The Redneck Test

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Find out if you are a redneck, a blueblood, or just plain normal.

  • 1
    How many different animals live in your house? (if you have a tank full of little fish, count it as one)
    2-4
    more than 4
    0 - 1
  • 2
    How often do you go outside without shoes on?
    Don't wear them unless it's too cold out or I'm going somewhere where it's required.
    Never.
    Sometimes, like in the summer or if I'm too lazy to put shoes on.
  • 3
    Where do you like to go on vacation?
    Martha's Vineyard
    Gun-n-knife show or a car show
    The beach or an amusement park
  • 4
    How many windows in your house have curtains?
    Some have blinds/shutters.
    All of them.
    Not all of them...
  • 5
    If you have a dog, how much does it weigh? (but if you don't have one, think about how big a dog you *would* want)
    75 - 200 pounds (large)
    0 - 20 pounds (small)
    20 - 75 pounds (medium)
  • 6
    What kind of light do you have over your dinner table?
    Bud Light pool table light
    chandelier
    a ceiling fan/ normal light
  • 7
    How many of your bowls say "Cool Whip" on the side?
    Most of them
    None (or one or two)
    Why would a bowl say "Cool Whip" on it?
  • 8
    Who tells your mom to watch her language?
    No one, really...
    Truck drivers... sometimes the cops, too.
    I don't know, I never heard her swear.
  • 9
    How many of the appliances in your house have Clapper devices installed on them?
    None of them.
    Maybe one or two.
    Most of them.
  • 10
    What is "paprika"?
    Seasoning.
    A third-world country
    Something like salt or pepper, I guess.
  • 11
    What kind of shoes does your mom wear?
    High heels/ expensive shoes
    Sneakers?
    None or her house slippers
  • 12
    How many cousins do you have named "Bubba"?
    Who would ever name their child "Bubba"?
    More than 3
    Maybe one, but I don't think I ever met him....
  • 13
    How do you wash and dry your clothes?
    Brand new high-efficiency washer and dryer
    Washer and dryer, sometimes hang up to dry
    Washboard/ clothesline
  • 14
    How many posters on your wall come from the cover of the TV Guide magazine?
    None/ no posters on wall
    One or two from a magazine, but not from TV guide.
    more than 2
  • 15
    Which of these is something you like to do (or would like to do - pick the closest answer)?
    Hunting, mud bogging.
    Going online, hanging out.
    Shopping, reading.