Fake IQ Test

  1. Developed by: Random Person

Are you ready for the stupidest IQ test ever invented? Here it is! (Note: This quiz is not suitable for serious people. Do not take the results seriously.)

Question 1: There are three crayons placed side by side. A red, a green, and a blue. The red is placed in the centre, the green on the left, and the blue on the right. Which one would you look at first?
Red
Blue
Green

Question 2: Do you drool when you walk?
YES!
Maybe...
Of course not!

Question 3: What's 1+1? (Note: remember that this quiz isn't serious! *hint* *hint*)
2
1+1 what?
11

Question 4: What's the opposite of up?
Up...?
It depends on the way you look at it.
Down of course! What kind of idiot do you think I am!

Question 5: You're halfway there!
We're actually not halfway there, because since there are an even number of questions, there's no whole number halfway point.
Yay!
What does half mean?

Question 6: The anagram TAC when rearranged, spells what?
Cat
Act
Tac! Duh!

Question 7: Which of the following do not belong?: Dog, cheese, magic wand.
Uh... Magic wand?
CHEESE!
Huh?

Question 8: What word has "kst" in the middle, in the beginning, and in the end?
There's no word idiot!
kstkstkst
Inkstand

Question 9: How do you pronounce the word "tomato?"
Toe-mah-toe
Poe-tay-toe
Toe-may-toe

Question 10: How did you like this quiz?
I thought it was stupid.
CHEESE!
It was an insult to my superior intelligence.

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