Are you being... *gasp* STALKED! *how did you know...*

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Have you ever wondered if someone was out there? Did you ever get the feeling like you were being watched? Well, you probably are. But have you ever wondered if someone was stalking you? And if so, what was watching you late at night or while you read crappy thriller novels? Find out here.

  • 1
    Ahh, what a beautiful morning. You wake up one lovely Saturday morning at the crack of dawn (unlikely). It is mid-summer, the windows have been thrown open, and sunlight streams into your window. As you open one sleepy but well-rested eye (unlikely), what do you see in the window?
    Balls of brown fluff gently falling to the ground.
    Random bits of wire laying on the windowsill in a massive heap.
    A weird mist. *Hm, thought I turned that fog machine off after the seance last night...*
    An inhaler and what appears to be a piece of a calculator.
    A tree, birds greeting the morning, the usual
  • 2
    You are having a luau. When Uncle Chuck decides to snap a few pictures of drunken Aunt Bessie and Granny Agnes swaying haphazardly to an old Hawaiian standard (while you look on, horrified), what appears in the background of the pictures?
    A pair of taped glasses falling to the ground as what appears to be a bush trying to flee the scene.
    Two chipmunks attacking each other, seemingly fighting over a wedge of Gouda cheese. ooh, gourmet
    Sparks flying somewhere in the distance.
    the rest of the luau scenery: tiki torches, grass skirts, fat Uncle Cletus in a coconut bra... *shudders*
    A flash of light that looks vaguely like an ominous face.
  • 3
    You go to get the mail and discover that for the fourth time in the past week, you have gotten the wrong person's mail: a Ms./Mr. B. U. Teeful. It's not your mail, so you do not open it. However, what is the sender's name?
    Mr./Ms. B. Ware
    Fur B. Friend
    Mr. U. R. Maqueen
    Michael McDuffy
    Mr. I. Luvurnuts
  • 4
    It is Valentine's Day, or as people without dates call it Single's Awareness Day. There's a knock on your front door. You open it and find:
    It is Valentine's Day, or as people without dates call it Single's Awareness Day. There's a knock on your front door. You open it and f
    A black rose.
    A container full of various mixed nuts. *ooh, cashews.*
    Several posies with a poem that reads, "When I play D&D, there's an elf I want to be. I call him Yours. Please sail with me across Magic Shores. Be Mine!"
    A package from UPS
    A toolbox filled with fake eyelashes. *WHAT!*
  • 5
    While walking home from the park late one night (yeah, right), you stroll down the street, but suddenly, you hear an odd noise. What is it?
    While walking home from the park late one night (yeah, right), you stroll down the street, but suddenly, you hear an odd noise. What is it?
    A voice that says, "Me sleep bow."
    Shallow breathing with sporadic snorting.
    High-pitched squeaks and random scratching.
    The meowing of a distraught cat.
    Heavy, ominous breathing.
  • 6
    From question 5, when the noise stops, the source of the sound appears. What is it?
    From question 5, when the noise stops, the source of the sound appears. What is it?
    A blur of rodent activity,
    A man/girl trying to sprint across the street. The person trips once, yells "Oh, crabnoodles" and gets up to run again.
    Nothing comes out.
    A strange mist. *Did I leave that darn machine on again?*
    A cat trying to find its way home.
  • 7
    You are sitting in a restaurant/bar and the waitress brings something that you did not order over to your table. She says it was the person at the end of the counter. You look, but there's no one there. You look back to the item that was brought, what is it?
    You are sitting in a restaurant/bar and the waitress brings something that you did not order over to your table. She says it was the person at the end
    A Bloody Mary.
    More nuts!
    Wires covered in spaghetti sauce. *WHAT!*
    A piece of horribly expensive dessert.
    A glass of soy milk.
  • 8
    Someone sends you a DVD, what is it?
    Someone sends you a DVD, what is it?
    An advertisement for robotic animal toys, that apparently sing and dance in 5 different languages. *Muy bueno!*
    A couple of "The Hitcher"
    Dramatic Chipmunk video from YOUTUBE.
