Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
    Average Joe
    Slightly built
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
    A twig with hair
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I'm a pussy
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Barricade your place
    Join the rioters
    Help restore order
    Check on family and friends
    Flee the city/town
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Find a weapon and practice
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
    GET. OUT. NOW.
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a safe place
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    Looking for a good sniping point
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I flip off enemy officers
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
    I'm hiding in a bunker
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Flinch at every sound
    Peeing on enemy corpses
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Pull back to a safe place
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Shoot everything in sight
    Hide...again
    Find a safe place to plot
    leave the area
    Find some allies
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Run! Every man for himself!
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Fire warning shots
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Pass them some bullets
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
    School-various designs, may have food
    Church-God will protect us...right?
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Immediately fight your way to your family
    Think the situation over
    Ask your friends to help find them
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
    BAZOOKA!
    Leave. Not worth it
    Grenade. Enough said.
    Assault rifle with a grenade
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Try to bury them with respect
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    Beat the crap out of 'em
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Save the people. What else?
    Avenge my family
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
    He/she likes me?
    He/she loves me?
    What the hell?
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Kill them and steal their supplies
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
    Tell the others
    Rush to them-more allies!
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    Who else?
    I run away
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    If they will follow, I will lead
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    War of attrition
    Psychological warfare
    Bombing
    Guerrilla warfare
    Fear-mongering
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    I wait for my friends to save me
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
    They don't get a thing from me
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    Cry
    Spread out and attack
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Join the army, kick some ass
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
    Go covert ops on the enemy
    Settle down with significant other
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    Nah, it was cool
    Yes, you sick bastard
    Yeah, but it was good
    Nice knowing you were alive
    More Halo!