Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
    A twig with hair
    Slightly built
    Average Joe
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I'm a pussy
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Check on family and friends
    Join the rioters
    Barricade your place
    Flee the city/town
    Help restore order
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a weapon and practice
    Find a safe place
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
    Looking for a good sniping point
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
    I flip off enemy officers
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Pull back to a safe place
    Peeing on enemy corpses
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
    Flinch at every sound
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Shoot everything in sight
    Find some allies
    Find a safe place to plot
    Hide...again
    leave the area
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Fire warning shots
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Pass them some bullets
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    School-various designs, may have food
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    Church-God will protect us...right?
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Think the situation over
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
    Immediately fight your way to your family
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Ask your friends to help find them
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    BAZOOKA!
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
    Assault rifle with a grenade
    Leave. Not worth it
    Grenade. Enough said.
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    Try to bury them with respect
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    Avenge my family
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Beat the crap out of 'em
    Save the people. What else?
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
    What the hell?
    He/she loves me?
    He/she likes me?
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Kill them and steal their supplies
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
    Tell the others
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    Who else?
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    If they will follow, I will lead
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
    I run away
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Psychological warfare
    War of attrition
    Bombing
    Guerrilla warfare
    Fear-mongering
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    I wait for my friends to save me
    They don't get a thing from me
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    Cry
    Spread out and attack
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Settle down with significant other
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
    Join the army, kick some ass
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    More Halo!
    Yes, you sick bastard
    Yeah, but it was good
    Nah, it was cool
    Nice knowing you were alive