How Emo Are You?

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Ever get that feeling like people think you're a freak? Find out if they're right and take this quiz!

  • 1
    Do you ever cut yourself?
    Rarely. It’s one of those thing I used to do because I was bored.
    All of the time. One of these days people won't call 9-1-1 when they see my wrists bleeding..
    Tried it once. Punctured an artery. Didn’t like it.
    Never, are you crazy? Emo freaks.
    Sometimes, when I feel sorry for myself. Which is actually most of the time.
  • 2
    Which of the following bands do you like or know the best?
    The Beatles. All you need is love.
    Panic! at the Disco. I write sins, not tragedies.
    Evanescence. My immortal.
    Brand New. Die young and save yourself.
    R.E.M. Shiny happy people holding hands.
  • 3
    Have you ever bought clothes at Hot Topic?
    A few shirts and pants.
    Most of my clothes. Sometimes I go to Spencer's Gifts.
    Never. I get my clothes at Abercrombie and Fitch..bee-otch.
    My entire wardrobe.
    One shirt. They had an awesome Venom tee for $15.
  • 4
    Do you wear makeup?
    I have something like a layer of cake icing on my face.
    Only if I'm expected to, like at a KISS concert.
    Sometimes for a crazy getup, like at a KISS concert.
    I'm an ugly son-of-a-gun and I'm proud of it.
    Once, because I had a zit on picture day.
  • 5
    How do you wear your hair?
    Shaggy, but that’s just how I’ve always been.
    In my eyes so that I don’t have to face this depressing world.
    Nondescript, like the hair the guys who survive in horror movies have.
    Shorter; it’s easy to maintain that way.
    Shaved head. If I’m ever lost at sea I can signal ships.
  • 6
    Do you paint your nails?
    Occasionally on Friday nights. Oh, crap, shouldn’t have said that...
    Do I look like some kind of Nancy Boy?
    Once. I was sleeping and my friends wrote “I like boyz” on them.
    Yes. I want as much stuff on me as possible in order to hide from this world.
    Sometimes. I have no real explanation.
  • 7
    Complete the following sentence: “Life is ________.”
    Bleak; but death can’t be any better.
    AMAZING! If I die, I’m so gonna be pissed!
    Only fair, considering this world is run by rich white men who want gas for cheap.
    A roller coaster of ups and downs.
    Not worth living. Kill me. Please. Now.
  • 8
    If you write songs or poems, what are they about? (And if you don’t, pretend you do).
    The world and how I love everyone in my life.
    Songs are for pansies. But if I did, they’d be about my pickup truck and my fat bottomed girl.
    Sadness and heartbreak. It makes good poetry.
    Both tragic and romantic love. I’m a sap.
    Death. Dying. You know, all that fun stuff.
  • 9
    Whom of the following is your favorite writer?
    H.P. Lovecraft. I have a copy of the Necronomicon.
    Edgar Allen Poe. “The Raven” is vastly overrated compared to his other work.
    Chuck Palahniuk. The first rule of Fight Club is you don’t talk about Fight Club.
    Bret Easton Ellis. I kill people while listening to Huey Lewis and the News.
    Tom Clancy. "The Hunt For Red October" should be required reading.
  • 10
    Which of the following quotations most suits you?
    “All we are saying is give peace a chance.”
    “Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand?”
    “Dude, where’s my car?”
    “I just say we grow up, be adults and die.”
    “I am in a world of $#!%.”

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