What is your level of sanity?

Developed by: Chibi

Question 1: Do you like moose?

	Huh? What are those?
	MMM I like to dance in my magical cheese hat!
	Of course! They are so snuggly!
	How dare you challenge me puny worm baby!

Question 2: Have you ever done battle with a giant squirrel?

	Silence wretched human! Before I unleash screaming temporal doom upon your filthy head of lies!
	No.
	It ate my greasey head!
	I flew back to it's home planet with it and we beat up the bad guys

Question 3: Have ye ever travelled to the parallel universe for beans instead of going to the store down the street?

	ARGH! My intestines are exploding with anger!
	Ummm?
	Lotsa beans, lotsa beans, beans, beans, beans!
	No I like to walk to the store!

Question 4: What is 1+1?

	The square root of yellow
	1 on a bun
	Pumpernickle
	2

Question 5: Have you ever broken out into an irish jig for no apparent reason before?

	I want to pass probing day, all juicy and jiggly!
	Yes, seeing as I am Irish.
	Weeeeeee! I don't know what you just said!
	I don't like to dance.

Question 6: Have you ever fluttered around like a pixy and, if so, what were you wearing on your head?

	No, I don't flutter like a bloody pixy.
	two radioactive weasels
	Flutter around the mushrooms! That's what pixies do! XD
	a bicycle tire

Question 7: Have you had the serious urge to eat toe nail clippings in order to see a frog prince sing the blues?

	Not to my recollection.
	AHH! This test is making my brains leak out!
	Freedom costs a buck-o five!
	Hmm what is wrong with you?

Question 8: Do you have the brainworms?

	Aaargh! The paiiiin!
	I don't think so?
	Mmhmm! See, this one's name is Nestor and this one is Penelope and this one is Edmond and this.....
	I had five biscuits and I ate one. Now I only have four. Take pity on my wretched soul!

Question 9: Do you shake your fist at unsuspecting people and say, "OBEY THE FIST!"

	Ahh...really now? I wondered why I was answering questions on toilet paper....
	Yes you! OBEY THE FIST!
	That would be mean! So no!
	Do not ignore my veins!

Question 10: Do foreigners with thick accents and blue hair call you "turkey eyes"?

	Stolen wood burns better for being stolen. Let that be a lesson to you.
	If you're happy and you know it, eat your foot!
	Turkey eyes?
	Gobble gobble gobble!