You're Probably Bisexual If...

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This is an excerpt from the humor book "THE BISEXUAL'S GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE, Quips Tips & Lists for Those Who Go Both Ways" by Mike Szymanski and Nicole Kristal. Go to http://www.GuideBi.com or our My Space page, http://blog.myspace.com/bisexualsguide for more about the book, and other quizzes.

  • 1
    You feel unfulfilled spending time in just the gay scene or just the straight scene.
    You feel unfulfilled spending time in just the gay scene or just the straight scene.
     Yes
     No
  • 2
    You admire someone from the back, it turns out to be a different gender than you expected, and you dont mind.
    You admire someone from the back, it turns out to be a different gender than you expected, and you dont mind.
     Yes
     No
  • 3
    Youve defended or made excuses for bisexual celebrities who see spaceships, do drugs until theyre arrested, or wear vials of blood around their necks.
    Youve defended or made excuses for bisexual celebrities who see spaceships, do drugs until theyre arrested, or wear vials of blood around their neck
     Yes
     No
  • 4
    You enjoy watching both men and women during sex scenes in movies.
    You enjoy watching both men and women during sex scenes in movies.
     Yes
     No
  • 5
    Youve been naked with two or more people and liked it.
    Youve been naked with two or more people and liked it.
     Yes
     No
  • 6
    You follow all the sex scandals in the news involving outed politicians, then yell at the screen when they declare themselves gay despite their wives and children.
    You follow all the sex scandals in the news involving outed politicians, then yell at the screen when they declare themselves gay despite their wives
     Yes
     No
  • 7
    When you masturbate, both men and women pop into your fantasies.
    When you masturbate, both men and women pop into your fantasies.
     Yes
     No
  • 8
    You get depressed when you dont have any bisexual or gay friends.
    You get depressed when you dont have any bisexual or gay friends.
     Yes
     No
  • 9
    You went to the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show more than three times in college.
    You went to the midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show more than three times in college.
     Yes
     No
  • 10
    Youve rented or purchased a gay or bi porno and felt turned on despite the fake boobs, abnormally large erections, and the creepy people.
    Youve rented or purchased a gay or bi porno and felt turned on despite the fake boobs, abnormally large erections, and the creepy people.
     Yes
     No
  • 11
    You spell women with a y or girl with extra r sor know someone who does.
    You spell women with a y or girl with extra r sor know someone who does.
     Yes
     No
  • 12
    You dont care whether Gia labeled herself a lesbian or bisexual, just that Angelina played her in the movie, which you own.
    You dont care whether Gia labeled herself a lesbian or bisexual, just that Angelina played her in the movie, which you own.
     Yes
     No
  • 13
    You think the word polyamory sounds practical, not offensive.
    You think the word polyamory sounds practical, not offensive.
     Yes
     No
  • 14
    You never bought that the character Jenny on "The L Word" was gay.
    You never bought that the character Jenny on "The L Word" was gay.
     Yes
     No
  • 15
    You enjoy hugging your same-sex friends more than you should at times.
    You enjoy hugging your same-sex friends more than you should at times.
     Yes
     No
  • 16
    You started watching The O.C., Six Feet Under, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer box sets because you heard characters had gone bi, but upon watching lamented how all of them said they were gay or experimenting.
    You started watching The O.C., Six Feet Under, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer box sets because you heard characters had gone bi, but upon watching lamen
     Yes
     No
  • 17
    You read all of Anne Rices books until 2005 when she declared herself born-again, blaming her flagrantly bisexual novels on spiritual unrest.
    You read all of Anne Rices books until 2005 when she declared herself born-again, blaming her flagrantly bisexual novels on spiritual unrest.
     Yes
     No
  • 18
    You watch bad foreign and straight-to-video films because the back of the box boasts of love triangles.
    You watch bad foreign and straight-to-video films because the back of the box boasts of love triangles.
     Yes
     No
  • 19
    You argued with all of your friends about how 2005s Brokeback Mountain wasnt a gay cowboy movie, but a love story about two extremely hot bisexuals.
    You argued with all of your friends about how 2005s Brokeback Mountain wasnt a gay cowboy movie, but a love story about two extremely hot bisexuals.
     Yes
     No
  • 20
    You tell your friends that youre dating somebody, and they have to ask what gender the person is.
    You tell your friends that youre dating somebody, and they have to ask what gender the person is.
     Yes
     No