Which Johnny Depp Character Are You?

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On the outside, you look like yourself. But on the inside, you look exactly like a Johnny Depp character. Find out which one.

  • 1
    Which of the following things do you find the freakiest?
    The idea of becoming a "grown up"
    When people steal my ideas
    Thunder and lightning
    The idea of staying in this town forever
    When people steal my stuff
  • 2
    If you're talking about your friends, you'll probably mention:
    how they're always in trouble, but I love 'em anyway.
    how they support my creativity
    how they help me feel less lonely.
    how they help me stay sane when my family's driving me crazy.
    how they always go along with my wild plans, no questions asked.
  • 3
    What do you think people notice about you first?
    That I act older than my age
    My eyes
    My clothes
    That I don't look or act like them
    That I act younger than my age
  • 4
    If you've got something important to say, you might:
    set it to music. Song lyrics seem more meaningful than speaking.
    phrase it in a cryptic way that involves weird slang or rhyming.
    try to keep it inside as long as possible, even if I'm really angry.
    choose my words carefully, so I can trick people into doing exactly what I want.
    write it out on paper before I say a word.
  • 5
    If someone's trying to find you, where should he/she look first?
    A park near where I live
    My favorite diner or café
    My house
    In the arms of someone sexy
    At my job. I'm there a lot.
  • 6
    Which of these sounds the most romantic?
    Spending one night alone on an island with a total hottie
    Crying as someone licks away my tears
    Inventing a new dessert to impress someone
    Cuddling on a blanket by a campfire
    Creating an art project for someone I like
  • 7
    What's the worst place you've been to lately?
    Detention (or somewhere else that felt like a punishment)
    The dentist
    Somewhere dark and dangerous, full of people who want to hurt me
    A cemetery
    My house, I guess. It's not a bad place, but it's full of family pressure.
  • 8
    Think of someone you can't stand. Why does that person bug you so much?
    Because I hate when people act like they're better than everyone else.
    Because I know he/she is deliberately trying to make me look bad.
    Because we're related. I think family members naturally drive each other crazy.
    Because he/she is so strict and bitter. Some people really need to lighten up.
    Because I can't handle greedy people and I can't handle whiners. He/she is both.
  • 9
    What do you find hard to resist?
    The aggressive flirtations of someone I'm not that into
    Pretending things are different/better than they actually are
    Doing a favor for someone I like
    Taking chances
  • 10
    Pick the line you feel the most comfortable saying:
    "She's on every page of your imagination."
    "It's a town where nothing much ever happens, and nothing much ever will."
    "The best kind of prize is a surprise."
    "Kiss me… kiss me hard."
    "The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers."