Will you survive an enemy invasion?

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25 Questions - Developed by: Franky D. - Developed on: - 19.085 taken - User Rating: 4.45 of 5.0 - 42 Votes

Hometown overrun. Hostiles everywhere. Basically... screw it. Just see if you're a bad-ass.

  • 1
    How would you describe your build?
    Hulk on steroids! YEAH!
    Slightly built
    A twig with hair
    I make sumo wrestlers look like Paris Hilton
    Average Joe
  • 2
    How vicious can you get?
    If something is wrong, I can summon righteous anger
    I dump people in the sewage for fun
    I will fight anyone who f@$%s with me
    GET OFF MY CASE, JERK!
    I'm a pussy
  • 3
    One day, you turn on the TV. The news says military fighting has been reported in several areas near your hometown. Outside, rioters are tearing up the streets. You:
    Barricade your place
    Help restore order
    Flee the city/town
    Check on family and friends
    Join the rioters
  • 4
    Government troops suddenly flood the area. Some are wounded, all are freaking out. On the horizon, a ominous army amasses. Your next move?
    Find a safe place
    Lock doors and obstruct the windows
    Find a weapon and practice
    Break out the old gun case. Play time's coming up.
    GET. OUT. NOW.
  • 5
    The enemy surrounds the city. What happens with you?
    Breaking out rifle and grenades
    Downing 6 six-packs of Coors
    F#$@! I'm dead now!
    Looking for a good sniping point
    Making my peace with God, Buddha, etc
  • 6
    The army invades your hometown!
    I flip off enemy officers
    *Cocks gun* I beg to differ, jackass
    I'm in the 'hood, picking off grunts
    I'm hiding in a bunker
    *gunshot* 26 *gunshot* 27 *gunshot* 28...
  • 7
    Enemy troops are pushing you and your allies back!
    You:
    Are making them pay for every inch in blood
    Pull back to a safe place
    Bombarding the enemy with grenades, beer bottles, and 80s cell phones
    Flinch at every sound
    Peeing on enemy corpses
  • 8
    POW! You get hit on your head and pass out for 2 days. Good news: you're alive. Bad news: the enemy has taken over the whole city/town. Next?
    Find a safe place to plot
    Shoot everything in sight
    leave the area
    Find some allies
    Hide...again
  • 9
    Moving around alleys and deserted streets, you see a group of your friends in a nearby house. You also see four enemy soldiers moving into the same house. You
    Sneak up, beat senseless, and let friends have their turn
    Fire warning shots
    Sneak up on them, and terminate
    Blast the invaders back to hell
    Run! Every man for himself!
  • 10
    You and your friends are safe for now, but miles behind enemy lines. What to you guys do?
    Hide in nearest Mall (What? Malls aren't just for zombie attacks)
    Convince the guys/girls to flee
    Joke about how Jess burped in a cop's face during the riot and nearly got arrested
    Pass them some bullets
    Make a pact...We don't leave till we get our town back
  • 11
    You guys are now the partisans! Where is your Secret HQ?
    Your house- familiar, food, TV(hopefully), NOT missile-proof
    Vacant military base-missile-proof, lots of weapons and supplies, marked for destruction
    Apartment building-may be missile-proof, food, easy to overlook, full of shell-shocked residents
    School-various designs, may have food
    Church-God will protect us...right?
  • 12
    One of your buddies mentions that your family was last seen, hiding in your uncle's house. The area is guarded by light infantry. You:
    Immediately fight your way to your family
    Ignore the comment...you may not like what you find
    Think the situation over
    Ask your friends to help find them
    Sneak away later, infiltrate the house
  • 13
    You go alone to your uncle's house. Two infantry at the door, two more in the front yard, and four in a jeep. You use:
    Grenade. Enough said.
    BAZOOKA!
    Leave. Not worth it
    Assault rifle with a grenade
    Stealth. Get in, then kill
  • 14
    NO!
    Your whole family-even little cousins and grandparents- have been murdered in cold blood!
    How do you deal with the PAIN!
    Hug a relative's corpse and cry
    Try to bury them with respect
    Raid my uncle's fridge
    Strip myself of all emotion...My family was my life
    KILL EVERY SINGLE F@!#ING ENEMY SOLDIER! YOU BASTARDS WILL PAY!
  • 15
    You go back to your friends, share the horrible news, and ask to be alone. 3 days later, you guys see a group of civilians being raped and/or brutalized by enemy grunts. You decide?
    If my parents didn't live, why should they?
    Beat the crap out of 'em
    Avenge my family
    "YOU NEVER F#@% WITH THE FAMILY! NEVER!
    Save the people. What else?
  • 16
    You feel so alone. Eventually, you reconnect with your friends. One friend of the opposite gender begins spending more time with you and seems to be flirting. You think:
    He/she loves me?
    He/she likes me?
    He/she is trying to comfort me like a good friend
    What the hell?
    Hello! War happening, no time for romance!
  • 17
    After 6 weeks of mourning, you have finally gotten over your family's death. You are on patrol one day and see camps of fellow partisans. You:
    Tell the others
    Approach cautiously. No need for friendly fire
    Rush to them-more allies!
    Kill them and steal their supplies
    Check to make sure it's not a trap
  • 18
    After meeting with all the partisans, you all decide to join forces to defeat the invaders. You are chosen as leader.
    Me? Leader? How about just corporal?
    If they will follow, I will lead
    I volunteer for deputy and choose another
    I run away
    Who else?
  • 19
    What strategy do you choose?
    Guerrilla warfare
    War of attrition
    Fear-mongering
    Bombing
    Psychological warfare
  • 20
    Three months into your new campaign, the guy/girl who flirted with you earlier says they love you. You have secretly liked them long before the invasion, but are afraid of more loss. You say to them:
    Birds and bees, man *wink, wink*
    "WE ARE AT WAR! GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!"
    Shield her/him, you just saw an enemy sniper
    "I love you, too" *kissing*
    Well, I've always been bad with girls/guys. I guess I just blather on and on.
  • 21
    You wind up getting captured by enemy forces. The enemy commander beats you, starves you, and threatens to shoot you if you don't tell where the resistance is. Do you give in?
    Yes, I can't take it anymore!
    I only reveal the plots of Star Trek episodes
    Yeah, right! I free myself, kill the guards, beat the commander, AND flip him off on my way out
    They don't get a thing from me
    I wait for my friends to save me
  • 22
    You escape, but now the enemy knows where you are! What now?
    Bang your head on the wall about 1000 times. You're screwed and you know it
    Flee (F@$#ing pussy)
    Plot out a battle plan and give an inspirational speech to the men(and women)
    GET READY TO RUMBLE!
    Time to release...Chemical E *evil laugh*
  • 23
    Your fortress is attacked by the whole occupational army. Civilians help, but you know you are overwhelmed. Ideas?
    Cry
    Draw back and counterattack at the right moment
    Make out with your girl/guy as bombs explode around
    Spread out and attack
    FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
  • 24
    Just as the enemy seems to have you in their clutches, BOOM, government soldiers storm the area. You're saved! What's next for you?
    Enter politics as the hero of the nation
    Join the army, kick some ass
    Settle down with significant other
    Play Gears of War, bragging that you defeated a real life enemy army all by yourself, for 168 hours straight
    Go covert ops on the enemy
  • 25
    This was a f&#@ed up test, right? Be honest
    Nice knowing you were alive
    Nah, it was cool
    Yes, you sick bastard
    More Halo!
    Yeah, but it was good

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