Who are you?

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15 Questions - Developed by: Tender - The quiz is developed on: - 3.795 taken - User Rating: 2.78 of 5.0 - 9 Votes

You are not how much money you have in the bank. You are not your khakis. You can try to find out who you are with this test.

  • 1
    The things you own end up owning you. What do you do?
    Buy nice things, after all they are your owners.
    Get rid of it all
    Deny it. You own them.
  • 2
    There is a girl in your group who is an imposter. What do you do?
    Leave the group.
    Tell everyone in your group she is fake.
    Tell her to her face to get out.
  • 3
    You have one hour to live on a plane before it goes down. What do you do?
    Try to keep living. Deny that you will die.
    Eat everything on the plane
    Record who you are. That way people will know who you were.
  • 4
    You told a guy you work with that you were not his friend and did not like him. It is just a fact. Now your boss has called you in for a meeting. What do you do?
    Wow. A meeting. I am Jim's complete lack of surprise.
    Deny that you said it, then offer to take the guy to a game.
    Cry about how you were just having a bad day and how sorry you are.
  • 5
    Is someone were to start a fight with you, what would you do?
    People do not start fights with you, you start fights with people.
    Fight back, you have been waiting for this opportunity.
    Run away
    Tell the police
  • 6
    When you sit next to someone on a plane, what do you do?
    Do not speak.
    Ask, "So why are you flying to Denver today?"
    Introduce yourself as a new single-serving friend.
  • 7
    If you were to die tomorrow, do you know what you would wish you had done today?
    Yes
    I will not die so it does not matter
    No
  • 8
    If you knew the results of the Super Bowl before it happened, what would you do?
    Tell only your best friend
    Announce it on the loudspeaker at the game
    Tell no one
    Tell only your worst enemy
  • 9
    Do you believe in fate or free will
    Neither
    Free Will
    Both
    Fate
  • 10
    Why do you go to work?
    I need to work this job I hate so I can buy things I don't need
    I like it
    I don't work
  • 11
    If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
    Buy things for friends
    Buy things for me
    Nothing
    Donate it
  • 12
    You are in a bad mood. Some cheery person behind you says, "Smile and I will give you this bag of candy." What do you do?
    Smile and thank her
    Flip her off and stomp away
    Snatch it from her hands
    Burst into tears
  • 13
    You have had three goldfish in three weeks. Each Saturday the one you have dies. What does this mean?
    It does not mean anything
    I did not treat it right
    Everything dies
  • 14
    If you could explode anything - without hurting any living creature - what would you explode?
    McDonalds factory, it is making you fat
    nothing
    My school or place of business
    My ex's house
    A credit card company. We do not need them and they cause debt.
  • 15
    Why are you taking this quiz?
    I felt like I had to
    Because I had nothing better to do but now I realize I do have better things to do
    Someone made me
    It sounded appealing
    I have too much free time