What are you?

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Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    Black and red.
    I created them all.
    I love them all!
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    FOOTBALL!
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    On Mount Olympus.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    In a pond! QUACK!
    In a dark room.
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Hot dogs at a football game.
    Death.
    Ambrosia and nectar.
    SPROUTS!
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    My entire football team.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    War protest tunes.
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    QUACK!
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Yes.
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    Too many times to count.
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    Yes.
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!

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