Are you a good quiz taker?

  1. Developed by: Stacey and Dayna

Ever wondered if you're a good quiz taker? Maybe you're not really that good at quizzes, or maybe you are, or aren't. We don't know the answer, but you will, do the quiz to find out. If you can.

Question 1: Do you know what a quiz is?
Lonely-people pudding.
Pssh! Duh, THIS is a quiz.
"A many-splendoured thing."
Bananas, definitely bananas.
To be or not to be- that is the question!

Question 2: Where do quizzes come from?
The Government duh! Don't you people read?
Persistent rubbing makes for chafing...
Well, traditionally the South of France.
The Mines of Moriah! And sometimes St. Elsewhere.
My neighbour's basement (explains all the weird noises).

Question 3: Have you ever met a quiz in real life?
No. I find quizzes to be frivolous and too demanding.
Yes, and we had a splendid time together!
Yes, and I'd rather not talk about it...
Come on, quizzes aren't real!
I AM a quiz in real life.

Question 4: If you were a quiz what quiz would you be?
The pressure! What's with all the questions? I never wanted to do this stupid quiz!
I AM a quiz remember?
A quiz about quizzes *wink-wink-smile* (cheesing for extra points)
Scintillating laughter, esoteric conceit, that kind of quiz.
You tell me. (raised eyebrow, chin resting on fist, slow head-nod)

Question 5: Are quizzes really forever?
Yes. A quiz's life transcends all space and time.
I will not answer such an indecent question!
Is this a serious question? (avoids revealing true belief in quizzes and faeries)
No, They die before they are ever born.
Quizzes are like faeries...

Question 6: Quiz is to bartender as...
Life is to the liver!
Syringes are to clowns (yes syringes are real too)
Where is this going really?
Possibilities are to candles (right?)
Butterflies are to eye dance.

Question 7: How many quizzes have you taken in total?
I don't know, I'm lactose intolerant.
5
In my professional opinion...
How on earth will I find out if I'm a good quiz taker doing this quiz?
A few hundred quizzes a day at least, it's for my circulation.

Question 8: Do you have a dog?
Patches will be six tomorrow!
Dogs unlike faeries and quizzes are NOT real. Syringes I believe in.
No. My parents won't tolerate friends of any kind in our (home).
Yes and the offer WAS good while the stocks lasted!
Why am I still doing this quiz?

Question 9: A REAL question about quizzes would be?
How many quizzes does it take to change a light-bulb?
I'm blank. Is this a trick question? (asks indignantly, because if I find out...)
Something about perfume?
Does owning a dog make me a good quiz taker?
If quizzes were horses, then wishes would ride?

Question 10: The final question on quiz taking!
I don't get it.
Melancholy melons meander mercilessly. (alliteration you know)
A screwdriver and a pen walk into a bar...
Um... should we make it up?
Okay so I'm to assume that's meant to be a question, right?

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