What are you?

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Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    I love them all!
    I created them all.
    Black and red.
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    FOOTBALL!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    In a pond! QUACK!
    In a dark room.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    On Mount Olympus.
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    SPROUTS!
    Death.
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Ambrosia and nectar.
    Hot dogs at a football game.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    My entire football team.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    QUACK!
    War protest tunes.
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Yes.
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    Too many times to count.
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!
    Yes.
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?

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