What are you?

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Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
    I love them all!
    I created them all.
    Black and red.
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    FOOTBALL!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    On Mount Olympus.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    In a dark room.
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    In a pond! QUACK!
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Death.
    SPROUTS!
    Hot dogs at a football game.
    Ambrosia and nectar.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    My entire football team.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    War protest tunes.
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    QUACK!
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Yes.
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
    Too many times to count.
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?
    Yes.
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.