The Intoxication Quiz

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10 Questions - Developed by: TacoLlama - Developed on: - 5.541 taken - User Rating: 2 of 5.0 - 11 Votes

Have you ever wondered if intoxication is just a feel good buzz or a state of complete insanity? Well now you can find out. Take this quiz to see how alcohol really effects you.

  • 1
    Let's say you wake up in a ditch, what do you first realize?
    Hey, I dropped my beer.
    Where is my car?
    Pretty lights.
    Hey, I'm hungry.
  • 2
    What is your cat's name?
    Cheese pudding. But what does this have to do with being drunk?
    What cat?
  • 3
    When is your favorite time to drink?
    When my head demons start fighting.
    When I am stupid enough to stop.
  • 4
    How often have you been arrested for parking across two lanes on the freeway because you wanted to take a nap?
    I can't count that high.
    Once or twice.
    50 or 183.
    Which freeway?
  • 5
    What does 2+2 equal?
    5..7..94...I don't know, that wasn't fair they told me there would be no Spanish questions.
    Egg McMuffin.
  • 6
    Are you taking a sobriety test right now as you are doing this?
    How did you know?
    I'm still hungry.
  • 7
    How many times have you failed this quiz?
    This would be the fifteenth.
    What we talking about again?
  • 8
    Do you love beer more than your mother?
    A little.
    Miller Lite.
  • 9
    How many times did you fail the alphabet quiz?
    I got as high as E.
    One hundred and fifty-seven times.
  • 10
    Did you enjoy this quiz?
    I failed again.
    Go Die.
    What quiz I've been drinking for the last hour?

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