Are you a Slag Boy?

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20 Questions - Developed by: No Slag in 2007 - Developed on: - 10.144 taken - User Rating: 2.15 of 5.0 - 27 Votes

A slag boy is a narcissistic sociopath man whose limitless dimwittedness is surpassed only by his ability to live in a world where "If he has said it, then it must be true" rules. I made the mistake of marrying such a man and hope this quiz helps others to see the warning signs.

  • 1
    Do you look forward to spending time with your wife and kids?
  • 2
    Would you rather go to the bar, rather than directly home after work?
  • 3
    Do you make promises that you don’t keep?
  • 4
    Do you hesitate to tell the whole truth?
  • 5
    Do you think your wife is stupid?
  • 6
    Do you look forward to spending time at the bar with your buddies?
  • 7
    Do you insist that you only go to the bar 1 day a week, when in actuality, you go to the bar whenever you get the chance?
  • 8
    Do you call your lies, stretches… as in stretching the truth?
  • 9
    Do you frequently leave out facts when discussing things with your wife?
  • 10
    Do you smell like salami when you are sleeping off your hangover?
  • 11
    Do you burp loudly and say, “better out than in, better up than down”, rather than "excuse me"?
  • 12
    Do you accuse your wife of spending all your money?
  • 13
    Do you believe that the money you earn is yours, and the money that she earns when she is not taking care of the house and the children is .....also yours?
  • 14
    Do you consider your wife’s part time earnings your “drinking money?”
  • 15
    Do you believe you deserve to spend the day in bed after spending the night out drinking?
  • 16
    Do you take 6 – 8 hours to go to the store to get cigarettes?
  • 17
    Do you believe that telling your wife you are going to the store for milk, then returning 6 – 8 hours later without it, is normal?
  • 18
    Are you a state employee?
  • 19
    Do you believe that saying something makes it true?
  • 20
    Did you answer these questions the way you think they should be answered, but not necessarily as they apply to you?

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