What are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bishi - The quiz is developed on: - 2.729 taken - User Rating: 2.38 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    I love them all!
    Black and red.
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
    I created them all.
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    FOOTBALL!
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    In a pond! QUACK!
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    On Mount Olympus.
    In a dark room.
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Death.
    SPROUTS!
    Ambrosia and nectar.
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Hot dogs at a football game.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
    My entire football team.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    QUACK!
    War protest tunes.
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
    Yes.
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    Too many times to count.
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    Yes.
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?
    It was good for a mere mortal.