What are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bishi - The quiz is developed on: - 2691 taken - User Rating: 2.38 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    I love them all!
    I created them all.
    Black and red.
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    FOOTBALL!
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    On Mount Olympus.
    In a dark room.
    In a pond! QUACK!
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Death.
    SPROUTS!
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Hot dogs at a football game.
    Ambrosia and nectar.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    My entire football team.
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
    War protest tunes.
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    QUACK!
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Yes.
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    Too many times to count.
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    Yes.
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!