What kind of human/animal do you most resemble?

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  • 1
    What color is your hair?
    Black/Dark brown
    Brown/Light brown
  • 2
    What is your goal in life?
    To raise a rabid pack of rodents suffering from stupidity
    To walk around aimlessly with no purpose in life
    To be obnoxious and steal all of my other friends' stuff
    To take over the world MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  • 3
    If Earth was being attacked by aliens, what would you do?
    Shoot them but unfortunately there are no bullets
    Let my ignorant flock of rat children wander freely and annoy old people
    Nothing... I'd just stand by, watch and hope not to be blown up
  • 4
    What weapon would you use to fight off a group of natives that want to sacrifice you to a giant monkey?
    My huge nose
    I'd use my girlfriend as a shield
    I would BE the evil native!
    Peanut Butter Sandwiches
  • 5
    Do you like clowns?
    I look like one
  • 6
    What would you do if you were encountered by Frankenstein asking you to teach him how to talk?
    Stab him. Then get stabbed back.
    Get punched in the nose but not really feel it because my nose is already so cushioned
    Agree to it, but only on the condition that you will be paid and also become a chauffeur
    Say no and offer my kids... I know they wont survive... but hey, they are SO annoying
  • 7
    Frankenstein does not understand the difference between their, they're and there. You try to explain, but he goes into a rage and tries to kill you. You barely escape. What do you do?
    Ask his rich girlfriend for more money
    Attempt to run him over with a taxi
    Take the ignorant flock of rat children to Boston
    Go hang out with Buddhists in Cambodia
  • 8
    What would you do if your supposed master stabbed you?
    I would've blocked the knife with my faithful army of rats ready to die for me
    In the nose?
    Haunt him forever
    Get my girlfriend to turn back time and save me
  • 9
    What is your favorite animal?
  • 10
    Do you think I'm weird?
    How should I know
    No. I think you're totally normal.

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Izzy ( 40.57 )
Posted 308 days ago
I did this and I'm currently crying in fits of laughter, this is amazing and I am very happy right now. Best quiz I've ever taken! ­čśé