What are you?

Developed by: Bishi

Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

Question 1: Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?

	My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
	Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
	I created them all.
	I love them all!
	Black and red.

Question 2: What do you do in your free time?

	Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
	FOOTBALL!
	Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
	I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
	Cut myself. Got a knife?

Question 3: Where do you live?

	In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
	On Mount Olympus.
	In a dark room.
	In a pond! QUACK!
	On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!

Question 4: What's your favourite food?

	Hot dogs at a football game.
	SPROUTS!
	Ambrosia and nectar.
	Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
	Death.

Question 5: Who are your friends?

	Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
	Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
	My entire football team.
	You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
	The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.

Question 6: Favourite music?

	War protest tunes.
	Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
	QUACK!
	Two words. DEATH METAL!
	I do enjoy the angel choir.

Question 7: Are you happy?

	Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
	Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
	Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
	Yes.
	Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!

Question 8: Do you take drugs?

	I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
	Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
	No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
	They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
	WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS

Question 9: Have you ever been arrested?

	Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
	Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
	No. I could get kicked off the team!
	gasps Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
	Too many times to count.

Question 10: Did you like the quiz?

	It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
	Yeah! flexes muscles so, do you want to go out sometime?
	It was good for a mere mortal.
	Yes.
	IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!

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