How Gay Are You?

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25 Questions - Developed by: Zach - The quiz is developed on: - 170.549 taken - User Rating: 2.99 of 5.0 - 978 Votes

Take this test to see how much gayness pumps through your blood. Are you a flamer? Or just a pure straight person? We shall see!

  • 1
    When you first meet someone, what do you first notice?
    Their physical appearance.
    Their fashion sense.
    Their "great personality."
    Their eyes.
  • 2
    You answer the phone by saying:
    "I said 'Hello'".
    "So, like, oh my gosh, how are you?"
    "Hey, hey!":)
    "What up?"
  • 3
    When you have free time you:
    Doodle.
    Masturbate.
    Play Guitar.
    Dance.
  • 4
    The last time you were at a party, you:
    Sat in the corner like a little emo bitch and cried about how "hard your life is." (suck it up)
    Hit on every single person there. (of the opposite gender, of course)
    Played "truth or dare."
    Made a fool of yourself.
  • 5
    Members of the opposite sex generally think of you as:
    The greatest thing since sliced bread.
    Being hot, but a total douche.
    Fabulous!
    A whore, giving it and taking it when ever "it" is around you.
  • 6
    Your drink of choice?
    Mountain Dew
    Red Bull
    Zima!
    Evian, because it's delicious and good for your figure.
  • 7
    If you had one day left to live, you would:
    Do something crazy, probably illegal.
    Thank everyone in your life who has helped you.
    Have your way with whoever you wanted.
    Do charity work.
  • 8
    When alone, you:
    Call someone hot, make them sweat!
    Play video games.
    Touch yourself... And cry.
    Talk to your imaginary friend.
  • 9
    For "protection" you would use:
    Kind words.
    A gun.
    Your mother, because she's the only one who will stick up for you.
    A condom.
  • 10
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
    Around 5 pounds.
    What the hell's a wood chuck, like a gay beaver or something?
    A lot.
    11 inches of man wood.... I'll chuck it too!
  • 11
    If you were asked to watch a baby for a day, you would:
    Take it baby clothes shopping.
    Teach it to talk like a pirate.
    Change its diaper... More than needed... Are you looking at baby genitals?
    Loose the kid. I mean, come on, it needs to grow up not being a pussy, so it can tough it out on the streets alone.
  • 12
    Which are cooler?
    Pirates
    Ninjas
    Jews
  • 13
    Just between you and me, your favorite movie below is:
    The Matrix
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    The Notebook
    Zoo Lander
  • 14
    Which quote below best pertains to you?
    "I like it anywhere you'll stick it."
    "I WILL PWN JUU NOOB!11!1!"
    "Deliveries in the rear."
    "What up, bitch!"
  • 15
    You can beat Guitar Hero on:
    Hard
    Expert
    Easy
    Medium
  • 16
    You listen to:
    Rap
    Underground
    Rock
    Pop
  • 17
    When asked about your wardrobe, you say:
    "I didn't care whether it was clean or not, at least I'm not naked... Yet."
    "I look fabulous."
    "Whatever, it was clean."
  • 18
    When I say "queer," you say?
    "Oh! Me too... I mean..."
    "Looks like "queen," which is a kick ass band."
    "Where? We're going to have us a fag-drag."
  • 19
    The best way to get someone to like you:
    Stalking them.
    Styling their hair.
    Complimenting them.
    Bragging.
  • 20
    Pick a number below. Don't pick the wrong one.
    It be Q!
    3
    11
    69
  • 21
    The first thing you do in the morning is:
    Go back to bed...
    Your hair.
    Match your socks with your purse.
    Call a loved one.
  • 22
    Your come-back is usually:
    "Yeah... Wait, were you saying something?"
    "You savage! Meany!"
    "Your mom!"
    "That's what SHE said!"
  • 23
    Your internet connection is:
    Wireless
    Cable.
    AOL
    You steal it from a neighbour.
  • 24
    When you close your eyes, you see:
    God.
    The inside of your eyelids.
    Hot chicks, dude!
    Satan.
    Men in tights.
  • 25
    This is the last question. If you could do whatever you wanted, right now, you would:
    Have sex.
    Sleep.
    Chat with friends.
    None of the above.
    Number 4.