAX!

  1. Developed by: Laurie

This quiz is as weird as the title....get it? got it? good.

Question 1: So my humble companion who has dared to take this quiz......Be ready for....
QUESTION NUMBER 1!
If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?
I'm taking a quiz? wait....I'm lost....
Are you calling ME a humble companion? Hmmmm?
Question number one? WHERE?
This is ALREADY stupid.

Question 2: Fill in the blankety blank:
Goodness Gosh Golly_______________.
Goshy washy pashy tashy mashy...I made my own! YEAH!
Wait, now Golly isn't a word....right? By Golly it is NOT a word! You tried tricking me....
Stupid....stupid.....STUPID!
CHICKEN POX! wait that doesn't work....I got it! Goodness Gosh Golly JOSH! wait, who's josh? someone I should know?

Question 3: Now picture this!
A flying pig robbing a bank, what is your reaction?
Picture what? A picture? Oh really! Am I in it? How do I look? Let me see it!
I say shoot the pig down! YAH! And then, burn down the bank! YAH!
A flying pig robbing a bank eh? Well I would probably...Oh look! A squirrel...oh it's so cute.
Pigs don't fly.....

Question 4: I say Pickle, you say_____________!
Pickle,____________!
Pickle,____________!
wait....I know this one....uh.....uh....47? Oh darn, I'm wrong huh? Am I wrong? Never take answers from chickens....
ICKLE!
JAR!
-nothing-

Question 5: I've got a lovely bunch of______________.
CHICKEN PIE! honey roasted chickens.....
BELLY FAT!
a lovely bunch of what? Come on, finish the sentence....
isn't this a song from Lion King? So wouldn't the answer be coconuts?

Question 6: 1+1= 2
2+2=4
3+3=______?
this is pointless....6.... the answers 6 and if anyone gets this wrong, they're stupid.
FISH! not just any fish..FLYING FISH! or tuna...I like tuna.
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts? I still don't get the last question....
Oh DEAR GOD! MATH! Run for your life!

Question 7: What is your favorite color?
a deep gold with hints of sparkled silver and perhaps a shade of maroon and baby blue. Or TickleMePink...It's my favorite crayon.
favorite color you ask? I have a favorite color? Really? I don't remember buying or getting a color....is it an animal?
I like colors......
blue

Question 8: Is this quiz almost over?
Batman! *sings theme music* BATMAN! batman...BATMAN!
Oh please God yes! YES! This weirdness is agonizing!
A quiz? WHERE? WHAT quiz? TELLL MEEEE!
Is my life almost over? Wait....are you a fortune cookie?

Question 9: How are you taking this quiz?
Here we go with the QUIZ questions again....okay I already gave you the answer and it's 47....or wait....was it fish?
On a computer you IDIOT!
SPIDERMAN! SPIDERMAN! try to catch him if you can!
I'm taking this quiz quite lightly thank you.

Question 10: Last question and you?
Last Question? What's that supposed to mean?
I eat muffins everyday...sometimes twice on Saturday....
THANK YOU!
and you? and you what? Tell me to click test results? HA! I'm no fool! Oh look...a button that says test results! I like buttons...

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