What are you?

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Find out if you're a hippie, a Goth, an athlete, a Greek god, or a duck.

  • 1
    Okay I have to ask you this at some point so let's get it over with. What's your favourite colour?
    Black and red.
    Oh wasn't it a bit of luck that I was born a baby duck with yellow socks and yellow shoes and I may go wherever I choose! QUACK!
    My team colours. We'll stick together for the BLUE AND THE GOLD!
    I created them all.
    I love them all!
  • 2
    What do you do in your free time?
    I grow organic food, knit using fake wool (I would never shear a poor sheep!) and advocate women's rights.
    Mommy and my brothers and sisters play ducky games with me!
    Cut myself. Got a knife?
    FOOTBALL!
    Engage my creation in those hilarious wars they get into. I remember the Trojan War had me in stitches!
  • 3
    Where do you live?
    In a dark room.
    On Mount Olympus.
    On a 100% organic pesticide-free farm in Montana!
    In the suburbs, but the football field's my true home.
    In a pond! QUACK!
  • 4
    What's your favourite food?
    Death.
    SPROUTS!
    Ambrosia and nectar.
    Yummy plants all washed down with a big gulp of pond water!
    Hot dogs at a football game.
  • 5
    Who are your friends?
    My entire football team.
    The other gods, although they can get terribly jealous at times.
    Billy and Beaky from the pond down the street.
    Mother Nature, the sun, the moon, the stars, and my fellow liberals who get together with me to protest Bush, war, school... just about anything actually.
    You'll see them around. They're hard to miss, with all the skulls and chains and everything.
  • 6
    Favourite music?
    War protest tunes.
    Two words. DEATH METAL!
    I do enjoy the angel choir.
    QUACK!
    Take me out to the ball game; take me out to the crowd...
  • 7
    Are you happy?
    Not unless being suicidal depressed counts as happiness.
    Not with all the bad things that are going on in the world. Peace, man!
    Yes.
    Of course! It's so much fun ruling the earth.
    Yippy skip! How can I not be happy when the nice people throw yummy bread at me?
  • 8
    Do you take drugs?
    WHEE! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COLOURS
    I'm a little ducky, short and stout...
    Of course not. I don't need drugs to feel good, I'm rule the earth, remember?
    No! Well... maybe a couple steroids. But don't tell Coach, okay?
    They're the only thing keeping me from not killing myself.
  • 9
    Have you ever been arrested?
    *gasps* Mommy says that's what happens to bad people!
    No. I could get kicked off the team!
    Too many times to count.
    Arrested? Me? That's a laugh.
    Only a couple times for disturbing the peace.
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    Yes.
    It was awesome! I haven't quite got the hang of this comp... comp-u.... whatever.
    IT WAS AWFUL YOU FREAK!
    It was good for a mere mortal.
    Yeah! *flexes muscles* so, do you want to go out sometime?