Are you a vegetable?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Aparagus - Developed on: - 4.038 taken - User Rating: 4.27 of 5.0 - 11 Votes

Are you a vegetable? I'm a vegetable! I'm an asparagus. I bet you're an asparagus too! OMG! That means we're related!

  • 1
    Where were you grown?
    In the ground
    In a tree
    In your mama's stomach (not normal)
    On a vine with the grapes
  • 2
    What's your farmer's name?
    Grandpa Jones
    Larry J. Miller
    Mama and Dad
  • 3
    If a spider made a web on you what would you say?
    I'm human. Why would a spider make a web on me?
    Nothing! Vegetables don't talk! DUH!
    "eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! creepy."
    "Welcome home!"
  • 4
    If someone tried to eat you how would you defend yourself?
    Accept the fact that you are a vegetable and being eaten is an honor reserved for only the most delicious high quality foods.
    If a person tried to eat me that would make them a cannibal.
  • 5
    What kind of house does your fiancé live in?
    I'm to much of a loser to ever find a spouse.*sniffles*
    Vegetables don't get married.
    A semi-detached with one or two small windows.
    A greenhouse or field.
  • 6
    What kind of juice do you drink?
    I don't drink juice I drink blood!
    Apple juice
  • 7
    What do all your friends call you?
    Fellow asparagus
    Meekiel the angry taffy
    LOSA! Stay away from us you freak!
  • 8
    How old are you?
    More than 10 years (congrats! I believe you may be the world's oldest living vegetable)
    Under 10 days (still edible)
    More than 10 days ( no longer edible, wrinkly)
    More than 1 year (toxic)
  • 9
    Have you been harvested yet?
    Yes. I'm now nice, juicy and ready to eat.
    Yes, but I'm old and rotten.
    No, I'm still in the field.
    WTH? I already said I'm HUMAN!
    No, and I'm too old to be harvested now. *sobs*
  • 10
    Do you believe that you are truly a vegetable?
    No. I don't believe I'm worthy of such a title.
    Alas, yes I do
    Totally! Vegetables rock!
    I'M HUMAN!

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