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Do You Have Common Sense?
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So what would you do if you caught an antelope water-skiing?
If a fluffy cactus came up to you with a sharp-looking pencil, telling you to give him all your money, what would you do?
Take his pencil and run to Olive Garden.
Just say "no"
Give the little sweetheart everything I own.
I like lollipops. I stuck a cookie up a camel's butt one time.
My hairless cat's named Fluffy.
What would you think if your name were Fufaloo Tinkelklablurger? (prn. Foof-a-Lou Tinkle-cla-blur-ger)
Oh my God! Little green monkeys with light switches are falling from the sky!
At least I won't feel left out when I go to family reunions; I'll fit right in with my brother Frankelbother (prn. Frank-ul-bother), Cousin Ankelajoo (prn. Ankle-a-joo), Uncle Jethululu (prn. Jeth-ooh-lulu), and Aunt Garelynafeala (prn. Gare-el-lion-a-feel-ah)
What a lovely name.
I always knew my parents hate me!
What the hell did I ever do to deserve this?
Is it a good idea to see if your rabbit can fly?
No! That's so mean!
I don't have lung cancer!
Of course it is. She's a superhero.
Hickle pickles! Oh, my God! You have hickle pickles!
There's no time for these stupid questions! The zebras are taking over the world with tater tots!
Have you ever went into a drug store and ACTUALLY asked for cocaine?
Yeah, and the cashier gave me some, too! And it wasn't cocaine, it was acid!
Where else would I get cocaine? I mean, it IS a drug store. Duh!
I bought a pony broom from a handsome Jamaican man for $900 once, and I still don't know when the 4th of July is.
No! Drugs are mean and evil!
It was just ONE TIME, and it was a dare, I swear!
Have you ever believed him when Grandpa says, "I got your nose!"
Is it just me, or is this quiz weirder than the time I slammed my eye lid in the car door?
He might be my grandpa, but I don't care. I'm slapping him! It's MY nose!
I put a tutu, tights, and a cowboy hat on my cat once. That was fun, but not as fun as going to my brain-dead brother's wedding. They were both brain-dead, they didn't know each other, but the girl was rich, so we thought it'd be a good idea. She also has a REALLY big dad! My neck still hurts from the time I thought I was shooting my paint ball gun at my brother, but it was me.
I might be taking this quiz, but I'm not completely ignorant! Just a little.
Take his big old wrinkly nose...and bring it in for show-and-tell!
What's usually your response to someone saying
"You're such a little coward?"
What's the zip code for Heaven? Grandpa needs shaving cream again. You'd think they'd have shaving cream in Heaven, wouldn't ya?
Go home to Mommy and cry!
Stick a paper clip up his nose.
Why am I remembering something about a fluffy cactus and a pencil? Anyway, I got my head stuck in a guitar once, and the cashiers at Kmart had to get me out. I wasn't at Kmart or anything, I just know from experience that the cops don't know how to get me out of a guitar, or a lamp shade!...or a pizza box...or a hamster wheel...or a cereal box...
"I'm not a LITTLE coward, I'm a BIG coward!"
What would you think if OATmeal were called
I thought it already was called goatmeal!
It sounds better. I'm not a horse! *Tries to cover up mane and hooves*
You're REALLY bored, aren't you?
Yuck! I don't wanna eat goats
Thanks a lot! I'll never be able to eat oatmeal again
Would you do if you saw a antelope water-skiing?
That's no antelope, that's my Grandpa, you are meany!
Call the cops, but take plenty of pictures first. My friends are never going to believe this without pictures!
Get his phone number. Not only is he a great water-skier, but he's cute too!
Well, join him, of course. It's only polite!
I like yellow. Yellow cheese, yellow lights, Mellow Yellow, Yellow Submarines...anything yellow!
Do you believe in Memorial Day Faeries?
I smell a Bigfoot. Does anyone like eating wrapping paper like I do?
My little sister's only three months old, and I already know that's she's going to take over the world. She loves Care Bears. I hate sharpening pens, it's so damn messy!
It's only possible to fold my tongue four times when it's dry.
What the fuck is a Memorial Day Faery?
Yeah, and I have proof. Little Dusty Owl the Memorial Day Faery is my best friend!
If my name were Stan, would I like cheese?
That reminds me of the time I went sledding with my hamster in July. Never did find Little Cliff. Oh, wait, that's my son. Anyway, I went swimming in a pool of hot tea once. I still have the burns from that...and the time I tried petting a monkey. The monkey had a lighter. He was better at operating those things than me.
Yellow! Cheese is yellow! I love yellow cheese!
Well, what kind of cheese?
I saw 101 Dalmations nine times, and I still don't remember it. All I remember is that Cruella DeVil is hot!
Are all Stan's the same or something?
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