Which McDonaldland Character Are You?

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12 Questions - Developed by: Planet of the Grapes - Developed on: - 3.935 taken

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  • 1
    Which of these songs do you like second most?
    Battle Hymn of the Republic
    Push It
    Cop Killer
    Singing in the Rain
  • 2
    Taking aspirin is a sign of:
    Spanish Imperialism
    Coconut oil will link you to a murder
  • 3
    Your height:
    Shorter than a bulldozer, taller than a Happy Meal
    Taller than a Penthouse (magazine), shorter than the Empire State Building
    Taller than a Porsche, shorter than a grain silo
    Taller than a bicycle, shorter than Richard Simmons (with hair)
  • 4
    If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
    Madonna's breast milk
  • 5
    Which organ is the funniest?
  • 6
    To show your rebellious side you would most likely:
    Talk shit about this question
    Try to tattoo an elderly relative without them noticing
    Replace your skeleton with peanuts and butter
    Be a Christmas tree for Halloween
  • 7
    PENNIES:: NICKELS as OPIUM:: ___________
    Ramones and CBGB's T-shirts
    Psychic Hotlines
  • 8
    If you woke up after taking a nap in a chair to realize that Sigmund Freud WAS the chair, would you?:
    Vow to make love to 157 foreign-born secretaries before you die
    Let Freud analyze you
    Declare war on tombstones
    Renounce your possessions and join the military
  • 9
    What is your favorite color of wristband?
    Electric Merriweather
    Calypso Sunrise
  • 10
    Though not typically found in cupboards, which item would you consider something that COULD be acceptable to put in cupboards in the new century?
    Neutering skills
    Blonde wigs
    Lava lamps
    Live octopus
  • 11
    Which class are you most qualified to teach?
    "Advanced Leg Sculpture"
    "Unorthodox Bird Grooming Techniques"
    "Rhinoceros Becoming"
    "A Study of Theodore Roosevelt's Diet"
  • 12
    If you were stranded alone on a desert island what would you rather have with you?
    During the day you can speak with and enjoy the company of any figure in history (and change it every day if you wish), but at night you have to sleep next to their physical corpse in a full-sized bed.
    Dead cows and fire, but the whole island is made of Port-A-Potties
    The person of your dreams, always willing and able to have sex, but no clothing, sunblock, shade, mosquito repellent, lubricant, or birth control.
    Unlimited water, but an invincible talking parrot in the likeness of Gilbert Gottfried permanently attached to your shoulder.

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