The Redneck Test

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Find out if you are a redneck, a blueblood, or just plain normal.

  • 1
    How many different animals live in your house? (if you have a tank full of little fish, count it as one)
    more than 4
    2-4
    0 - 1
  • 2
    How often do you go outside without shoes on?
    Don't wear them unless it's too cold out or I'm going somewhere where it's required.
    Sometimes, like in the summer or if I'm too lazy to put shoes on.
    Never.
  • 3
    Where do you like to go on vacation?
    The beach or an amusement park
    Martha's Vineyard
    Gun-n-knife show or a car show
  • 4
    How many windows in your house have curtains?
    Not all of them...
    Some have blinds/shutters.
    All of them.
  • 5
    If you have a dog, how much does it weigh? (but if you don't have one, think about how big a dog you *would* want)
    0 - 20 pounds (small)
    75 - 200 pounds (large)
    20 - 75 pounds (medium)
  • 6
    What kind of light do you have over your dinner table?
    a ceiling fan/ normal light
    chandelier
    Bud Light pool table light
  • 7
    How many of your bowls say "Cool Whip" on the side?
    Most of them
    Why would a bowl say "Cool Whip" on it?
    None (or one or two)
  • 8
    Who tells your mom to watch her language?
    No one, really...
    I don't know, I never heard her swear.
    Truck drivers... sometimes the cops, too.
  • 9
    How many of the appliances in your house have Clapper devices installed on them?
    Maybe one or two.
    Most of them.
    None of them.
  • 10
    What is "paprika"?
    A third-world country
    Something like salt or pepper, I guess.
    Seasoning.
  • 11
    What kind of shoes does your mom wear?
    High heels/ expensive shoes
    None or her house slippers
    Sneakers?
  • 12
    How many cousins do you have named "Bubba"?
    Who would ever name their child "Bubba"?
    More than 3
    Maybe one, but I don't think I ever met him....
  • 13
    How do you wash and dry your clothes?
    Washboard/ clothesline
    Brand new high-efficiency washer and dryer
    Washer and dryer, sometimes hang up to dry
  • 14
    How many posters on your wall come from the cover of the TV Guide magazine?
    One or two from a magazine, but not from TV guide.
    more than 2
    None/ no posters on wall
  • 15
    Which of these is something you like to do (or would like to do - pick the closest answer)?
    Hunting, mud bogging.
    Going online, hanging out.
    Shopping, reading.