What are you?

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Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    I created them all.
    I love them all!
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
    Black and red.
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    FOOTBALL!
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    On Mount Olympus.
    In a pond! QUACK!
    In a dark room.
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Hot dogs at a football game.
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    SPROUTS!
    Death.
    Ambrosia and nectar.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    My entire football team.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
    War protest tunes.
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    QUACK!
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Yes.
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    Too many times to count.
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    Yes.
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?