How Canadian Are You?

Well, recently, there has been an overflow of Canadians roaming the net. Take this quiz to find out about how Canadian you are.

Please note, this is all just a joke.

Question	Yes	No

1. Are you stupid?
2. Do you enjoy the presence of the same sex?
3. Do you ever talk to other Canadians?
4. Are you in relations with another Canadian?
5. Do you enjoy playing sports that aren't based on your area?
6. Are you a perfectionist?
7. Can you tell Canadians from other people?
8. Do you know who the Canadian president is?
9. Do you think that your cousin is pretty/handsome?
10. Do you think that ham is the same thing as bacon?
11. Do you ever pay in pennies?
12. Do you enjoy Pokemon?
13. Is your name Patrick/Patty?
14. Do you apply purple lipstick to your lips?
15. Do you enjoy knock jokes?