Are an annoying Harry Potter fan?

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I like to annoy the crap out of my siblings because they dislike HP. Are you just as annoying as me?

  • 1
    You relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.
    You relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.
  • 2
    You quote Dobby
    You quote Dobby
  • 3
    You randomly sing the HP sorting hat songs
    You randomly sing the HP sorting hat songs
  • 4
    You make them play Quidittch with you
    You make them play Quidittch with you
  • 5
    You change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.
    You change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.
  • 6
    You attempt to apparatus
    You attempt to apparatus
  • 7
    You always speak with a British accent - especially if you are not British (unlike me)
    You always speak with a British accent - especially if you are not British (unlike me)
  • 8
    You draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.
    You draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.
  • 9
    You constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too...refuse to explain what a thestral is.
    You constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too...refuse to explain what a thestral is.
  • 10
    You recognize these question type things from Mugglenet.com
    You recognize these question type things from Mugglenet.com
  • 11
    You say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food
    You say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food
  • 12
    You pretend you can do magic
    You pretend you can do magic
  • 13
    You constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves
    You constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves
  • 14
    You complain loudly about how your pictures don't move and you tap them repeatedly with your wand until they do.
  • 15
    Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice
    Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice
  • 16
    If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner
    If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner
  • 17
    You walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What! I'm look for the Room of Requirements! I'm going to be late for the D.A. meeting!"
    You walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What! I'm look for the Room o
  • 18
    You quote Potter Puppet Pals
    You quote Potter Puppet Pals
  • 19
    You think Neil Cicierega is the hottest HP super fan ever
    You think Neil Cicierega is the hottest HP super fan ever
  • 20
    If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2
    If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2
  • 21
    You start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
    You start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.
  • 22
    You point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."
    You point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."
  • 23
    You end every conversation and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
    You end every conversation and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"
  • 24
    If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.
  • 25
    You point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice
    You point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice
  • 26
    If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
    If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
  • 27
    When your friend is checking sports scores, you ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidittch match
    When your friend is checking sports scores, you ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidittch match
  • 28
    If they refuse or don't know what you're talking about, you complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.
    If they refuse or don't know what you're talking about, you complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Canno
  • 29
    You say "Knock, knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain
  • 30
    You speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.
    You speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't
  • 31
    Last one: you walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

    Last one: you walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look. If they say yes,

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