What are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Bishi - The quiz is developed on: - 2.814 taken - User Rating: 2.38 of 5.0 - 13 Votes

Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
    I created them all.
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    I love them all!
    Black and red.
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    FOOTBALL!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    In a dark room.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    On Mount Olympus.
    In a pond! QUACK!
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Hot dogs at a football game.
    SPROUTS!
    Death.
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Ambrosia and nectar.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
    My entire football team.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    War protest tunes.
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    QUACK!
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Yes.
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    Too many times to count.
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    Yes.
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!