Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
    Slightly built
    Average Joe
    A twig with hair
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    I'm a pussy
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Barricade your place
    Help restore order
    Flee the city/town
    Join the rioters
    Check on family and friends
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Find a weapon and practice
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
    Find a safe place
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
    Looking for a good sniping point
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    I flip off enemy officers
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    Peeing on enemy corpses
    Pull back to a safe place
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
    Flinch at every sound
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Find a safe place to plot
    leave the area
    Find some allies
    Shoot everything in sight
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Fire warning shots
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
    Pass them some bullets
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    Church-God will protect us...right?
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    School-various designs, may have food
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Ask your friends to help find them
    Think the situation over
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Immediately fight your way to your family
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Grenade. Enough said.
    Leave. Not worth it
    Assault rifle with a grenade
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
  • 14
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Try to bury them with respect
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    Beat the crap out of 'em
    Save the people. What else?
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    Avenge my family
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    What the hell?
    He/she loves me?
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
    He/she likes me?
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Kill them and steal their supplies
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Tell the others
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    If they will follow, I will lead
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    I run away
    Who else?
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Guerrilla warfare
    Psychological warfare
    War of attrition
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    I wait for my friends to save me
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
    They don't get a thing from me
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
    Spread out and attack
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Settle down with significant other
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
    Join the army, kick some ass
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    More Halo!
    Nah, it was cool
    Yeah, but it was good
    Nice knowing you were alive
    Yes, you sick bastard