What pirate of the Caribbean are you?

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So find out what ship-sailing, booty-stealing pirate you are!

  • 1
    What's your favorite color? Don't kill me!
    Blue, the color of the sea.
    Red, like the blood pouring from my enemy's chest.
    Gold! Its like money!
  • 2
    What do you do in your spare time?
    Sail ships and steal booty.
    Steal anything, not just booty.
    Seduce hot pirates.
    Torture drowned sailors.
  • 3
    Do you have a girl (guy)?
    Yes! A hot one!
    Not since that b**** who forced me to carve out my own heart.
    No woman can look at me for more than a minute because of my ugliness.
    I have many, most of whom want to kill me.
  • 4
    Pick a quote.
    "The dichotomy of good and evil!"
    "I am the sea!"
    "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
    "Hide the rum!"
  • 5
    What's your favorite movie?
    Nothing brings me joy, although movies with torture and destruction amuse me.
    Any movie with hot guys.
    Pirates of the Caribbean.
  • 6
    Who's your crush?
    Crush? What crush?
    Johnny Depp.
    Haven't had one since that terrible day I carved out my own heart and put it in a box.
    Orlando Bloom.
  • 7
    Pick a word.
  • 8
    Are you good-looking?
    Unless you count having tentacles and claws for hands good-looking.
    I'm so beautiful, all the guys want me.
    No, I'm hideous, but I couldn't care less.
    Yes, quite.
  • 9
    What would you do if your girl/guy dumped you for the most popular girl/guy in school?
    Kill them both.
    Pop over to one of my other girl/boyfriend's house for a drink.
    Make them jealous by dating the hottest guy/girl you can find.
  • 10
    Did you like the quiz?
    NO! I shall force you to endure one hundred years of torture before throwing you into my locker for all eternity! Bwa ha haaa!
    It wasn't as fun as piracy but more fun than being caught by Davy Jones.
    Sure. Will you go out with me?
    "Yes." "No." "Yes." "No." Yes!" "NO!" "Shut up already Pintel!"

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