    A home video from Uncle Chuck. *I am not watching this...*
    A pirated copy of "The Lord of the Rings." To be more exact, it's only the scenes between Aragorn and Arwen. Well, all the ones in which Arwen doesn't cry,
  • 9
    It's a cold winter's day, and you've just come home from the store, trying to find the perfect gift for Granny Agnes. *She wanted something with a leopard print, but you just couldn't bring yourself to do it.* You're unlocking the front door and see that someone has written a message in the frost on the door. What does it say?
    It's a cold winter's day, and you've just come home from the store, trying to find the perfect gift for Granny Agnes. *She wanted somet
    You are my goddess.
    Random scribbles that must mean something, but you cannot discern it.
    One long streak that looks like a wire. *WHAT!*
    *Expletive* you, *expletive*!
    Beware the mist. *I know, if I keep leaving that darn thing on...*
  • 10
    Someone has been going through your mail and stealing things. What do they steal?
    Someone has been going through your mail and stealing things. What do they steal?
    Your coupons.
    Toolbox full of fake eyelashes. *WHAT?*
    A jar of mixed nuts. *Wait, who's sending me mixed nuts? Granny Agnes!*
    Your magazines. (You get them back eventually but all the pictures of attractive men/women have been drooled on.)
    Your birthday cards.
  • 11
    You are de-icing your freezer and happen upon a dish from the grand ole days of 1997. What is the dish?
    You are de-icing your freezer and happen upon a dish from the grand ole days of 1997. What is the dish?
    Wires with spaghetti sauce. *WHAT?*
    Old meatloaf. *Smells like Granny Agnes... hm, looks like her too.*
    Soy cubes. *I'm not lactose intolerant...*
    Is that a head!
    Mixed nuts. *ooh, a pecan*
  • 12
    You are taking your clothing to Mr. McDuffy's Laundry Mat. You know you had an even amount of socks, but when folding them, you discover you are missing one. Instead, you are left with a note. What does it say?
    You are taking your clothing to Mr. McDuffy's Laundry Mat. You know you had an even amount of socks, but when folding them, you discover you are
    It's a receipt from Wal-mart.
    Thanks! I'll cherish it always. This amazing object of blue cotton that is so lucky to touch thy feet!
    I will be using this to plot your demise.
    Random scribbles and a bad drawing of a sock. *I have 5 toes, thank you.*
    A piece of wire taped to green construction paper with a burn hole in the middle. *WHAT!*
  • 13
    You are going to pick up your General Tso's chicken at Gong Li's Chinese Emporium and Food Place. When you walk in, Gong Li greets you saying, "Ooh, Miss/Mister Person! You here just yesterday! I see you face!" What does she mean?
    You are going to pick up your General Tso's chicken at Gong Li's Chinese Emporium and Food Place. When you walk in, Gong Li greets you sayin
    You got food a few days ago.
    Someone carrying a voodoo doll that looks shockingly like you picked up pot stickers last Tuesday.
    A little seizuring creature carrying your picture happened to walk in.
    Someone had a t-shirt with your fact on it.
    Tiny ninjas attacked GLCEaFP.
  • 14
    Which of these appeals the most to you? Don't worry, it's not weird.
    Which of these appeals the most to you? Don't worry, it's not weird.
    A calculator.
    A jar of mixed nuts. *ooh, a toasted almond*
    Attractive men/women.
    Massive piles of dead bodies floating into the abyss. Complete with creepy mist. *That darn fog machine...*
    Random wires covered in spaghetti sauce. *WHAT!*
  • 15
    You have been attacked by a flying missile, called a koosh ball. When you come to and find yourself lying on the ground with a being standing over you, what is this being?
    You have been attacked by a flying missile, called a koosh ball. When you come to and find yourself lying on the ground with a being standing over you
    The creepy goth kid down the street in the house that's always dark and stormy. *His name's really Rick*
    Aunt Bessie and Granny Agnes (complete with leopard prints outfits)
    That person who just won't leave you alone. You know, that one who plays D&D every night instead of Poker?
    A beeping, flashing, seizuring... thing... *ooh, a mystery*
    A hungry looking chipmunk. *screams*