What are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bishi - The quiz is developed on: - 2.775 taken - User Rating: 2.38 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    I love them all!
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
    I created them all.
    Black and red.
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    FOOTBALL!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    In a dark room.
    In a pond! QUACK!
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    On Mount Olympus.
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Death.
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Hot dogs at a football game.
    Ambrosia and nectar.
    SPROUTS!
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    My entire football team.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    QUACK!
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
    War protest tunes.
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Yes.
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
    Too many times to count.
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!
    Yes.
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?
    It was good for a mere mortal.