The Redneck Test

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Find out if you are a redneck, a blueblood, or just plain normal.

  • 1
    How many different animals live in your house? (if you have a tank full of little fish, count it as one)
    more than 4
    2-4
    0 - 1
  • 2
    How often do you go outside without shoes on?
    Sometimes, like in the summer or if I'm too lazy to put shoes on.
    Never.
    Don't wear them unless it's too cold out or I'm going somewhere where it's required.
  • 3
    Where do you like to go on vacation?
    The beach or an amusement park
    Gun-n-knife show or a car show
    Martha's Vineyard
  • 4
    How many windows in your house have curtains?
    Some have blinds/shutters.
    Not all of them...
    All of them.
  • 5
    If you have a dog, how much does it weigh? (but if you don't have one, think about how big a dog you *would* want)
    75 - 200 pounds (large)
    0 - 20 pounds (small)
    20 - 75 pounds (medium)
  • 6
    What kind of light do you have over your dinner table?
    Bud Light pool table light
    chandelier
    a ceiling fan/ normal light
  • 7
    How many of your bowls say "Cool Whip" on the side?
    None (or one or two)
    Why would a bowl say "Cool Whip" on it?
    Most of them
  • 8
    Who tells your mom to watch her language?
    Truck drivers... sometimes the cops, too.
    I don't know, I never heard her swear.
    No one, really...
  • 9
    How many of the appliances in your house have Clapper devices installed on them?
    Maybe one or two.
    None of them.
    Most of them.
  • 10
    What is "paprika"?
    Something like salt or pepper, I guess.
    Seasoning.
    A third-world country
  • 11
    What kind of shoes does your mom wear?
    Sneakers?
    High heels/ expensive shoes
    None or her house slippers
  • 12
    How many cousins do you have named "Bubba"?
    Maybe one, but I don't think I ever met him....
    More than 3
    Who would ever name their child "Bubba"?
  • 13
    How do you wash and dry your clothes?
    Washer and dryer, sometimes hang up to dry
    Washboard/ clothesline
    Brand new high-efficiency washer and dryer
  • 14
    How many posters on your wall come from the cover of the TV Guide magazine?
    One or two from a magazine, but not from TV guide.
    None/ no posters on wall
    more than 2
  • 15
    Which of these is something you like to do (or would like to do - pick the closest answer)?
    Going online, hanging out.
    Hunting, mud bogging.
    Shopping, reading.