Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
    A twig with hair
    Slightly built
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
    Average Joe
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    I'm a pussy
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Help restore order
    Check on family and friends
    Barricade your place
    Join the rioters
    Flee the city/town
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Find a weapon and practice
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a safe place
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
    Looking for a good sniping point
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    I flip off enemy officers
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Pull back to a safe place
    Flinch at every sound
    Peeing on enemy corpses
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Find some allies
    Hide...again
    leave the area
    Find a safe place to plot
    Shoot everything in sight
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Fire warning shots
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
    Pass them some bullets
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    Church-God will protect us...right?
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    School-various designs, may have food
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Think the situation over
    Ask your friends to help find them
    Immediately fight your way to your family
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Assault rifle with a grenade
    Leave. Not worth it
    BAZOOKA!
    Grenade. Enough said.
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    Try to bury them with respect
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Save the people. What else?
    Avenge my family
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    Beat the crap out of 'em
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    He/she loves me?
    What the hell?
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    He/she likes me?
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Tell the others
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
    Kill them and steal their supplies
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    If they will follow, I will lead
    Who else?
    I run away
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Psychological warfare
    Guerrilla warfare
    Bombing
    War of attrition
    Fear-mongering
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    They don't get a thing from me
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    I wait for my friends to save me
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
    Spread out and attack
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
    Cry
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
    Join the army, kick some ass
    Settle down with significant other
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    Yes, you sick bastard
    Yeah, but it was good
    Nah, it was cool
    Nice knowing you were alive
    More Halo!