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What are you doing? Are you typing random searches into google? Are you checking your mail for the 10th time today? Are you the only one on yahoo messenger right now? Have you been you wandering aimlessly around the internet all day, getting up only to go to the bathroom? Sounds like you have nothing better to do than take this quiz! It's totally random, but, be sure to give true answers about yourself, if you want your personality analyzed accurately! Now stop delaying! Take the funny quiz!

  • 1
    What if a Kung Fu chicken knocked on your door at 3:00 am in the morning and threw a deck of playing cards in your face for no reason and then ran away?
    I would chase the chicken down the road until I could hit him back!
    I would yawn, go back inside, and think I was having a dream.
    I would wonder how a chicken knew Kung Fu, and I would ask him to teach me!
    I would pull off my sock and put it in the refrigerator while laughing hysterically.
  • 2
    If you were jogging down the road one day and someone decided to pull off your purple wig and wear it, what would you do?
    you would say, "Please hand that right back, I have lice, you know!"
    I would say, "You like my wig, don't you?" "Keep it." "I'll get another one."
    Knock out their teeth and take back my wig!
    "Boolalaa!" "That is why ahahahahaha!" and then she smiled at the banana.
  • 3
    If the world was being taken over by an intelligent race of flying blue pigs, what would you do?
    I would fight them till every last one was dead or surrendered!
    I would become their leader, and I would make things like using the bathroom, talking, or being alive illegal.
    I would submit to their will. How could I stop a race of intelligent pigs anyway? With food?
    I would think up a creative strategy to manipulate them, turn them against each other, and defeat them.
  • 4
    If your teacher told you that using the bathroom was best done in public, what would you do?
    I would say, "I'm pretty sure most people need privacy when going to the bathroom."
    I would violently force her to use the bathroom in public, or in the classroom.
    I would say, "Gee, I didn't know that," and I would use the bathroom in public from then on.
    I would stand on top of my desk and rip my ear off and chew it up and throw it in the teacher's face.
  • 5
    What if a duck walked up to you one day as you were sitting on a park bench and told you his name was Bob?
    I would say, "My name is Bob too."
    I would say, "I didn't know ducks could talk!" "I learned something new today!" "Thanks Bob!"
    I would tell him to get away from me before he gets hurt because I didn't ask his name!
    I would climb on the duck and say, "Giddyup, Bob!" and we would transform into dinosaurs.
  • 6
    If you opened your refrigerator and found a laptop sitting on top of the pie you just baked, smashing it, what would you do?
    You would call for a family meeting and ask everyone why in the world was there a laptop on your pie?
    You would move the laptop off the pie, and bake another one.
    "Oh no!" "My pie!" you would shout angrily, hurling the laptop to the floor.
    You would put the pie on your computer desk, and you would attempt to eat the laptop.
  • 7
    Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as...
    the color white could be.
    the teeth I knocked out of that smart mouthed person that decided to mess with me the other day.
    the night sky, the ocean, blood, trees, cheese, peas, poolala!
  • 8
    If it was impossible to be alive, what would you do instead?
    get a sword and fight the grim reaper to the death.
    I really don't know, for I wouldn't exist.
    be alive using my magic yellow toilet pendant my mom gave me for my un-birthday.
  • 9
    If you were forced to change you name to Alice, what would you do?
    I would change my name to Alice.
    I would kill everybody in the world named Alice.
    I would chase the white rabbit, and have tea with the mad-hatter, and anger the queen.
    I would pretend to change my name to Alice.
  • 10
    If you were walking down the road, and suddenly, your left eyeball fell out and got rolled over by an 18-wheler, what would you do?
    I would get a knife and cut out the eyes of every 18-wheeler driver.
    I would run into the middle of the street and slurp up the smashed eye juice and continue walking down the road.
    I would say, "What a shame!" "I had such a beautiful (hazel) eye!"
    I would cry my right out, and have a glass eye put in place of the left one.
  • 11
    If there was a bright red door at your school that said, "Danger!" "Do not enter!" what would you do?
    I would ask someone what was behind the door, and maybe take a peek.
    I would continue walking and not look in that direction again.
    I would bust right through the door and hurt anyone who stood in my way!
    I would get a sledge hammer and a computer and place them on the floor by door and run to the core of the earth and say, "MORE!"
  • 12
    What would you do if the creator of this quiz asked you, "What did you think of this quiz?"
    I would tell them I liked the quiz, even if it was dumb.
    I would murder them if I could find them.
    I would give my honest opinion on the quiz.
    I would say, "Why didn't the hen go with her?" Two were supposed to go get him, to really, don't, I mean hahaha chizzle!"

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