What are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bishi - The quiz is developed on: - 3.035 taken - User Rating: 2.38 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    Black and red.
    I love them all!
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
    I created them all.
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    FOOTBALL!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    On Mount Olympus.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    In a dark room.
    In a pond! QUACK!
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Death.
    Ambrosia and nectar.
    SPROUTS!
    Hot dogs at a football game.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    My entire football team.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
    QUACK!
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    War protest tunes.
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
    Yes.
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    Too many times to count.
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    Yes.