Are you an old fart?

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An old fart is a person who doesn't like modern things, and does things that old people do like read the newspaper every morning. It isn't a bad thing to be an old fart. The only difference between old farts and non-old farts is that old farts act older and aren't as modern, as I said before.

  • 1
    What do you do before you go to bed every night?
    I don't know. depends on the night.
    Drink tea and watch the news
    Get ready to go to sleep
  • 2
    Do you ever do volunteer work?
    No! It's boring
    Sometimes I do it, but I mainly work for money.
    All the time
  • 3
    You have a child, and she's text messaging at the dinner table one night. What do you do?
    Let it go! Who cares!
    Take away their phone
    Tell them that text messaging during dinner is a little rude, but you don't take away their phone or anything.
  • 4
    You have a child. They have been on computer for 3 hours. What do you do?
    Tell them they have to get off right now, and play outside or something.
    Let them stay on computer for as long as they want
    Ask them "Don't you want to play outside or something?" But if they say no or something, you'd let them stay on
  • 5
    How do you feel about children having chores?
    They should get chores and get no money for them.
    They should have to do them, but they should get money for doing them.
    No chores
  • 6
    If you had children, would you spank them if they were bad?
    Spanking is wrong!
    Only if what they did was horrible
  • 7
    If you were doing a math problem, how would you do it?
    Paper and pencil
    On a calculator
    Depends on how hard it is
  • 8
    What is your favorite thing to do?
    Use the computer
    Play outside
  • 9
    Do you have E-mail?
    No, but I know what it is
    What is "E-mail?"
  • 10
    Do you have a cell phone?
    No, but I know what it is
    What is a "cell phone?"
  • 11
    Which of these would you want to bring on a camping trip?
    No electronics
    Cell phone
  • 12
    Last question! Do you think you are an old fart?
    I don't know. That's why I'm taking this quiz!

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