Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    Average Joe
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
    Slightly built
    A twig with hair
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I'm a pussy
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Help restore order
    Barricade your place
    Flee the city/town
    Check on family and friends
    Join the rioters
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a safe place
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Find a weapon and practice
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
    Looking for a good sniping point
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I flip off enemy officers
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Flinch at every sound
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
    Peeing on enemy corpses
    Pull back to a safe place
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Hide...again
    leave the area
    Find a safe place to plot
    Shoot everything in sight
    Find some allies
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Fire warning shots
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Pass them some bullets
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    Church-God will protect us...right?
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    School-various designs, may have food
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
    Think the situation over
    Immediately fight your way to your family
    Ask your friends to help find them
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
    Assault rifle with a grenade
    Grenade. Enough said.
    Leave. Not worth it
    BAZOOKA!
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Try to bury them with respect
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    Save the people. What else?
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    Avenge my family
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Beat the crap out of 'em
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    He/she loves me?
    What the hell?
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
    He/she likes me?
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
    Kill them and steal their supplies
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Tell the others
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
    Who else?
    If they will follow, I will lead
    I run away
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Fear-mongering
    War of attrition
    Bombing
    Psychological warfare
    Guerrilla warfare
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    They don't get a thing from me
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    I wait for my friends to save me
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    Spread out and attack
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    Cry
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Join the army, kick some ass
    Settle down with significant other
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    Yes, you sick bastard
    Yeah, but it was good
    Nah, it was cool
    Nice knowing you were alive
    More Halo!