Which Johnny Depp Character Are You?

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On the outside, you look like yourself. But on the inside, you look exactly like a Johnny Depp character. Find out which one.

  • 1
    Which of the following things do you find the freakiest?
    The idea of staying in this town forever
    The idea of becoming a "grown up"
    When people steal my stuff
    When people steal my ideas
    Thunder and lightning
  • 2
    If you're talking about your friends, you'll probably mention:
    how they're always in trouble, but I love 'em anyway.
    how they support my creativity
    how they help me stay sane when my family's driving me crazy.
    how they help me feel less lonely.
    how they always go along with my wild plans, no questions asked.
  • 3
    What do you think people notice about you first?
    That I don't look or act like them
    My eyes
    That I act older than my age
    My clothes
    That I act younger than my age
  • 4
    If you've got something important to say, you might:
    choose my words carefully, so I can trick people into doing exactly what I want.
    phrase it in a cryptic way that involves weird slang or rhyming.
    write it out on paper before I say a word.
    try to keep it inside as long as possible, even if I'm really angry.
    set it to music. Song lyrics seem more meaningful than speaking.
  • 5
    If someone's trying to find you, where should he/she look first?
    In the arms of someone sexy
    At my job. I'm there a lot.
    My house
    My favorite diner or café
    A park near where I live
  • 6
    Which of these sounds the most romantic?
    Crying as someone licks away my tears
    Inventing a new dessert to impress someone
    Spending one night alone on an island with a total hottie
    Cuddling on a blanket by a campfire
    Creating an art project for someone I like
  • 7
    What's the worst place you've been to lately?
    A cemetery
    The dentist
    Detention (or somewhere else that felt like a punishment)
    Somewhere dark and dangerous, full of people who want to hurt me
    My house, I guess. It's not a bad place, but it's full of family pressure.
  • 8
    Think of someone you can't stand. Why does that person bug you so much?
    Because he/she is so strict and bitter. Some people really need to lighten up.
    Because I can't handle greedy people and I can't handle whiners. He/she is both.
    Because I know he/she is deliberately trying to make me look bad.
    Because I hate when people act like they're better than everyone else.
    Because we're related. I think family members naturally drive each other crazy.
  • 9
    What do you find hard to resist?
    Doing a favor for someone I like
    The aggressive flirtations of someone I'm not that into
    Pretending things are different/better than they actually are
    Chocolate
    Taking chances
  • 10
    Pick the line you feel the most comfortable saying:
    "Kiss me… kiss me hard."
    "She's on every page of your imagination."
    "The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers."
    "It's a town where nothing much ever happens, and nothing much ever will."
    "The best kind of prize is a surprise."