Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    Average Joe
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
    A twig with hair
    Slightly built
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I'm a pussy
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Check on family and friends
    Help restore order
    Barricade your place
    Join the rioters
    Flee the city/town
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a safe place
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Find a weapon and practice
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
    Looking for a good sniping point
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
    I flip off enemy officers
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Pull back to a safe place
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
    Peeing on enemy corpses
    Flinch at every sound
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    leave the area
    Find a safe place to plot
    Shoot everything in sight
    Find some allies
    Hide...again
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Fire warning shots
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Pass them some bullets
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    School-various designs, may have food
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    Church-God will protect us...right?
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Ask your friends to help find them
    Think the situation over
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
    Immediately fight your way to your family
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Grenade. Enough said.
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
    Leave. Not worth it
    BAZOOKA!
    Assault rifle with a grenade
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    Try to bury them with respect
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    Avenge my family
    Beat the crap out of 'em
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Save the people. What else?
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    What the hell?
    He/she loves me?
    He/she likes me?
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Kill them and steal their supplies
    Tell the others
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
    Who else?
    If they will follow, I will lead
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    I run away
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Psychological warfare
    Fear-mongering
    Bombing
    War of attrition
    Guerrilla warfare
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    They don't get a thing from me
    I wait for my friends to save me
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    Cry
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
    Spread out and attack
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
    Settle down with significant other
    Join the army, kick some ass
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    Nice knowing you were alive
    Yes, you sick bastard
    More Halo!
    Nah, it was cool
    Yeah, but it was good