Which Hitchhiker are you?

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Are you Arthur, Ford, Zaphod, Marvin, or Trillian?

  • 1
    Where is your home?
    I have no home.
    A small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelguese. (Not Guildford...)
    Earth. Or at least that WAS my home. Curse those blasted Vogons!
    Betelguese Seven.
    The starship Heart of Gold, I guess, now that the world's been destroyed and everything.
  • 2
    What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
    The Earth was destroyed. Right after my house got knocked down. Not a good day,
    I skipped the planet with that numbskull Zaphod.
    I was switched on.
    Hmmm...ah...well, I did carve my own initials into my own brain once...
    I got stranded on that miserable bloody planet for fifteen years!
  • 3
    What, in your opinion, is the best drink in existence?
    Drinks are ghastly.
    A nice cup of Earth coffee.
    Did somebody say drink? Get me to the nearest alcoholic beverage!
    Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.
  • 4
    What do you think is the Ultimate Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything?
    It's printed in the Earthman's brain waves, but I can tell you're not really interested...
    I don't know, but "How many roads must a man walk down?" sounds pretty cool.
    Where's the tea?
    Where's the party?
    Is Zaphod Beeblebrox the coolest sentiment being in the Universe? No, wait, I already know that.
  • 5
    What is your job?
    Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
    I worked in local radio. Note the past tense.
    Space traveler/voice of reason.
    Menial robot. "Pick up that piece of paper," they say to me. Here I am, brain the size of a planet...
    President of the Galaxy, man!
  • 6
    What would you say if someone told you the universe needed to be saved?
    Who? What? When? What's going on?
    So what? No matter what happens, life will still be miserable.
    I'll do what I can to help save it.
    Stay cool, kid, and everything will work itself out.
    The universe can take care of itself. I'm going to a party.
  • 7
    How do you feel about the planet Earth?
    It's mostly harmless.
    It was a depressing place while it still existed.
    It was boring, but still, I grew up there. It's too bad about the bypass thing.
    Hey, didn't that get destroyed a while ago?
  • 8
    How's your love life?
    Hey, kid, I'm so great, all the women are dying to get at me. I think.
    I once tried to chat up a blender. It hated me.
    Nonexistent. I'm not good with women of my own species, let alone triple-breasted whores and things.
    All right, I meet tons of women at parties...
    Well, I've got my boyfriend who's a two-headed alien.
  • 9
    What annoys you?
    Having to explain things to ape descendants.
    Stupid men, and when my white mice escape.
    People who treat me like an idiot because I'm descended from apes.
    Anything that thinks it's more important than my ego.
    Humans. Other robots. Music. Art. Mice. The universe. The number 42. Having to do menial chores. I could go on and on but you'd probably hate me even more than you do now...
  • 10
    What's your favorite quote?
    "Can we drop your ego for a moment? This is important."
    "You think you've got problems? What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot?"
    "This is Zaphod Beeblebrox from Betelguese Seven, not bloody Martin Smith from Croydon!"
    "This must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays."
    "Hey, babe, is this guy boring you? Come with me, I'm from another planet."

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