What kind of leader are you?

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We are all leaders, in our own way...and every day we are the drum major in our own personal parade down Success Street.

To be the most effective leader, you need to know what type of leader you are: Iron-feasted Dictator, Manipulative Psychopath, Bullshit Artist, Nurturing Salesperson, Patronizing Educator, Weak-minded Debater.

  • 1
    Success starts every...
    Monday morning.
    Time someone asks you a really good question.
    Time you close the deal.
    Time you take a shit
  • 2
    Regret knocks...
    When the doorbell is broken.
    When you're too much of a coward to do something.
    When you least expect it.
    Only if you let it.
  • 3
    Success is knowing the definition of...
    What an "ad hominim attack" is.
  • 4
    Hate is...
    A powerful word.
    The great motivator in life.
    Found at the very core of my soul.
    Something I try to avoid if at all possible.
    Unnecessary for a truly happy person.
  • 5
    When you sense that an underling is unhappy, and on the verge of bringing a hunting rifle to work, the best thing to do is...
    Explain to them that they either have to adjust their attitude, or find work elsewhere.
    Ask them what you could do to make things better.
    Lighten the mood with a dirty joke.
    Take them on a fancy retreat, to the golf course or TGI Fridays.
    Kill them first.
  • 6
    When someone is talking to you, you should...
    Only pay attention to the keywords.
    Listen to everything they have to say, then explain to them why they are completely wrong.
    Look them in the eye, and nod expressively.
    Stare at their forehead and twitch occasionally-- this keeps people from coming to you too often
    Wait for them to finish, pat them on the back, laugh, shake their hand and tell them you don't have time for this kind of bullcrap.
  • 7
    You're only unsuccessful when...
    Others see you fail.
    You set your goals too high.
    You go to jail.
    You don't get enough sleep.
    You don't try at all.
  • 8
    The Number One Rule for successful 21st Century leadership is...
    Ask lots of questions.
    Have more money and toys than everyone else around you.
    Be a good role model.
    Don't get caught.
    Always use metaphors.
  • 9
    A leader possesses the blueprint for...
    A successful future.
    A happy home life.
    Confusing the opposition.
    A rewarding conversation.
    Every bank within a 100 mile radius.
  • 10
    Success begins...
    When you write things down.
    At home.
    With a handshake.
    When you listen to those around you.
    When you control the lives of everyone around you.

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