Could You Win a Lord of the Rings Battle?

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In the LOTR series we are inspired by Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli as they help the people of Middle Earth overcome evil in epic battles. But could YOU help win a battle?

  • 1
    You are about to go into battle. What kind of horse do you choose?
    You are about to go into battle. What kind of horse do you choose?
    I go by foot
    What's a horse?
    A slow one that will get to the battle when it's over
    I don't choose a horse, I grab a pony!
    A fast one that will run straight into the crowd of orcs!
  • 2
    You are on the front line and you see an army of uruk-hai at least 5,000 strong marching towards you. What do you do?
    You are on the front line and you see an army of uruk-hai at least 5,000 strong marching towards you. What do you do?
    Hide behind Gandalf and whimper
    Run forward with sword drawn and scream
    Yell: Bring It On! And draw your shiny sword.
    Swing onto your horse and run right into it
    Pull out your bow and arrow and start shooting.
  • 3
    You see your friend is being stepped upon by a rather large troll. What now?
    You see your friend is being stepped upon by a rather large troll. What now?
    You walk up and slap it across the face "Back Off!"
    Scream: Oh My Gosh! Someone Do Something!
    Push everyone in your path out of the way and shoot!
    You faint and get killed
    Jump on the troll's back and stick a sharp object in it's head
  • 4
    You see that the Ents have come to help you. What do you do to them?
    You see that the Ents have come to help you. What do you do to them?
    Scream at them, they are not welcome
    Run to them and thank them profusely
    Climb on their shoulders and shoot at the orcs below
    Set them on fire
    Hit them and let them know that you don't need them
  • 5
    Uh-oh...it's the big elephants. What to do?
    Uh-oh...it's the big elephants. What to do?
    Run up to them, hit them with your sword once, then run away
    Run under them with your horse and slash their legs while your hobbit holds the reigns!
    Shoot them in the head!
    Beg Legolas to shoot you. It would be better to die
    Lay down and die
  • 6
    Oh crap. It's a nazgul thing. It will eat you most likely. What do you do?
    Oh crap. It's a nazgul thing. It will eat you most likely. What do you do?
    Shoot it from a tower
    "I Do Not Fear Death!" *Runs Up And Gets Eaten*
    Look at it with big pathetic eyes and hope it takes pity on you
    "I Do Not Fear Death!" *Runs up and stabs nazgul*
    Lie flat on your face and pretend you are dead
  • 7
    When confronted by the Witch King you:
    When confronted by the Witch King you:
    Sigh and allow yourself to be killed
    Yell: "I am no man!" In his face and stab him in the face
    RUUUUN!
    Cry
    Run him over with your horse then turn around and shoot him then dismount and stab him
  • 8
    You are told to retreat behind the walls of the city. What do you do?
    You are told to retreat behind the walls of the city. What do you do?
    Refuse and keep fighting
    You cry
    Reluctantly follow orders. You run towards the city and shoot the enemy as you go
    Follow orders without hesitation
    You fall to your knees and praise God
  • 9
    The battle is finally over! What do you do?
    The battle is finally over! What do you do?
    Come out from under your bed
    Jump up and down and squeal girlishly
    Cry
    Give a very loud war cry and do some back slapping
    Stand there and look at a wall. You are soooo bored
  • 10
    And just for fun, if you could meet any LOTR character, who would it be?
    And just for fun, if you could meet any LOTR character, who would it be?
    Legolas!
    Sam!
    Gimli!
    Merry and Pippin!
    Aragorn!