Will you survive an enemy invasion?

Developed by: Franky D.

Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

Question 1: How would you describe your build?

	Slightly built
	I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
	Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
	A twig with hair
	Average Joe

Question 2: How vicious can you get?

	GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
	I'm a pussy
	I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
	If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
	I dump people in the sewage for fun

Question 3: One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:

	Check on family and friends
	Barricade your place
	Join the rioters
	Help restore order
	Flee the city/town

Question 4: Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?

	Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
	Find a safe place
	Find a weapon and practice
	GET. OUT. NOW.
	Lock doors and obstruct the windows

Question 5: The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?

	Breaking out rifle and grenades
	Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
	F#$@! I'm dead now!
	Looking for a good sniping point
	Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc

Question 6: The army invades your hometown!

	gunshot 26 gunshot 27 gunshot 28...
	I'm hiding in a bunker
	Cocks gun I beg to differ, jackass
	I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
	I flip off enemy officers

Question 7: Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back! You:

	Peeing on enemy corpses
	Flinch at every sound
	Pull back to a safe place
	Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
	Are making them pay for every inch in blood

Question 8: POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?

	Find some allies
	Hide...again
	Find a safe place to plot
	Shoot everything in sight
	leave the area

Question 9: Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You

	Sneak up on them, and terminate
	Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
	Fire warning shots
	Blast the invaders back to hell
	Run! Every man for himself!

Question 10: You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?

	Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
	Pass them some bullets
	Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
	Convince the guys/girls to flee
	Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested

Question 11: You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?

	Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
	Church-God will protect us...right?
	Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
	School-various designs, may have food
	Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction

Question 12: One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:

	Ask your friends to help find them
	Immediately fight your way to your family
	Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
	Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
	Think the situation over

Question 13: You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:

	Stealth. Get in, then kill
	Assault rifle with a grenade
	Leave. Not worth it
	BAZOOKA!
	Grenade. Enough said.

Question 14: NO! Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood! How do you deal with the PAIN!

	Hug a relative's corpse and cry
	Try to bury them with respect
	KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
	Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
	Raid my uncle's fridge

Question 15: You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?

	"YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
	Avenge my family
	If my parents didn't live, why should they?
	Save the people. What else?
	Beat the crap out of 'em

Question 16: You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:

	He/she loves me?
	Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
	He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
	What the hell?
	He/she likes me?

Question 17: After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:

	Kill them and steal their supplies
	Rush to them-more allies!
	Check to make sure it's not a trap
	Tell the others
	Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire

Question 18: After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.

	I run away
	Who else?
	If they will follow, I will lead
	I volunteer for deputy and choose another
	Me? Leader? How about just corporal?

Question 19: What strategy do you choose?

	Fear-mongering
	Guerrilla warfare
	War of attrition
	Psychological warfare
	Bombing

Question 20: Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:

	"WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
	"I love you, too" kissing
	Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
	Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
	Birds and bees, man wink, wink

Question 21: You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?

	I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
	Yes, I can't take it anymore!
	Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
	I wait for my friends to save me
	They don't get a thing from me

Question 22: You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?

	Time to release...Chemical E evil laugh
	Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
	GET READY TO RUMBLE!
	Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
	Flee (F@$#ing pussy)

Question 23: Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?

	Cry
	Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
	Spread out and attack
	Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
	FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!

Question 24: Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?

	Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
	Go covert ops on the enemy
	Enter politics as the hero of the nation
	Join the army, kick some ass
	Settle down with significant other

Question 25: This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest

	Yes, you sick bastard
	Yeah, but it was good
	More Halo!
	Nice knowing you were alive
	Nah, it was cool

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