Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
    Average Joe
    Slightly built
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
    A twig with hair
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I'm a pussy
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Barricade your place
    Join the rioters
    Flee the city/town
    Check on family and friends
    Help restore order
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Find a weapon and practice
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a safe place
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    Looking for a good sniping point
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
    I flip off enemy officers
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Peeing on enemy corpses
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Flinch at every sound
    Pull back to a safe place
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Find some allies
    leave the area
    Shoot everything in sight
    Find a safe place to plot
    Hide...again
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Fire warning shots
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Pass them some bullets
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    Church-God will protect us...right?
    School-various designs, may have food
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Think the situation over
    Immediately fight your way to your family
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
    Ask your friends to help find them
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Grenade. Enough said.
    BAZOOKA!
    Leave. Not worth it
    Assault rifle with a grenade
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
    Try to bury them with respect
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    Raid my uncle's fridge
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    Avenge my family
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Save the people. What else?
    Beat the crap out of 'em
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    What the hell?
    He/she likes me?
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
    He/she loves me?
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Tell the others
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Kill them and steal their supplies
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
    I run away
    If they will follow, I will lead
    Who else?
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Guerrilla warfare
    Bombing
    War of attrition
    Fear-mongering
    Psychological warfare
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    They don't get a thing from me
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
    I wait for my friends to save me
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
    Cry
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    Spread out and attack
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
    Join the army, kick some ass
    Settle down with significant other
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    Nice knowing you were alive
    Yeah, but it was good
    More Halo!
    Yes, you sick bastard
    Nah, it was cool

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