Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
    A twig with hair
    Average Joe
    Slightly built
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    I'm a pussy
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Check on family and friends
    Barricade your place
    Join the rioters
    Help restore order
    Flee the city/town
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
    Find a weapon and practice
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a safe place
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
    Looking for a good sniping point
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    I flip off enemy officers
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Peeing on enemy corpses
    Flinch at every sound
    Pull back to a safe place
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Find some allies
    Find a safe place to plot
    leave the area
    Shoot everything in sight
    Hide...again
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Fire warning shots
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Pass them some bullets
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    Church-God will protect us...right?
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    School-various designs, may have food
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Think the situation over
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Ask your friends to help find them
    Immediately fight your way to your family
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Assault rifle with a grenade
    Grenade. Enough said.
    BAZOOKA!
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
    Leave. Not worth it
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Try to bury them with respect
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Avenge my family
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    Beat the crap out of 'em
    Save the people. What else?
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    He/she loves me?
    What the hell?
    He/she likes me?
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Tell the others
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Kill them and steal their supplies
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    Who else?
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
    I run away
    If they will follow, I will lead
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Bombing
    Guerrilla warfare
    Fear-mongering
    War of attrition
    Psychological warfare
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
    I wait for my friends to save me
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    They don't get a thing from me
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    Cry
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
    Spread out and attack
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Join the army, kick some ass
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Settle down with significant other
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    Nice knowing you were alive
    Nah, it was cool
    Yes, you sick bastard
    More Halo!
    Yeah, but it was good

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