How Gay Are You?

Developed by: Zach

Take this test to see how much gayness pumps through your blood. Are you a flamer? Or just a pure straight person? We shall see!

Question 1: When you first meet someone, what do you first notice?

	Their fashion sense.
	Their "great personality."
	Their physical appearance.
	Their eyes.

Question 2: You answer the phone by saying:

	"I said 'Hello'".
	"So, like, oh my gosh, how are you?"
	"What up?"
	"Hey, hey!":)

Question 3: When you have free time you:

	Doodle.
	Play Guitar.
	Masturbate.
	Dance.

Question 4: The last time you were at a party, you:

	Hit on every single person there. (of the opposite gender, of course)
	Played "truth or dare."
	Made a fool of yourself.
	Sat in the corner like a little emo bitch and cried about how "hard your life is." (suck it up)

Question 5: Members of the opposite sex generally think of you as:

	Fabulous!
	Being hot, but a total douche.
	The greatest thing since sliced bread.
	A whore, giving it and taking it when ever "it" is around you.

Question 6: Your drink of choice?

	Red Bull
	Zima!
	Evian, because it's delicious and good for your figure.
	Mountain Dew

Question 7: If you had one day left to live, you would:

	Do something crazy, probably illegal.
	Do charity work.
	Have your way with whoever you wanted.
	Thank everyone in your life who has helped you.

Question 8: When alone, you:

	Touch yourself... And cry.
	Talk to your imaginary friend.
	Play video games.
	Call someone hot, make them sweat!

Question 9: For "protection" you would use:

	Kind words.
	Your mother, because she's the only one who will stick up for you.
	A gun.
	A condom.

Question 10: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

	A lot.
	What the hell's a wood chuck, like a gay beaver or something?
	11 inches of man wood.... I'll chuck it too!
	Around 5 pounds.

Question 11: If you were asked to watch a baby for a day, you would:

	Teach it to talk like a pirate.
	Take it baby clothes shopping.
	Change its diaper... More than needed... Are you looking at baby genitals?
	Loose the kid. I mean, come on, it needs to grow up not being a pussy, so it can tough it out on the streets alone.

Question 12: Which are cooler?

	Ninjas
	Jews
	Pirates

Question 13: Just between you and me, your favorite movie below is:

	Zoo Lander
	The Notebook
	Shaving Ryan's Privates
	The Matrix

Question 14: Which quote below best pertains to you?

	"What up, bitch!"
	"I like it anywhere you'll stick it."
	"I WILL PWN JUU NOOB!11!1!"
	"Deliveries in the rear."

Question 15: You can beat Guitar Hero on:

	Expert
	Hard
	Easy
	Medium

Question 16: You listen to:

	Rap
	Underground
	Rock
	Pop

Question 17: When asked about your wardrobe, you say:

	"I look fabulous."
	"Whatever, it was clean."
	"I didn't care whether it was clean or not, at least I'm not naked... Yet."

Question 18: When I say "queer," you say?

	"Oh! Me too... I mean..."
	"Looks like "queen," which is a kick ass band."
	"Where? We're going to have us a fag-drag."

Question 19: The best way to get someone to like you:

	Stalking them.
	Styling their hair.
	Bragging.
	Complimenting them.

Question 20: Pick a number below. Don't pick the wrong one.

	It be Q!
	69
	3
	11

Question 21: The first thing you do in the morning is:

	Your hair.
	Go back to bed...
	Call a loved one.
	Match your socks with your purse.

Question 22: Your come-back is usually:

	"Your mom!"
	"Yeah... Wait, were you saying something?"
	"You savage! Meany!"
	"That's what SHE said!"

Question 23: Your internet connection is:

	Cable.
	Wireless
	You steal it from a neighbour.
	AOL

Question 24: When you close your eyes, you see:

	The inside of your eyelids.
	Hot chicks, dude!
	Satan.
	God.
	Men in tights.

Question 25: This is the last question. If you could do whatever you wanted, right now, you would:

	Chat with friends.
	Have sex.
	Number 4.
	None of the above.
	Sleep.

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