How Gay Are You?

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Take this test to see how much gayness pumps through your blood. Are you a flamer? Or just a pure straight person? We shall see!

  • 1
    When you first meet someone, what do you first notice?
    Their physical appearance.
    Their "great personality."
    Their fashion sense.
    Their eyes.
  • 2
    You answer the phone by saying:
    "Hey, hey!":)
    "What up?"
    "I said 'Hello'".
    "So, like, oh my gosh, how are you?"
  • 3
    When you have free time you:
    Doodle.
    Play Guitar.
    Dance.
    Masturbate.
  • 4
    The last time you were at a party, you:
    Sat in the corner like a little emo bitch and cried about how "hard your life is." (suck it up)
    Played "truth or dare."
    Hit on every single person there. (of the opposite gender, of course)
    Made a fool of yourself.
  • 5
    Members of the opposite sex generally think of you as:
    A whore, giving it and taking it when ever "it" is around you.
    Fabulous!
    The greatest thing since sliced bread.
    Being hot, but a total douche.
  • 6
    Your drink of choice?
    Red Bull
    Evian, because it's delicious and good for your figure.
    Mountain Dew
    Zima!
  • 7
    If you had one day left to live, you would:
    Thank everyone in your life who has helped you.
    Do charity work.
    Have your way with whoever you wanted.
    Do something crazy, probably illegal.
  • 8
    When alone, you:
    Touch yourself... And cry.
    Call someone hot, make them sweat!
    Play video games.
    Talk to your imaginary friend.
  • 9
    For "protection" you would use:
    Your mother, because she's the only one who will stick up for you.
    A gun.
    A condom.
    Kind words.
  • 10
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
    Around 5 pounds.
    11 inches of man wood.... I'll chuck it too!
    What the hell's a wood chuck, like a gay beaver or something?
    A lot.
  • 11
    If you were asked to watch a baby for a day, you would:
    Change its diaper... More than needed... Are you looking at baby genitals?
    Loose the kid. I mean, come on, it needs to grow up not being a pussy, so it can tough it out on the streets alone.
    Teach it to talk like a pirate.
    Take it baby clothes shopping.
  • 12
    Which are cooler?
    Pirates
    Ninjas
    Jews
  • 13
    Just between you and me, your favorite movie below is:
    The Notebook
    The Matrix
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Zoo Lander
  • 14
    Which quote below best pertains to you?
    "I WILL PWN JUU NOOB!11!1!"
    "What up, bitch!"
    "Deliveries in the rear."
    "I like it anywhere you'll stick it."
  • 15
    You can beat Guitar Hero on:
    Easy
    Expert
    Hard
    Medium
  • 16
    You listen to:
    Underground
    Rock
    Rap
    Pop
  • 17
    When asked about your wardrobe, you say:
    "Whatever, it was clean."
    "I look fabulous."
    "I didn't care whether it was clean or not, at least I'm not naked... Yet."
  • 18
    When I say "queer," you say?
    "Where? We're going to have us a fag-drag."
    "Oh! Me too... I mean..."
    "Looks like "queen," which is a kick ass band."
  • 19
    The best way to get someone to like you:
    Stalking them.
    Styling their hair.
    Complimenting them.
    Bragging.
  • 20
    Pick a number below. Don't pick the wrong one.
    11
    It be Q!
    3
    69
  • 21
    The first thing you do in the morning is:
    Match your socks with your purse.
    Your hair.
    Call a loved one.
    Go back to bed...
  • 22
    Your come-back is usually:
    "You savage! Meany!"
    "Your mom!"
    "That's what SHE said!"
    "Yeah... Wait, were you saying something?"
  • 23
    Your internet connection is:
    Cable.
    Wireless
    You steal it from a neighbour.
    AOL
  • 24
    When you close your eyes, you see:
    Hot chicks, dude!
    The inside of your eyelids.
    Men in tights.
    God.
    Satan.
  • 25
    This is the last question. If you could do whatever you wanted, right now, you would:
    Have sex.
    Chat with friends.
    Sleep.
    None of the above.
    Number 4.

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