How Gay Are You?

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25 Questions - Developed by: Zach - The quiz is developed on: - 135565 taken - User Rating: 2.99 of 5.0 - 975 Votes

Take this test to see how much gayness pumps through your blood. Are you a flamer? Or just a pure straight person? We shall see!

  • 1
    When you first meet someone, what do you first notice?
    Their "great personality."
    Their physical appearance.
    Their fashion sense.
    Their eyes.
  • 2
    You answer the phone by saying:
    "So, like, oh my gosh, how are you?"
    "What up?"
    "I said 'Hello'".
    "Hey, hey!":)
  • 3
    When you have free time you:
    Dance.
    Doodle.
    Masturbate.
    Play Guitar.
  • 4
    The last time you were at a party, you:
    Made a fool of yourself.
    Sat in the corner like a little emo bitch and cried about how "hard your life is." (suck it up)
    Hit on every single person there. (of the opposite gender, of course)
    Played "truth or dare."
  • 5
    Members of the opposite sex generally think of you as:
    A whore, giving it and taking it when ever "it" is around you.
    Fabulous!
    Being hot, but a total douche.
    The greatest thing since sliced bread.
  • 6
    Your drink of choice?
    Mountain Dew
    Zima!
    Red Bull
    Evian, because it's delicious and good for your figure.
  • 7
    If you had one day left to live, you would:
    Do charity work.
    Do something crazy, probably illegal.
    Thank everyone in your life who has helped you.
    Have your way with whoever you wanted.
  • 8
    When alone, you:
    Play video games.
    Touch yourself... And cry.
    Talk to your imaginary friend.
    Call someone hot, make them sweat!
  • 9
    For "protection" you would use:
    A condom.
    A gun.
    Your mother, because she's the only one who will stick up for you.
    Kind words.
  • 10
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
    11 inches of man wood.... I'll chuck it too!
    Around 5 pounds.
    A lot.
    What the hell's a wood chuck, like a gay beaver or something?
  • 11
    If you were asked to watch a baby for a day, you would:
    Loose the kid. I mean, come on, it needs to grow up not being a pussy, so it can tough it out on the streets alone.
    Teach it to talk like a pirate.
    Take it baby clothes shopping.
    Change its diaper... More than needed... Are you looking at baby genitals?
  • 12
    Which are cooler?
    Ninjas
    Jews
    Pirates
  • 13
    Just between you and me, your favorite movie below is:
    The Matrix
    Zoo Lander
    The Notebook
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
  • 14
    Which quote below best pertains to you?
    "What up, bitch!"
    "I WILL PWN JUU NOOB!11!1!"
    "I like it anywhere you'll stick it."
    "Deliveries in the rear."
  • 15
    You can beat Guitar Hero on:
    Expert
    Hard
    Medium
    Easy
  • 16
    You listen to:
    Underground
    Rock
    Rap
    Pop
  • 17
    When asked about your wardrobe, you say:
    "I didn't care whether it was clean or not, at least I'm not naked... Yet."
    "I look fabulous."
    "Whatever, it was clean."
  • 18
    When I say "queer," you say?
    "Looks like "queen," which is a kick ass band."
    "Oh! Me too... I mean..."
    "Where? We're going to have us a fag-drag."
  • 19
    The best way to get someone to like you:
    Stalking them.
    Styling their hair.
    Bragging.
    Complimenting them.
  • 20
    Pick a number below. Don't pick the wrong one.
    3
    69
    11
    It be Q!
  • 21
    The first thing you do in the morning is:
    Your hair.
    Match your socks with your purse.
    Go back to bed...
    Call a loved one.
  • 22
    Your come-back is usually:
    "You savage! Meany!"
    "Yeah... Wait, were you saying something?"
    "Your mom!"
    "That's what SHE said!"
  • 23
    Your internet connection is:
    AOL
    Cable.
    Wireless
    You steal it from a neighbour.
  • 24
    When you close your eyes, you see:
    The inside of your eyelids.
    Hot chicks, dude!
    God.
    Men in tights.
    Satan.
  • 25
    This is the last question. If you could do whatever you wanted, right now, you would:
    Chat with friends.
    Number 4.
    Sleep.
    Have sex.
    None of the above.