Who are you?

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15 Questions - Developed by: Tender - The quiz is developed on: - 3.698 taken - User Rating: 2.78 of 5.0 - 9 Votes

You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not your khakis. You can try to find out who you are with this test.

  • 1
    The things you own end up owning you. What do you do?
    Get rid of it all
    Deny it. You own them.
    Buy nice things, after all they are your owners.
  • 2
    There is a girl in your group who is an imposter. What do you do?
    Tell her to her face to get out.
    Tell everyone in your group she is fake.
    Leave the group.
  • 3
    You have one hour to live on a plane before it goes down. What do you do?
    Record who you are. That way people will know who you were.
    Try to keep living. Deny that you will die.
    Eat everything on the plane
  • 4
    You told a guy you work with that you were not his friend and did not like him. It is just a fact. Now your boss has called you in for a meeting. What do you do?
    Deny that you said it, then offer to take the guy to a game.
    Wow. A meeting. I am Jim's complete lack of surprise.
    Cry about how you were just having a bad day and how sorry you are.
  • 5
    Is someone were to start a fight with you, what would you do?
    Tell the police
    People do not start fights with you, you start fights with people.
    Run away
    Fight back, you have been waiting for this opportunity.
  • 6
    When you sit next to someone on a plane, what do you do?
    Do not speak.
    Introduce yourself as a new single-serving friend.
    Ask, "So why are you flying to Denver today?"
  • 7
    If you were to die tomorrow, do you know what you would wish you had done today?
    Yes
    I will not die so it does not matter
    No
  • 8
    If you knew the results of the Super Bowl before it happened, what would you do?
    Tell no one
    Tell only your best friend
    Announce it on the loudspeaker at the game
    Tell only your worst enemy
  • 9
    Do you believe in fate or free will
    Free Will
    Fate
    Neither
    Both
  • 10
    Why do you go to work?
    I don't work
    I like it
    I need to work this job I hate so I can buy things I don't need
  • 11
    If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
    Buy things for friends
    Buy things for me
    Nothing
    Donate it
  • 12
    You are in a bad mood. Some cheery person behind you says, "Smile and I will give you this bag of candy." What do you do?
    Burst into tears
    Flip her off and stomp away
    Snatch it from her hands
    Smile and thank her
  • 13
    You have had three goldfish in three weeks. Each Saturday the one you have dies. What does this mean?
    I did not treat it right
    It does not mean anything
    Everything dies
  • 14
    If you could explode anything - without hurting any living creature - what would you explode?
    McDonalds factory, it is making you fat
    My school or place of business
    nothing
    A credit card company. We do not need them and they cause debt.
    My ex's house
  • 15
    Why are you taking this quiz?
    Someone made me
    Because I had nothing better to do but now I realize I do have better things to do
    I have too much free time
    It sounded appealing
    I felt like I had to