The Redneck Test

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Find out if you are a redneck, a blueblood, or just plain normal.

  • 1
    How many different animals live in your house? (if you have a tank full of little fish, count it as one)
    more than 4
    0 - 1
  • 2
    How often do you go outside without shoes on?
    Sometimes, like in the summer or if I'm too lazy to put shoes on.
    Don't wear them unless it's too cold out or I'm going somewhere where it's required.
  • 3
    Where do you like to go on vacation?
    Gun-n-knife show or a car show
    Martha's Vineyard
    The beach or an amusement park
  • 4
    How many windows in your house have curtains?
    Not all of them...
    All of them.
    Some have blinds/shutters.
  • 5
    If you have a dog, how much does it weigh? (but if you don't have one, think about how big a dog you *would* want)
    75 - 200 pounds (large)
    0 - 20 pounds (small)
    20 - 75 pounds (medium)
  • 6
    What kind of light do you have over your dinner table?
    a ceiling fan/ normal light
    Bud Light pool table light
  • 7
    How many of your bowls say "Cool Whip" on the side?
    Why would a bowl say "Cool Whip" on it?
    None (or one or two)
    Most of them
  • 8
    Who tells your mom to watch her language?
    I don't know, I never heard her swear.
    No one, really...
    Truck drivers... sometimes the cops, too.
  • 9
    How many of the appliances in your house have Clapper devices installed on them?
    None of them.
    Most of them.
    Maybe one or two.
  • 10
    What is "paprika"?
    A third-world country
    Something like salt or pepper, I guess.
  • 11
    What kind of shoes does your mom wear?
    None or her house slippers
    High heels/ expensive shoes
  • 12
    How many cousins do you have named "Bubba"?
    Who would ever name their child "Bubba"?
    Maybe one, but I don't think I ever met him....
    More than 3
  • 13
    How do you wash and dry your clothes?
    Washboard/ clothesline
    Washer and dryer, sometimes hang up to dry
    Brand new high-efficiency washer and dryer
  • 14
    How many posters on your wall come from the cover of the TV Guide magazine?
    One or two from a magazine, but not from TV guide.
    None/ no posters on wall
    more than 2
  • 15
    Which of these is something you like to do (or would like to do - pick the closest answer)?
    Hunting, mud bogging.
    Going online, hanging out.
    Shopping, reading.

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